Automatically systematic 

A phrase meaning "yes." Coined by Willie James Huff, better known as Funky Chicken and Alah Rackbar.

Waco: "Willie, you kinda spit when you talk, man."

Willie: "That's that's that's the Holy Spirit. I don't spit it."

Waco: "So, that's the Holy Spirit spitting on you?"

Willie: "Automatically systematic."

Automatically systematic by MofistolRobinson March 25, 2009

automagical 

defines something that happens automatically but you can't quite explain how it happens or the explanation is too complex.

Also, can be used as "automagically".

Babies are created automagically.
Airplanes fly automagically.

automagical by inspire_d March 3, 2004

automatically boots and barkly 

This factualizes anything you say. This is often used in an argument between friends when one knows they have lost the argument to make them automatically win. It is commonly used by a poor sport or sore loser to gain an upper hand.

It's mainly used as an inside joke/game between friends who understand the meaning of the phrase and who are willing to abide by it to continue the joke.
In a sense it is as the jedi mind trick.

mom: "I told you to take out the garbage 3 times now and it's still here."

Son: "You said you would take it out, automatically boots and barkly!"

mom: "Automatically boots and what? I never said that...."

automatically boots and barkly by etilauqa December 5, 2011

autotragically 

When something happens automatically, but in a very bad way

This program that the last guy wrote autotragically "cleaned" all the users' data; you can imagine how that went over.

autotragically by ITAZ September 15, 2010

automagicly 

adv. A misspelling of the word automagically. Used by the uneducated who think words like magically end with -cly.

Whooooa! That, like, happened all automagicly... and stuff...

automagicly by Spellosaurus January 8, 2009

Automagical 

An old mainframe phrase from at least the 80s, meaning when things appear automatically like magic. Typically used with netview and JES2 automatic commands.

I put the start of that batch cobol job in JES2 start commands, that job will start automagically every morning at 2:30.

Automagical by Joe Iron May 17, 2007

automathically 

According to Vi Hart, something in nature that happens, not because of chance or some greater plan, but because there is mathematically no other way that it could happen, because it is bound to happen.

All that these flower bits are doing is growing where there is most room for them. The rest happens automathically.

automathically by Feuermurmel January 25, 2014