Fred: Yay. I bought a house worth $200,000. Woohoo!
Government: Okay Fred. Gimme $5000 NOW.
Fred: WTF?
Government: Do you not get it? I said give me $5000 now, and you will do so every year you numbskull. It's called the "property tax". If you don't, I will seize your house.
Fred: What???? But it is my property. Why are you forcibly taking away a part of it.
Government: Because you're my bitch.
Government: Okay Fred. Gimme $5000 NOW.
Fred: WTF?
Government: Do you not get it? I said give me $5000 now, and you will do so every year you numbskull. It's called the "property tax". If you don't, I will seize your house.
Fred: What???? But it is my property. Why are you forcibly taking away a part of it.
Government: Because you're my bitch.
by 1nfid3l June 24, 2011
Get the property taxmug. by williestile August 28, 2009
Get the property taxmug. The amount of money it takes to keep your woman or girlfriend happy based on a weekly or monthly basis.
"Man, your girl is totally draining your wallet.",
"For sure. She has a higher property tax than my last girl."
"For sure. She has a higher property tax than my last girl."
by Koden October 14, 2013
Get the Property taxmug. It means that when a government body allows a new business to move into an area ,they will often not require the company to pay property taxes for a period of time, often for many years. It's a huge benefit to the government and the business because property tax control limits taxes for some businesses.
by Magnumb,Private Eye September 15, 2022
Get the property tax controlmug.