Blade Of Grass

The finest natural blade in all 7 continents. Able to cut through material such as paper and leaves. Commonly confused with blades of grass that make up a yard or field.

Person 1: Wow dude is that a Blade Of Grass!

Person 2: Yep, forged by the greatest blacksmith of all time.
Person 1: Who's that?
Person 2: John Stamos.
Person 1: Wow...

by RedPando June 10, 2020

Blade of grass

A person who tells an adult about someone else for literally no reason

You know that girl? She lies so much you could mistake her for a blade of grass.

by deadmemelord March 4, 2019

Blade of grass.

Well if you dont know what a blade of grass is, then your a blade of grass.

Craig: hey John!

John: yea... your a blade of grass.
Craig: what does that mean?
John: it means your a blade of grass.
Craig: yea, but what's it mean?
John: it means your a blade of grass.
Craig:🤯

by Your Just A Blade Of Grass🤷‍♂ March 24, 2021

Blade of Grass

A term coined by the best service industry professional Davina. Commonly used when insinuating that one is useless. One that is still and useless. It does nothing but stand around and has no purpose.

“Davina did nothing today. She was an absolute blade of grass. Swaying in the wind with no purpose.”

by Young Money D-Money July 26, 2024

Blade of Grass

Term coined by the greatest service industry professional ever Davina. A blade of grass is a purposeless object, thing, or person that serves no purpose. It is presently there and noticeable but can also be forgotten very easily.

“I wish Stella wasn’t her usual blade of grass self. It was almost like I was working alone today.” #lonely

by Young Money D-Money July 26, 2024

Tall blade of grass

Someone who sticks out more than everyone else. You don’t want to be this person when the lawnmower is coming towards you.

Don’t be that tall blade of grass in jail running your mouth off.

by Imalostcause May 28, 2022