lift bro

A type of person, usually male, who is more concerned about their image than a 13 year old girl and gives up their life to weight lifting, dieting and exercising excessively, much more than is necessary to be a healthy person. Despite this, they largely ignore cardio exercise, and as a result can only run a single 10 minute mile before collapsing.

Bro 1:
"Bro what you doing today bro?"

Bro 2
"Bro Imma go lift for 5 hous bro, imma get those gains with my swaggity proteincarbextraleancreatinetonecomplexformulababybottle."

Regular guy:
"Wow, they are such lift bros."

by Waboba Pro December 17, 2014

Do you even lift bro?

Male greeting. Used most often among a group in a chat room. Depending on the answer, the person will be judged to be "in" or "out". This is normally followed by an extended boasting session. However, the boasting is reversed and as a person is accepted into the group, a tall tale is told about them.

Cyborg walks into a room and says "Hey everyone"
Nova responds with "Hey Bro"
Cyborg say "Do you even lift bro?"
Adabear says "I lifted your mom last night, does that count?"
**Now accepted as part of the group**
Cyborg says "Adabear is so big he once lifted the ocean, just cause he dropped his sunglasses while Jetskiing!"

After appropriate laughter, this continues as a greting

by Adabear September 2, 2013

That bro doesn't even lift

An expression to be used when someone's idea is nonsensical or incredulous. Another way of saying a theory "doesn't hold water".

Person 1: "I think that communism is a viable system of government."
Person 2: "No way. That bro doesn't even lift."

by CabronDeOz November 3, 2014