thirty finger handjob

A handjob that, as the name implies, consists of thirty fingers. Your significant other purchases finger puppet hands 🤚🏼and puts one on all five fingers. They then proceed to give a sensory overload handjob with not one hand, but five little ones for increased pleasure. Consider it like the ribbed condom of handjobs....

My girlfriend wanted to up her handjob game so she decided to surprise me with the thirty finger handjob...so many fingers, for so much pleasure.

by TippyDippy85 September 07, 2020

Rusty handjob

Monster engery drink and orange juice mixture

Yo I just had a rusty handjob at the bar

by Themanofwords76 August 26, 2022

Dirty Handjob

When a girl wipes her dripping cooter unto her hand and uses her pussy juices for a lubricated handjob. The snail trail remains on the hands to enhance the experience.

Man fuck soaking Gabe was telling me about the dirty handjob that the mormon gave him.

by Dirtydaventheboyz May 02, 2025

barley a handjob

Handjob given like this 👌

I gave him a handjob but barley! So I gave him barley a handjob

by Little bit more February 25, 2022

Platonic Handjob

A platonic friendship that goes dirty for a quick second of pleasure where a handjob is issued out to the lucky receiver.

Male equivalent of platonic fingering

Not to be confused with Atomic Handjob

So what happened last night?

Nothing much, just a platonic handjob.

by Whattareyoudoing May 12, 2018

Sympathy handjob

When someone feels sorry for your situation and masturbates you no strings attached.

Daisy knew Erik was having a hard time since being dumped by his girlfriend and being sacked. She had a boyfriend who was away with the navy even so she started giving Erik a weekly sympathy handjob.

by PantsuGoblin May 08, 2023

Hanoi Handjob

A circumcision performed using braces during fellatio

"Harold's mom head game so crazy you don't even notice you got a hanoi handjob till you bleed"

by robinsomebanks August 06, 2025