Urban Dictionary
The fine art of bludgeoning an electronic device in order to encourage it to work properly. Vigorous usage of this technique often renders said device permanently nonfunctional.
My goddamned monitor was flickering until I used some percussive maintenance; now it's totally dead and Help Desk is bringing me a new one.
by naz_ghul March 14, 2003
Get the Percussive Maintenancemug. To have something taken from you by smooth talking or strong convincing. Not as violent or non-participatory as being High-jacked, being lowjacked involves ones own insecure or gullible nature.
"He lowjacked me out of my bling by flattery and making me feel uncomfortable that he didn't have any!"
by bling bling March 7, 2005
Get the lowjackmug. Someone who joins the gym in January as part of a New Year's resolution and by February is back to being a couch potato.
by Brent Michael January 15, 2006
Get the January Joinermug. Fragment often used by girls to thwart further activity; please stop; that ain't right, don't do that, because I don't like it.
Can be found as: Can you not?!, Can you not..., Can you.. not?
Can be found as: Can you not?!, Can you not..., Can you.. not?
by 881 December 30, 2005
Get the can you notmug. The old fashioned journal you wrote in with crushed tree pulp, binding, and maybe some kind of lock mechanism. For some reason people used to like writing opinions only they read. It is a fad past its prime but Borders still sells them for some reason.
"What is that odd rectangular shaped device you have in your lap that appears to be filled with blue lined 2 dimensional pieces of non-digital substance?"
"Oh this is just my anablog...I write it in to remember things and keep my private thoughts"
"I see, so how do you post it when you're done?"
"Oh this is just my anablog...I write it in to remember things and keep my private thoughts"
"I see, so how do you post it when you're done?"
by Clintacus January 15, 2006
Get the anablogmug. Eamon: Oh goddamnit, I got so wasted last nite I threw up 3 times!
Thomas: Damn, than your whole day was for the ass!
Olli: Fuck man, I crashed my Lambo today!
Henner: So your bloody car is for the fuckin ass now!
Thomas: Damn, than your whole day was for the ass!
Olli: Fuck man, I crashed my Lambo today!
Henner: So your bloody car is for the fuckin ass now!
by Santacruzshores January 7, 2006
Get the for the assmug. A highly expensive car or motorcycle, that's been left to sit in the driveway, unused. Much like a flashy diamond ring or gold necklace, it's sole purpose is that of demonstrating wealth, to those who see it.
"That's a fourty-five thousand dollar bike in his driveway, with only a hundred kilometers on it. Clearly, he bought it for driveway jewelery and bragging rights."
by D. Gould January 13, 2006
Get the driveway jewelerymug.