Urban Dictionary

When someone is submitting their resume to employers, particularly when trying desparately to escape a sinking ship.

An effort to deceive, overwhelm, or persuade with insincere talk, especially flattery.

Putting in some money toward the purchase of an item or items. Usually indicates a willingness to contribute.

(adjective) inferior quality; held in low social regard; old and delapidated; refers almost exclusively to inanimate material objects, not to people

A mohawk, but instead of a "real" mohawk where you shave the sides of your head, you just glue up the middle part of your regular hair so that it is in the style of the mohawk.

Used to express that a surprising victory or zinger has occurred.

(Usually accompanied by a two-handed gesture: both arms up, palms forward. Then, swing wrists so that your palms end facing the floor without moving your arms. Do this as you say "swish")

The ultimate definition of a college relationship - when on one's facebook profile it says "In A Relationship" and your significant other's name.