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juxtapositioning

Sexual intercourse between English teachers.
"I just saw Mr Lester and Mrs Tate juxtapositioning in the library. D'you think I could get the school to pay my therapy bills?"

Juxtaposition 

/ˌdʒʌkstəpəˈzɪʃ(ə)n/

the fact of two things being seen or placed close together with contrasting effect.
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Juxtaposition by _The Secret_ October 28, 2019

jaxtopose 

v. (-posed, -posing) To insert oneself into the subject matter of a conversation, in an unwarranted or irrelevant manner.
Also jaxtoposition (n.)
"I would have never expected there to be any way she could bring the conversation back to her, but then she jaxtoposed the funeral we had just returned from with this one time she went to a funeral."
jaxtopose by CLS Law Revue September 11, 2007

Juxtapozer 

An insult used for aspiring artists who conform to and imitate the "low brow" style of artwork often featured in Juxtapoz magazine.

A person who regurgitates the low brow art movement ungenuinly as a kitchy popculture fad.
"That Andrew guy is such a Juxtapozer. All he paints is graffiti letters and tattoo flash."

"Did you see Dana's new Ed Hardy boots she wore to the gallery opening yesterday? What a juxtapozer."

"Geoffrey crtiqued Suzie's artwork by saying, " It is difficult for me to tell your drawings apart from the other juxtapozers in this class. If you can afford art school it is clear you are not a street artist."

juxtaposition girl 

An ugly and/or fat girl that hotter girls take pictures with so they look better by comparison. These pictures are usually posted to social media accounts.
I couldn't tell which way to swipe that girl on Tinder. She either was really ugly or she was hot and using a juxtaposition girl.

juxtapositionism 

Linearism created by posing materials against each other.

In contrast to contrapositive linearity: linearism created by contraposing self-referencing (mirror-image) colors.
Juxtapositionism reveals that lines come from the past-future while colors come from the future-past.