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Some people call it a period. Nobody calls it a friend.
Angeline was ecstatic when she received her monthly messenger for she would use this to stay home from school and guilt her parents into buying her something that she did not need. Her boyfriend, Angelo, was not pleased as Angeline did not give into oral pleasure our of guilt when her monthly messenger presented. She was in charge!
by von groovy August 4, 2024
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This phrase indicates a high level of stamina due to having to read the book, write the report, and then give the report. Hours and hours of dedication to something that you may not be enjoying at any time and yet you still get through it.
Paul knew that he would not enjoy any of the steps for him to apply to multiple universities for he knew he would have to spend hours filling out applications, spend more money than he'd like on application fees, possibly make mistakes, and then have to speak with admission counselors about himself. However, Paul had strong book report stamina and he knew he'd get through this.
by von groovy August 11, 2024
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the act of a person of a lower class attempting to transition out of a trash class to a higher one
Cherrie began wearing high class perfume and clothing and sought out higher standing social circles, but Ashley and Madison called her out for her attempt to transtrash her way to a higher class standing.
by von groovy June 22, 2021
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The is when someone effortlessly creates messes. They can be seen as a real fuck-up in every step of their lives.
Ian was attempting to impress everyone with his new religious stick. As he strolled into work he tripped over his sandal, fell forward knocking hot coffee onto Jill, and his stick flew upwards into the skirt violating Misty's area of privacy. Mack just stood there bemoaning Ian's ability to effortmessly ruin what should have been a simple and positive welcoming.
by von groovy August 11, 2024
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The warden was very displeased that the convicts were not keeping their shit-ass fuck sticks clean and infections were a crisis
by von groovy September 15, 2019
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A thought I have embraced forever. Tall girls are just more all girl and more to adore. Their elegant ways are to be admired.
Xander watched as she entered the room. Mesmerized he whispered, "tall girl, all girl." Sarah overheard and instructed him to tell her or she would.
by von groovy July 20, 2024
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This is what you may declare when you completely and accidentally take a nap and wake up.
Alberto had been going at it for two days straight. He came home to get a quick bite before he met his friends before his gig on the night shift. As he was savoring the mac n cheese bites on his sofa he closed his eyes and awoke almost two hours later to a flurry of texts and missed calls. He giggled to himself in a restful manner, "well, that nappened..."
by von groovy September 12, 2024
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