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Water Biology

I took water biology in class.

You mean...marine biology?

No, no. Water biology.
by Thibertw May 6, 2020
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Jackson Biology

A category of Jackson Science pertaining to biology. In which Jackson can get Hayden pregnant and where all children are created to work in Guatemalan sweatshops.
Anything’s possible in Jackson Biology
by JacksonScience October 12, 2021
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Community Biology Theory

An interdisciplinary framework treating a community as a living biological entity with its own metabolism (resource flows), immune system (defense against external threats), nervous system (communication networks), and life cycle (formation, growth, senescence, death). It uses biological models to diagnose community health, resilience, and pathologies (e.g., "social cancer" like runaway inequality, or "community infection" like a corrupting ideology).
Example: Analyzing a dying rust-belt town through Community Biology Theory: its metabolism (industry) has failed, leading to atrophy; its immune system (social services) is overwhelmed; its neural networks (local newspapers, clubs) are decaying. The prescription isn't just economic, but holistic—treating the town as a sick organism needing metabolic, immune, and neural revival.
by Dumuabzu February 5, 2026
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Political Biology

A new branch of science which focuses on behavior or politicians among living organisms.it always adresses politicians as a single biological unit.
Everything is happeneing in european union parliament can not be understood without studing of the political biology.
by TourageKnight February 27, 2025
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a-level biology server

People called joe/steve set up tinpot dictatorships
Are you part of the a-level biology server
You mean appeasing our glorious leader steve
by LKMNPO December 8, 2019
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The study of life as a five-dimensional phenomenon, where organisms exist not just as physical entities in spacetime but as probability distributions across all possible genetic, developmental, and evolutionary branches. This explains why identical twins can have different personalities (they occupy different probability coordinates), why some people are lucky in love and others aren't (they're just in branches where the probability of romance is higher), and why your houseplant is thriving despite your complete neglect (you're in the branch where it's secretly immortal, while in other branches, it died months ago and you're a terrible plant parent).
Example: "He applied spacetime-probability biology to his cat's behavior. 'In this branch,' he explained, 'she's knocking things off tables. But in an adjacent probability branch, she's a perfect angel who never does that. I'm just stuck in the chaotic branch.' The cat, uninterested in five-dimensional excuses, continued knocking things off tables."
by Abzugal February 14, 2026
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N-Dimensional Biology

The study of life as it might evolve in N-dimensional environments, where organisms have access to sensory and locomotory capabilities that would seem godlike to us 3D creatures. A 4D creature could see inside your body without cutting you open, reach into a safe without opening the door, and never lose its keys because it could just retrieve them from the dimension where they fell. N-dimensional biology also explains why we haven't found aliens: they're living in dimensions we can't perceive, possibly watching us and finding our 3D existence adorable, like flatworms with delusions of grandeur.
Example: "He speculated about N-dimensional biology at a party, suggesting that higher-dimensional beings might be all around us, invisible and incomprehensible. A guest asked if they used the bathroom. He said that in N dimensions, waste disposal was probably elegant and non-smelly. The guest said that sounded fake, which, in a way, it was."
by Dumu The Void February 14, 2026
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