Canadian Standoff 

Occurs when two individuals cross paths and each politely suggests that the other may go first.

Man: Oh sorry
Woman: It's ok, go ahead
Man: After you.
Woman: I insist.
Man: Thank you.

A Canadian Standoff.

Canadian Standoff by adam12121212121212 March 20, 2010

Canadian squirt gun

A slang term for a turkey baster, first used in the Cartoon Network show Ed, Edd n Eddy (which is also Canadian).

Guy: Who wants to work off Thanksgiving dinner with a Canadian squirt gun fight?

Canadian squirt gun by Leadfoot Leon April 8, 2015

Canadian shotgun wedding 

When a couple unexpectedly get pregnant and they say, "Why not?" and just move in together and maybe a few years down the road quietly get married and nobody says much aboot it. Eh?

"So how did you two meet?" "Oh, we were drunk and our birth control failed, eh? So we figured we'd have a Canadian shotgun wedding."

"Will there be a lot of people at your wedding?" "No, just immediate family, eh?. Didn't want to make a big fuss 'cause it's a Canadian shotgun wedding."

Canadian shotgun wedding by Mommy Rotten May 27, 2013

Canadian switchblade 

A stabbing implement fasioned from frozen shit.

Got into a fight with an eskimo and that fuck reached into the snow and stabbed me with a canadian switchblade!

Canadian switchblade by Dnice456 October 14, 2015

Canadian Surprise 

Sex in the reverse cowgirl position while eating a Tim Horton’s doughnut, but SURPRISE, it’s cream filled. Just like you.

I was telling my discord moms about how I got the ol’ Canadian surprise last night.

Canadian Surprise by Discordmom December 11, 2019

Canadian Soccer 

Canadian soccer is played all over the world. It involves an ice rink, sticks, and 2 goals. It is sometimes referred to as "hockey".

"Dude, you wanna go play some canadian soccer?"
"Sorry man, I have homework to do."

Canadian Soccer by Dwight Powers March 31, 2009

Canadian Standoff 

A situation in which both parties are too nice to let themselves win at the other's expense. The opposite of a Mexican standoff.

For example, if two Canadians arrive simultaneously at a narrow doorway, each is likely to stand aside and invite the other to cross first, and so on, until they both give up, set up camp for the winter, and offer each other a beer.

When we were watching the game last night, my buddy and I got ourselves into a real Canadian standoff over the last slice of bacon pizza. It just ended up going cold.

Canadian Standoff by Tom Megginson October 17, 2005