Taking the poo

Takin the poo in the UK is used when u are kidding

-That’s a donkey!
+no.. it’s a cow
-I know, i am just taking the poo

by Lalala1655 December 28, 2021

Million Dollar Poo

When you take a shit at work whilst on public holiday rates

If I can just Poo for a bit longer i’ll be able to squeeze out some more overtime on Christmas morning….the dream the Million Dollar Poo.

by Alfred Buttlicker December 31, 2021

pee pee poo poo

this is what i eat for breakfast

mmmmmmmmm pee pee poo poo

by Koolsih.spud January 6, 2022

reasonably large poo

What Adam did on the 19:30 virgin train from London to Glasgow

"I've just had a reasonably large poo and there is no toilet roll left on the @virgintrains 19.30 train from Euston to Glasgow pls send help."

by stan claire May 1, 2022

kung fu poo

shitting in your wife's mouth then kissing her with the tongue

man 1:yooooo sup homie

man 2:yesterday i gave my wife kung fu poo

man 3 : it taste amazing right

by makemecumdaddy123 May 9, 2022

pee pee poo poo

When you pee and poop at the same time because you couldn't hold it. When this happens you stare blankly not knowing what to do then start peeing more. Then you start licking it and eat the poop.

"Oh no, I peed and pooped at the same time! Now the pee is all over the wall and floor! Such a pee pee poo poo moment."

by bibblebobsexnine July 1, 2022

Secret agent poo

When you go for a poo and the weight and velocity causes it to a round the bend and escape the bowl. On top of that a true secret agent is when this happens that when you wipe your ass there is no poo on the tissue, it’s litterally so clean you could blow your nose on it. This is a true secret agent poo.

Wow it’s amaizing I never thought I would have a secret agent poo after that large mixed grill at spoons

by Unruly Captain July 28, 2022