45 definitions by dsimms
by dsimms May 23, 2008
a cybersex partner; someone you cyber with just like you were lovers in real
usually regularity, commitment, and caring are part of the cyberlover pattern, just like any real relationship
usually regularity, commitment, and caring are part of the cyberlover pattern, just like any real relationship
Usually you never meet your cyberlover, but there are many cases I know about where two cyberlovers arrange to meet in real. Usually one of them flies out to the city where the other lives; sometimes they arrange to meet in a completely different city. In every case, they practically fuck in the cab on the way to the hotel.
by dsimms January 14, 2008
a smilie in the vague form of 'the finger', aka a smilie fuck you
common version: ..!..
british version: .V..
there are variations in the exact characters used, but the effect is always the same: those in the know get it, those not in the know are confused; same with all smilies
common version: ..!..
british version: .V..
there are variations in the exact characters used, but the effect is always the same: those in the know get it, those not in the know are confused; same with all smilies
"That girl I was chatting with at Myface, I asked for her phone number and she gave me a 555 number and a fuckie!"
by dsimms January 19, 2008
to monetize your web pages, blog pages, or Myface pages by adding ad links, thus reaping the power of click-throughs and eyeballs (wtf?)
"Dude, you gotta adify, not dignify... look what Drudge did."
"So you're saying I should sell out?"
"Dude, get with the program... dollars is where it's at... sell your soul... to Google!"
"So you're saying I should sell out?"
"Dude, get with the program... dollars is where it's at... sell your soul... to Google!"
by dsimms April 22, 2008
My mom lives in whitebread WBF with her new boyfriend. My dad still lives out in BFE. I'm staying with my aunt here in the city.
by dsimms May 26, 2008
A porn queen usually refers to a woman who has appeared in pornographic media, such as movies (porn flicks), magazines (porn mags), or online porn sites (webporn).
Many porn queens cross over between the different forms of media, first becoming a skin mag model, then later a porn actress; sometimes this process is reversed. Some porn queens even start their own websites. Porn queens also go on road tours, starring or headlining at strip clubs in major cities.
Being a porn queen usually implies the actress/model has made a "name" for herself. Often a porn actress will choose a fake name with a humorous and/or double entendre meaning so as to make it memorable (for example, Bunny Blue).
Many porn queens cross over between the different forms of media, first becoming a skin mag model, then later a porn actress; sometimes this process is reversed. Some porn queens even start their own websites. Porn queens also go on road tours, starring or headlining at strip clubs in major cities.
Being a porn queen usually implies the actress/model has made a "name" for herself. Often a porn actress will choose a fake name with a humorous and/or double entendre meaning so as to make it memorable (for example, Bunny Blue).
"...Jenna Jameson wants the world to officially remember her for her iconic porn princess name. Earlier this week the knocked-up starlet filed legal papers to become 'Jenna Jameson' and permanently move on from her birth name, Jenna Marie Massoli."
-- from Rumorficial Celebrity Gossip, Nov. 2008, on porn queen extraordinaire Jenna Jameson
(calling porn queen extraordinaire Jenna Jameson a 'princess' is like calling good Queen Liz a princess - a polite diminutive retrograde)
-- from Rumorficial Celebrity Gossip, Nov. 2008, on porn queen extraordinaire Jenna Jameson
(calling porn queen extraordinaire Jenna Jameson a 'princess' is like calling good Queen Liz a princess - a polite diminutive retrograde)
by dsimms January 11, 2009