Pinky pinky poo poo 

When some dude who doesn't eat pussy and instead eats out 12 dudes to "practice" eating vaginas, whilst having a 7 day gay sex ritual with multiple gay dudes who proceed to slam his butt hole. Much exchange of seminal fluids too.

Could also be used as a generic term for something that's really fucking gay.
Like riding a Suzuki 400

Hey look at that dude over there he's so gay. He probably just came from getting pinky pinky poo poo'd

Pinky pinky poo poo by VagGobbler9000 December 21, 2021

Taking the poo 

Takin the poo in the UK is used when u are kidding

-That’s a donkey!
+no.. it’s a cow
-I know, i am just taking the poo

Taking the poo by Lalala1655 December 28, 2021

Million Dollar Poo 

When you take a shit at work whilst on public holiday rates

If I can just Poo for a bit longer i’ll be able to squeeze out some more overtime on Christmas morning….the dream the Million Dollar Poo.

Million Dollar Poo by Alfred Buttlicker December 31, 2021

pee pee poo poo 

this is what i eat for breakfast

mmmmmmmmm pee pee poo poo

pee pee poo poo by Koolsih.spud January 6, 2022

U of poo 

A person forgot to wipe directly on their anus leaving a U shape poo shmear.

Mickey: "Babe I want you eat your ass but there's a U of poo !"
Bottom: "oh oops I'll go shower"

U of poo by Oomph January 22, 2022

The man of poo 

The man of poo is a nickname for my scary neighbor

Bro look
What?
ITS THE MAN OF POO HES LOOKING AT US
OMG WHAT RUNNN

The man of poo by Α January 24, 2022

reasonably large poo 

What Adam did on the 19:30 virgin train from London to Glasgow

"I've just had a reasonably large poo and there is no toilet roll left on the @virgintrains 19.30 train from Euston to Glasgow pls send help."

reasonably large poo by stan claire May 1, 2022