thomas the plank engine

a subreddit on reddit dot com made to post recreations of wacky things people dreamed of
popular youtuber matt rose made a video on it recently

some gems from r/thomas the plank engine:

akinator: i think of "eat shit"
the kinger has decided your fate (your fate: boulder)
pouring ants into the deepfrier will NOT be tolerated. thank you for read. (thumbs down emoji guy)
twitter thread: what happened to this video? i can't find it - i took it down it was too powerful
(freddy fazbear in the ssb ultimate roster)

by handle-i-hardly-know-her-le December 18, 2023

Thomas Goodwin

Thomas Goodwin is a person known for his eccentric and flamboyant personality. He possesses an extraordinary ability to captivate a room with his energetic dance moves, including the "thug" and "rumpshaker." While his dancing may be unconventional, you also need to remember that he uses it to lure in and catch his prey such as Brodys mother

Did you see Thomas Goodwin move last night man??

Yeah it was wild

by Northern Hogsucker June 5, 2023

Pickled Thomas

A "Pickled Thomas" is the lesser known term for that special drinking buddy we all have that just cant keep pace in the race, often far exceeding their intake allowance whilst deluding themselves of their prowess in the field.

Oh dear I say look at that poor pickled thomas wretching her guts up out the back of that tent...

by Ninjaprints November 9, 2011

Thomas

A Fat kid with corona who watches anime and likes men.

smartkid: whos that gay weeb over there.
evensmarterkid: oh thats just Thomas.

by giant brain April 12, 2022

Thomas

He farts a lot

That guy pulled a thomas

by HolyCross2016 December 21, 2024

Thomas

The best man that has ever lived. once you get him never let him go. he is the sweetest boy you will ever meet. thomas is creative, funny, and a gamer. hes also a romantic who will want to do many things for you.

thomas swept me into his arms. ily thomas. <3

by your local fictiophile March 1, 2021

Jayden Thomas Conine

The worlds greatest boyfriend. Very kind, always willing to listen and always trying to help. Even though he has his own emotional, and physical problems, he is still a very kind, old soul.

Jayden Thomas Conine is a very good person.

by EnidsBerryFarm October 2, 2022