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security blanket

A security blanket is a blanket that young kids have for security.
It originates from a character in the comic strip Peanuts, named Linus van Pelt who always had a security blanket with him.
Gosh, you really need to let go of that security blanket.
by IshiftSandvich December 30, 2015
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Grinched

When you come home, and all of your belongings are gone, even the light bulbs.
My ex wife grinched me
by mildot December 20, 2014
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sexit strategy

Plan to escape or extract one's self from an uncomfortable, boring, or otherwise unpleasant situation by means of bootie call, premediated date, prostitute, or other means of generally available/easily arranged coitus. Etymology of term derived from business term "exit strategy" making this term especially popular with venture capitalists, attorneys, yuppies, and anyone else who abuses business jargon.
Phew, that meet and great was so boring - luckily I leveraged my executive admin, Courtney as a sexit strategy so I could divest myself from a particularly non-value add situation, and move forward with a hostile takeover of her cooter.
by derbyroller October 12, 2010
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kitchencel

An incel that copes by cooking meals for himself.
This pasta turned shit! Maybe I can ask some kitchencels for advice on it.
by pulica_franaru July 11, 2025
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Sad beige mom

A sad beige Mom is a woman (usually millennial) who does not let her kids have color, *for the sake of an aesthetic.* There are variations of the sad beige mom, there are sad white moms and grey moms too. Basically everything in their house from clothes to furniture and walls are shades of beige (or white and grey) simply because they like the look of it. The kids are literally experiencing sensory depravation in their own homes. All for the sake of someone’s house looking like a pintrest board.
Hey, did you know (name) was a Sad beige mom?

What the hell, I feel bad for her kids
by WildWildInterwebz May 2, 2024
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Goon Cave

a goon cave is a place, typically a room, in which a gooner spends their days gooning all day. A goon cave is a set up, typically consisting of a monitor or TV that is used to watch pornographic context.
Person A: Yeah bro I'm going to my goon cave, I'll see you in 37 hours.
by real gooner September 19, 2023
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