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The body's preparation for a sneeze, which is deferred just before climax. (The "ah... ah... ah" without the "choo"). The feelings and sensations of a sneeze come to you, but just as you are about to exhale with explosion, it miraculously disappears.
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"Is it a blind date?" "Sort of, but I did my Goo-diligence on him, and he's okay."
"Is it a blind date?" "Sort of, but I did my Goo-diligence on him, and he's okay."
by ColdMiser March 8, 2006
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by Erik Belsaas March 10, 2006
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by Peaches Witherspoon September 8, 2005
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by jay duncan September 8, 2005
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by snarkette April 23, 2003
Get the baby daddy mug.When one gets a text message when their phone is on vibrate. The phone vibrates and creates a massaging feeling in ones thigh, creating pleasure to the recipient.
Job interviever: what do you think you can offer to the company?
Ryan: uhhh.... ahhhhhhhhhhhhh
Narrarator: Ryan cannot control his emotions during his interview due to his receiving of a "text massage".
Ryan: uhhh.... ahhhhhhhhhhhhh
Narrarator: Ryan cannot control his emotions during his interview due to his receiving of a "text massage".
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