Platonic Handjob

A platonic friendship that goes dirty for a quick second of pleasure where a handjob is issued out to the lucky receiver.

Male equivalent of platonic fingering

Not to be confused with Atomic Handjob

So what happened last night?

Nothing much, just a platonic handjob.

by Whattareyoudoing May 12, 2018

Japanese Handjob

The act of giving a Handjob while licking a mans nipples,

Me and my girl decided to try a Japanese Handjob the other night and dude I came buckets! my nips were on fire after tho..

by burhnruhnurhun August 18, 2025

Romanian handjob

Whenever two non-gay men give each other a handjob.

Dude, my playstation is broken, but whatever, a Romanian handjob can be fun!

by Mannerman May 20, 2022

Gettysburg Handjob

Violent masturbation. Usually to the point of bloodshed. Done unto oneself. (Get it? The bloodiest battle is the Civil War. Civil War is when a nation fights itself. lolz)

He was icing his junk this morning. Must have given himself a Gettysburg handjob last night.

by DWBB February 5, 2018

French Handjob

When one person gives another person a handjob while French kissing them.

Randy knew his wife was the one when she gave him a French handjob.

by bstujm September 16, 2025

Handjob Fritz

Just a random defintion made by a college student at the University of Tennessee-Knoxville on Saturday April 16th at 11:06pm.

(i hate you Yuki -.-)

He is known as "Handjob Fritz" around the college.
Brad recently saw a movie poster for Handjob Fritz and nearly shit his pants.

by aweirdguy69 April 16, 2022

Handicap handjob

A handjob with the left hand

Did the hoe jerk you off? Yes but it was a handicap handjob.

by Mr.righthand July 9, 2016