Arbitrary (and usually incorrect) units of measurement used mostly by males. Derives from men overestimating their penis size. Dick inches are much shorter than actual inches. Hence a guy can claim to have a 9 inch penis when it is actually closer to 5-6 inches. The term "dick inches" is usually used when over-estimating non-penis measurements.
fellow one: "Finally! There's a parking spot!"
fellow two: "No way, man...You can't park within 30 feet of a stop sign."
fellow one: "There's plenty of room."
fellow two: "Yeah, only if you're measuring in dick inches."
fellow two: "No way, man...You can't park within 30 feet of a stop sign."
fellow one: "There's plenty of room."
fellow two: "Yeah, only if you're measuring in dick inches."
by Char H April 19, 2007
A large dick that could either make a woman ride on it all night or make them run away from due to its large size.
Most men lie about having an 8 inch dick because It’s an ideal size to have.
Most men lie about having an 8 inch dick because It’s an ideal size to have.
by T.E.W. July 29, 2019
The left over piece of flesh after penis reduction surgery. The penis is reduced in size due to the fact that obtaining an erection is impossible because of the massive length.
Douglas Hardy found the missing inch. In order to never lose it again, he put it in a mason jar full of paraffin and stores it on Mandy's dresser table.
by poja August 3, 2004
by notfive April 21, 2020
An exaggerated unit of measurement used online. When someone claims anything is a certain amount of inches online, those are Internet inches. The actual amount of inches in reality is significantly less.
Toph told Misty he had a 10 inch penis in the chat room. Misty knew that was Internet inches. The real size was much smaller.
by Goldengamingod August 26, 2011
When you're having sex with a girl for the first time, don't insert your penis all the way in, leave at least an inch outside the vagina. So in the case that the girl asks you to "go deeper" you have some dick left to give her.
She's asked me to go deeper, lucky I still had my reserve inch. Phew!
I forgot to leave a reserve inch, when she asked me to go deeper I couldn't and she laughed in my face.
I forgot to leave a reserve inch, when she asked me to go deeper I couldn't and she laughed in my face.
by bigtoughgary January 9, 2015
“Hey, I just learned this cool fact about grasshoppers.”
“Oh, inch resting.”
“This guy I barely know just flirted with me. Inch resting.”
“Oh, inch resting.”
“This guy I barely know just flirted with me. Inch resting.”
by mry July 3, 2019