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A security blanket is a blanket that young kids have for security.
It originates from a character in the comic strip Peanuts, named Linus van Pelt who always had a security blanket with him.
It originates from a character in the comic strip Peanuts, named Linus van Pelt who always had a security blanket with him.
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