18 definitions by jay-x

A-H

(ey-eych)
-noun
1. "Ass Hours"
2. Measuring units for time devoted to studying, since you are sitting on your ass for hours.

If you are expecting to pass the next test you are gonna have to put on a lot of A-H's.

by jay-x April 24, 2008

morning glory

-noun
The first dump of the day, usually between 5:00 and 8:00 AM.

Eight o'clock, time for my morning glory!

I'm not going to the other side of this camp for my morning glory!

by jay-x April 25, 2008

F-close

-noun
1. Short for "full-close" or "fuck-close" in the PUA (Pick-Up Artist) community.
2. When you meet a girl and end up having sex with her by applying PUA techniques.

PUA1: Debrief.
PUA2: Two F-close's, one number close.

by jay-x April 25, 2008

netosapiens

-noun
1. The next stage in the evolution of the geek, an uber-geek, a super-nerd.
2. An individual that is SO knowledgable in the matter of computers and internet that you can actually tell just by taking a look at him.

That Leroy guy is a total netosapiens...

by jay-x April 25, 2008

friendly fucking

1. Military jargon meaning friendly fire.
2. When your own guys shoot you by accident (or "accident").

"...His target being a human, generally an enemy but sometimes a friend or friendly. We call this frinedly fire, or friendly fucking or getting friendly fucked."

by jay-x April 24, 2008

rip

-verb
To fart. Academics believe that the expression comes from when you fart so hard and so loudly that you feel like you have just ripped/teared you ass. However, you don't necessarily need to rip your ass to "let it rip".

*Two dudes are sitting on a couch*

Dude1: Duuude... you are about to get GASSED!!!! >:D
Dude2: Whatever... let it rip. |-/
Dude1: *fart* XD

by jay-x April 29, 2008

slum scum

-noun
1. ghetto trash
2. a low, worthless, inner city person
3. riffraff

Ol' Dirty Bastard was a no-good, slum scum, piece of shit.

by jay-x April 25, 2008