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steamed beaver 

When you find a beaver and steam it up nice and good, then dip it in some mayonnaise.
I'ma gonna eat me a steamed beaver.
steamed beaver by Hocobo June 11, 2015
A human (presumably) subspecies found in every single Democrat controlled area in the United States. Stemmers possess only an extraordinarily primitive brain stem which governs their basic bodily functions, and a hyperactive fight or flight reflex that kicks into overdrive whenever they are exposed to facts that conflict with the leftist media propaganda they consume on a daily basis. Stemmers are typically seen in internet cafes, slurping on soy lattes and making use of the free wifi while bitching about how the Right Wing is the source of everything currently wrong with the country, around college campuses where they go to (presumably) get an education, protesting for some obscure leftist cause with groups such as Antifa, or lurking in their parents basement well into their 20s and 30s because they absolutely refuse to grow up and face the challenges of adult life.
Bro, don't be such a f**cking Stemmer, move your bum ass out of your Mom's basement and get a job!
Stemmer by The Gun Monkey April 2, 2022

over-stimmed 

When someone has taken so many stimulants that it feels like a comedown or exhaustion.

This is often caused by anxiety or just heavy body load, or lack of sufficient dopamine reserves for the adrenaline that is being pumped.
Damn bro, I snorted 75mg of speed and I thought I was crashing. Turns out I was just over-stimmed.
over-stimmed by Vldp123 December 4, 2018

steamed hams

(1) Skinners excuse to eat fast food
(2) hamburgers in Albany, New York
D'oh, no. I said steamed hams. That's what I call hamburgers. That's what I call hamburgers.

Steamed Milk 

1. The act of ejaculating into a man or woman's asshole and pouring out onto a third party's face. Not to be confused with the "self serve steamed milk" where you ejaculate into a man or woman's asshole and pour it back out onto your own face.
1. My dad wouldn't quit calling me, until my buddy and I decided to invite him over and surprise him with a Steamed Milk.

2. I was getting bored the other night so I had my girlfriend comer so I could give my self a self serve.

3. Mitchell went to the local Starbucks to purchase a steamed milk. It was to his chagrin that Fernando the employee gave him another kind of steamed milk.

Steamed oyster 

The act of creaming inside of one's vagina then shoving a hot branding iron up her coochie until resembling a steamed oyster. It is usually followed by eating her out.
Gosh Brad's such an asshole, he gave me a steamed oyster last night, now I can't pee.
Steamed oyster by Mdturtle July 14, 2019