acronym
BPA, or Big Penis Aura, is defined as the general air of imperturbable awesome that a man of significant endowment exudes at all times. A good example of BPA is seen in the behavior of motorcycle cops, who regardless of the possibility of being shot in the face and/or groinal region, still approach a pulled over vehicle with all the attitude and condescension one would expect from a nuclear-armed POTUS addressing a heckling girl scout troop.
BPA, or Big Penis Aura, is defined as the general air of imperturbable awesome that a man of significant endowment exudes at all times. A good example of BPA is seen in the behavior of motorcycle cops, who regardless of the possibility of being shot in the face and/or groinal region, still approach a pulled over vehicle with all the attitude and condescension one would expect from a nuclear-armed POTUS addressing a heckling girl scout troop.
"When D strutted into the room hips first with that look of total determination on his face, my testes shriveled in fear. His BPA intimidated the shit out of me."
"Barack Obama won the election because of his BPA. No man of ordinary genital disposition could project such charisma and self-assurance."
"Barack Obama won the election because of his BPA. No man of ordinary genital disposition could project such charisma and self-assurance."
by Ickle Wifey January 10, 2010
Get the BPAmug. by tonytonedeaf December 9, 2008
Get the bpamug. A man who is willing to sexually experiment with other men. The term is derived from the similarity of the BPA free symbol and the tips of two penis' touching.
by gshuddy October 6, 2008
Get the BPA Freemug. The team BPA gets run ruled every time in a baseball game. BPA Baseball stands for bad performance academy.
by Doug Dennis June 5, 2019
Get the BPA Baseballmug. overdosing on boner pills(aka viagra), then going out to a public place (ex. a mall), throwing up everywhere with a giant boner, until eventually passing out.
dude, the boner pill adventure (BPA) last night was amazing i think an model was staring at my dick.- bpa-er
well duh, you had a raging boner, and you were throwing up everywhere.- friend
well duh, you had a raging boner, and you were throwing up everywhere.- friend
by drewzorz December 3, 2009
Get the Boner Pill Adventure (BPA)mug. A rating only experienced hunters use when describing their shit. It describes how many bears an arrow can kill.
by Port-side Petey May 6, 2010
Get the BPA (bears per arrow)mug. A massive scam by large corporations that they market on their bottles. For example, most companies put this on plastic products like a water bottles buch this is not the case, it is basically a bunch of toxic shit that they cut (like drugs) the plastic with so there profit margins can be higher, and then they din't have to work as hard, and therefore can bang their slutty boss on the desk in the CEO's office.
KYL " Oh look that water bottle is BPA Free"
FBI guy who is listening in on the convo " Well that's what the government wants your to believe"
FBI guy who is listening in on the convo " Well that's what the government wants your to believe"
by rupple March 14, 2019
Get the BPA freemug.