Amazon socialist

Someone who is prepared to abandon their principles to save 49p on a book / CD / dvd / Joseph Joseph stacking utensil set

Steve's always banging on about workers' rights but he's an amazon socialist when it comes to deciding where to buy the new Billy Bragg album

Amazon socialist by RustyLi July 31, 2018

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Anti-Socialist Behavior

Scorning Bernie for his 'socialist' ideas, then cheering Trump for promising to write everyone a check.

How dare they criticize her anti-socialist behavior?! Bernie wanted to give everyone free healthcare! Because he is Communist! Donald the self-made millionaire is going to send every American some free money, which they can spend any way they want, on beer and bullets, keeping the government out of everyone's life!

Anti-Socialist Behavior by Monkey's Dad March 26, 2020

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religious socialist

Someone who mixes up the lyrics of 'The Battle Hymn of the Republic' with the IWW anthem

"For the Union makes us strong! Glory, Glory, hallelujah- Damn it!"
"Religious Socialists"

religious socialist by AASoutherner March 23, 2021

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NYC Socialist

A person, who typically lives in a penthouse in New York City, who advocates for socialist reforms despite being a member of the top 10%

That Hasan piker dude is the textbook definition of a NYC socialist

NYC Socialist by TheentireStateofNewYork November 20, 2021

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Bally socialist

A rich person trying to seem poorer than they are by sending their kids to a public school and then boast about how rich they are.

PERSON 1: Look at that kid, he looks so rich
PERSON 2: Must be a Bally socialist.

Bally socialist by thejpt March 8, 2023

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Aristocratic socialist

sanctmonious prig

Anyone that calls themselves an Aristocratic socialist is really calling themselves a sanctmonious prig

Aristocratic socialist by Harry on Twitter April 26, 2023

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Boner socialist

NOUN

A person whose political ideology is subordinate to their sexual pathologies

“There’s no point arguing with that guy, he’s a boner socialist”

Boner socialist by ThëMÏlkMãn March 16, 2024

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