25 definitions by penisshakes
Licking a tree and expecting syrup is a saying that means putting in a very little amount of work and effort but expecting the fruit of your labour to be much greater than.
"I listened to my girlfriend talk about her day, so now she'll have to let me do anal."
"You are licking a tree and expecting syrup, man."
"You are licking a tree and expecting syrup, man."
by penisshakes March 30, 2021
A man raped a horse then the horse kicked him to death."
"*shrug* You play stupid games, win stupid prizes."
"*shrug* You play stupid games, win stupid prizes."
by penisshakes June 2, 2022
by penisshakes December 21, 2015
A saying that means if you commit enough bad actions, eventually those actions will spiral out of your control.
"Remember Sarah, who used to take Adderall in college? She just got arrested for aggravated assault and petty theft."
"Well, if you take enough rides with the devil, eventually he'll drive."
"Well, if you take enough rides with the devil, eventually he'll drive."
by penisshakes May 27, 2020
by penisshakes June 29, 2015
if you use this phrase, you are (ironically) chronically online. means spending too much time on the internet in general
"i just had a full day of arguing in a furry's tiktok comment section about neopronoun discourse."
"bro, you are so chronically online."
"bro, you are so chronically online."
by penisshakes April 17, 2023
When someone thinks they are the main character of their life. Usually comes with a side of individuality complex, quirky style and a self centered point of view.
"I asked Jenny where the beer was and she said 'Just over the horizon, like my dreams.'"
"Yeah, that girl has a major case of Main Character Syndrome."
"Yeah, that girl has a major case of Main Character Syndrome."
by penisshakes April 27, 2021