"Pre-Marital Hanky-Panky"

This expression was often used in David Willis' comics by Joyce, an overly religious character uncomfortable with her own and other people's sexuality.

It can be used as a humorous reference to any form of extramarital sex, especially to mock people with attitudes similar to Joyce's.
Dave: "I think Sam and Jenny finally got around to some P.M.H.P.
by Baahl August 4, 2012
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