4 definitions by Kiillrz
The masturbation used right before having sex. Used to ensure that a cock-slap does not occur. As made famous by The Inbetweeners.
by Kiillrz December 15, 2011
Linda: How are you? Wanna go out tonight?
Joe: I'm good.
Later
Mark; Dude, aren't you going out with Linda?
Joe: Nah, I sent her a Non-progressive text.
Joe: I'm good.
Later
Mark; Dude, aren't you going out with Linda?
Joe: Nah, I sent her a Non-progressive text.
by Kiillrz August 23, 2011
Noun;
The act of leaving the last three crisps, the last doughnut, the last five mililitres of beer, simply to avoid putting the packet in the bin
The act of leaving the last three crisps, the last doughnut, the last five mililitres of beer, simply to avoid putting the packet in the bin
Joe: Aww man these crisps have green mold on them!
Tom: Yeah I know dude, you've been empty packet squatting for like 2 weeks!
Tom: Yeah I know dude, you've been empty packet squatting for like 2 weeks!
by Kiillrz October 14, 2011
A prank where the unsuspecting victim is shown a photo of an object they are holding/eating being defaced. Comes fron How I Met Your Mother
by Kiillrz July 11, 2012