'Throw me an oop' is an abbreviation of alley-oop, an alley-oop is a high pass or transfer given to a leaping teammate or team player who tries to dunk before touching the ground; a basketball term used to codify that you are asking your fellow friend to highly regard you to a person of their liking before they get shot down by asking on their own.
"Is that your girl 's best friend? Bruh throw me the oop, cuz a dude finna smash!"
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!