Anti-Socialist Behavior

Scorning Bernie for his 'socialist' ideas, then cheering Trump for promising to write everyone a check.

How dare they criticize her anti-socialist behavior?! Bernie wanted to give everyone free healthcare! Because he is Communist! Donald the self-made millionaire is going to send every American some free money, which they can spend any way they want, on beer and bullets, keeping the government out of everyone's life!

by Monkey's Dad March 26, 2020

Aquarium socialist

An aquarium socialist is part of a left wing minority in a generally anti-left wing party, usually liberal or conservative in nature if not name. They are generally kept around in a tokenistic manner to foster the myth that the party they are in is democratic and ideologically pluralistic, but are never allowed to attain any serious power within that party. The more right wing factions in the party will behave as aggrieved narcissists and begrudge them forever if they succeed for a while in attaining power over the party despite their efforts.

Examples include progressive Democrats in the USA and the left wing of the UK Labour Party (for most of the last 40 years)

"No we can't split the vote by having an actually left wing party, we have to vote for the lesser evil or <greater evil> will win."

"Bro, we've been doing this shit your way for decades and got nothing to show for it. We'e tried voting for the lesser evil and impotently whining that we're still stuck with evil. It hasn't worked, it won't work. Stop being an aquarium socialist and help us build a real alternative."

by Il Senza Preteze May 14, 2025

Boner socialist

NOUN

A person whose political ideology is subordinate to their sexual pathologies

“There’s no point arguing with that guy, he’s a boner socialist”

by ThëMÏlkMãn March 16, 2024

shy socialistic

A term coined in Valley's song "Closer To The Picture". Basically means a shy conversationalist.

Ambiverts are examples of shy socialistics

by alewifey December 7, 2021

Socialist Mob

The branch of the Mafia that follows Communist, Marxist, Calvinist, Maoist, or other types of communal living ideals.

After storming the Winter Palace, the socialist mob rubbed out several royals by dismembering them and distributing the body parts equally among their families.

by SilverCurbsideProphet July 25, 2023

Socialists

kids and teenagers (some adults) on YouTube who has a username like “S1LLY_L0VER” with their favorite character in it. Or maybe “1_LUV_” and then their favorite character. They also hate Neal Mohan because they think he terminates their channels when they don’t realize YouTube relies on AI for giving out community guidelines violations . They are known for making posts with “share this post if you hate” and then they put their least favorite character, a bad user, or anything they hate. They also have such other things like Roblox, deviant art, Picsart, They hate lots of YouTubers for their actions, little do they know that hatred is a sin and that Jesus Christ says you should forgive and love people no matter what, and they call that an opinion? Oh fuck no, they better quit doing that shit

Person 1: I am getting sick of being hated, that’s it! I’m leaving that shit socialists community

by SSSophieRain June 16, 2025

Champagne National Socialist

A term coined to describe individuals who espouse national socialist and related ideologies while simultaneously enjoying the benefits of a globalized, multicultural society. Similar to the concept of a "Champagne Socialist," a Champagne National Socialist often advocates for policies that prioritize their own ethnic or national group, yet paradoxically embraces cultural diversity and interconnectedness of the world.

Person A: "Did you see that politician speaking about strict immigration policies while they vacationed in multiple foreign countries last month?"
Person B: "Yeah, classic Champagne National Socialist move, trying to have it both ways."

by The 🍓 September 29, 2023