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faulty human being.incapable of carrying out tasks,both physical and mental,expected of average conventional person.
not applicable to those suffering from diagnosed medical conditions.
can be either a temporary or permanent state of being.
term of abuse used to indicate the ridiculous behaviour of an individual.
only a buckled halfer would tweet pictures of their own genitals.

what kind of buckled halfer are you?
by Nesty. January 3, 2012
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this is a random selection of sweets,confectionery etc. asked for when the person wants a sweet treat but cannot decide exactly what they want.
''would you like some sweets/candy ?''
''yes please''
''what kind do you want ?''
''eh,just get me some jiggery smackery''
by Nesty. July 7, 2012
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a retail offer that appears to offer you something of great value for no extra charge but which really gives you something which will probably sit in a drawer and never be used.
2 pairs of spectacles for the price of 1 is a specsaver.
most spectacle wearers know that if they break their glasses they can revert back to their old pair as an emergency measure especially as a new pair can be made up in a few days.what usually happens is that the optician will try and use the free second pair as an opportunity to sell you a coating or tint which you will rarely, if ever, use.
if you visit the optician every 2 years you just end up with lots of unused free second pairs.
by Nesty. January 3, 2012
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