87 definitions by Kidswillbekids

Lois Griffin

The mom in family guy who is loved by everybody except Stewie

Lois Griffin: hi Stewie how are you?
Stewie Griffin: shut up woman!

by Kidswillbekids May 31, 2020

Junior: ok I’m going to ask Jackie Chu if the sun is a planet
Cody: IT’S NOT A PLANET IDIOT!!!
Jackie Chu: Aww I so Asian, I can’t see a ting.

by Kidswillbekids March 27, 2019

If you eat too many carrots, you'll turn orange just like Donald Trump

by Kidswillbekids March 31, 2019

Tyreese: eyy yo Tyrone, you wanna take algebruh wit me?
Tyrone: yea dawg!

by Kidswillbekids September 3, 2019

Jimmy: yo is that song about a boyfriend?
Timmy: yeah do you know who sings it?
Jimmy: is it Taylor Swift?
Timmy: yup
Jimmy: no shit

by Kidswillbekids April 25, 2019

Bill: hey baby where do you wanna eat tonight?
Baby: Uhhh... Dominos!
Bill: HELL YEAH!!!

by Kidswillbekids April 28, 2019

Joe: what color is the deep blue sea?
Luke: are you ready for me to shit all over you?
Joe: what?
Luke: that’s a stupid question...

by Kidswillbekids May 14, 2019