ur b1tch's definitions

wack

an adjective used to refer to something crazy, weird, and/or unbelievable

Amir: Yo, did you see mr. brown break dancing in his cow costume?
Zach: Yeah, that was wack bro

by ur b1tch November 22, 2019

jeff

an og sender and old soul who partied a little too hard in the 60s, traveled the world as a writer and photographer and now teaches teens at a school for hippies in the Northwoods

Quotes from Jeff:

“If you remember the 60s, you weren’t there”

“I don’t know how to pass out papers, I never went to teacher school”
*throws papers across the room for students*

“I’m an english teacher and that looks like about 12ft to me,” says Jeff as he instructs his students to climb 50ft up a tree for an english lesson

by ur b1tch November 22, 2019

60s

it’s funny I just don’t remember what happened then...

“If you remember the 60s, you weren’t there”

by ur b1tch November 22, 2019

that’s the shit

what you say when something is perfect and really just hits the spot

*hits joint*
“Damn that’s the shit”

by ur b1tch November 24, 2019

hickey hider

a nickname for a turtleneck. there’s a pretty good chance a girl recently hooked up w someone when she’s wearing one

Anna: Fuck dude can I borrow a hickey hider for school tmr?
Emily: Of course, I gotchu girl. Did you hook up with Tyson again last night?
Anna: Maybe...

by ur b1tch November 27, 2019

sender

someone who is down for anything. they’re adventurous & spontaneous, and will always be the first to take on any dare

Bryan: “What are the odds you’d send it down the sledding hill on skies while naked?”
Nick: “1 in 1 bro, I’ll just do it.”
Owen: “Damn what a sender”

by ur b1tch October 24, 2019

crackhead hours

whenever you’re doing stupid, unexplainable shit, you’re definitely experiencing crackhead hours. often, they begin as a result of being sleep deprived or just being really fucking stupid

*Note: Crackhead hours experiences range from person to person and are often heightened by the presence of friends.

Crackhead hours hit hard last night- I was deadass swimming on the floor.

by ur b1tch October 24, 2019