14 definitions by Garret
(1)"Um...Honey, I think the condom broke."
"Weaksauce!"
(2)"Dude, you missed it! That fat chick just got punched in the face!"
"Weaksauce!"
"Weaksauce!"
(2)"Dude, you missed it! That fat chick just got punched in the face!"
"Weaksauce!"
by Garret June 15, 2004
(1)Word used in place of more definite adjectives. Weak being interchangeable with many other adjectives, while sauce remains as a suffix.
(2)Lacking fertile sperm.
(2)Lacking fertile sperm.
(1a)"Uh, dude, we're all out of bud."
"Weaksauce!"
(1b)"Man, my mom caught me tokin' last night.
"Gaysauce."
(2)"Goddamnit, we need to adopt kids."
"Why?"
"'Cause you've got fuckin' weaksauce."
"Weaksauce!"
(1b)"Man, my mom caught me tokin' last night.
"Gaysauce."
(2)"Goddamnit, we need to adopt kids."
"Why?"
"'Cause you've got fuckin' weaksauce."
by Garret February 6, 2005
"You gonna buy that Chimaira t-shirt?"
"Nah, man. I'm not billboarding for a band I don't like that much."
"Nah, man. I'm not billboarding for a band I don't like that much."
by Garret February 8, 2005
by Garret February 5, 2005
If you're on the phone with someone, and someone else calls, they enter a call waiting face off. The loser obviously being the one you tell you'll call back.
A: "Hey, hold on. I got another call."
B: "'k. (Goddamnit, I'm in a call waiting face off)"
--line-switch--
A: "Sorry about that, I was on the other line."
C: "It's ok. (Fuck... call waiting face off.)"
A: "Hold on a sec, 'k?"
C: "Sure. (SUCK IT, I WIN!)"
--line-switch--
A: "Hey man, I gotta call you back."
B: "Alright, see ya. (Fuck, I lost.)"
B: "'k. (Goddamnit, I'm in a call waiting face off)"
--line-switch--
A: "Sorry about that, I was on the other line."
C: "It's ok. (Fuck... call waiting face off.)"
A: "Hold on a sec, 'k?"
C: "Sure. (SUCK IT, I WIN!)"
--line-switch--
A: "Hey man, I gotta call you back."
B: "Alright, see ya. (Fuck, I lost.)"
by Garret February 4, 2005
smud(n.) - The residual of one's ejaculatory fluids; usually in reference to one receiving a facial.
"Ah man, you got my smud all over your face!"
"You could probably see better if you wiped all that smud out of your eyes."
"You could probably see better if you wiped all that smud out of your eyes."
by Garret June 15, 2004
by Garret July 5, 2003