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Thomas

That little shit is named after a fucking train who lost the genetic lottery.
His very presence inspires AIDS in his friends and family.

Yesterday I gave him a muffin and right now he is looking over my shoulder complaining that it was only the bottom
He deserves the Capital punishment. The one with Lyssa involved
I wanna castrate him with a fucking chainsaw.
Go check out Thomas's Grinder account. But wear protection because you might get AIDS.
by SATAN HAIL SATAN May 29, 2019
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Thomas Brack

A Thomas Brack is an incredibly annoying pompous ginger male with a tiny penis. Typically with an aggravating laugh.
"the date was terrible! You were right- he was a fucking Thomas Brack"
by AN0NYM0USB1TCH July 3, 2022
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martyn thomas

Martyn thomas is an Mi5 agent, he is a secret spy. He lives to catch baddies
Phrases have been used like

"That bond bloke has nothing on Martyn Thomas"
"Heyyyy, the names thomas, martyn thomas"
"There's a martyn thomas in my boots" - woody toy story
by JDawgyDawwwwg April 3, 2012
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Thomas

Yo wassup thomas?
Thomas:RAWWWWRRRRR
by Thefijiman July 5, 2018
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Adam Thomas

The act of seeking consistent growth in life; standing up when you’re knocked down; to achieve anything you set your mind to; to be great.
*neighborhood kid backflips a unicycle and sticks the landing*

after a year of many failed attempts, the crowd of neighborhood kids he had gathered as an audience go nuts and run to celebrate with the new neighborhood legend, the neighborhood parents stood in disbelief/shock, in the midst of the chaos the neighborhood ‘old man’ lifts his right hand from his walker to throw a balled up fist into the air as he screams “okay Adam Thomas, I see you”
by Jonahstanley25 May 20, 2024
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thomas jordan hall

he is a ranga who has 4 friens MD,KH and SH and he fucking hates windows so much he smashes them
thomas jordan hall is a ranga with a girl voice
by ranga windows November 25, 2018
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St. Thomas aquinas high school

St Tomas aquinas is a school in Kansas full of preppy girls who think they are better than everyone else. jocks who want to fuck ur mother and u and probably ur dog ngl they will probably ruin ur life with an std or idk ur guts?!?! They usually have huge penises The girls at aquinas are usally Vry pretty or really fuckin ugly no In between. The teachers all want to suck out ur souls and feed them to u for homework but yk at least there’s a bunch of hot upper class man? Right! sterling is probably the best football coach in the district but anyways respect to the football and baseball team those girls FOR THE STREETS.
St. Thomas aquinas

Ugly bitch: omg u go to St. Thomas aquinas high school?
Jock: ya

Ugly bitch: omg ME TO

Jock: I don’t care

Ugly bitch: plz have sex with me
Jock: “ALL GIRLS ARE THE SAME”
by Jianoanus August 25, 2021
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