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self-first

The rule you use to get out of the "bros befo hoes" rule. Only to be used when there is a >80% chance of you getting laid.
I know our rule is bros befo hoes, but you see that girl all up on me? It's self-first tonight. Sorry Playa
by Smitty February 24, 2003
mugGet the self-firstmug.

tag hag

A person who will only wear clothing that is hideously expensive and bears the 'right' tag or label in the belief that she (it is mostly she) is a better person for doing so. Often tag hags are also fag hags for some reason.
"She's such a tag hag. She wanted to wear my Versace even though she hates it!
by kiwimich January 30, 2006
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Hooah

U.S. Military Slang.

Referring to, or meaning anything and everything except "no." Generally used when at a loss for words. Also:

Good copy, solid copy, roger, good or great; message received, understood.
Glad to meet you, welcome.
I do not know, but will check on it, I haven't the vaguest idea.
I am not listening.
That is enough of your drivel--sit down.
Stop sniveling.
You've got to be kidding.
Yes.
Thank you.
Go to the next slide.
You have taken the correct action.
I don't know what that means, but am too embarrassed to ask for clarification.
That is really neat, I want one too.
Amen.
by Anonymous August 12, 2003
mugGet the Hooahmug.

break the seal

The point at which you first piss after you have been drinking your favorite alcoholic beverage and at this point you will be pissing every ten minutes
Damn dude, I shouldn't have broken the seal because now I have to piss every ten minutes.
by matkillah November 20, 2002
mugGet the break the sealmug.

dental denial

(n) To use mouthwash instead of brushing one's teeth before going out for lack of time or total laziness.
"I put on some deoderant and did a dental denial but still got to work 10 minutes late"
by crackerjax January 26, 2006
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Fridance

A celebratory dance performed (usually at work) on Fridays to commemorate the end of the grueling work week. The dance is performed using no particular pattern or style, but often incorporates variations of "The Robot" while vocally producing Rock or Heavy Metal type sounds.
My co-worker and I did the Fridance in our office several times today.
by shizon December 13, 2005
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gangsta lean

A common driving position in which the driver holds the wheel with his left hand while leaning to his right toward the passenger seat, usually bobbing his head or bumpin' with the beat. It's a pretty badass way to drive. This move works best in a Chevy Caprice or any pimp-style car with a 3-person front seat.
"...with a hellafied gangsta lean, gettin' funky on da mike like an ol' bunch of collard greens..." -Snoop Dogg

Sammy was gangsta leanin' so hard yesterday that his head was partially out the passenger window. What a pimp.
by Nick D October 13, 2003
mugGet the gangsta leanmug.

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