tatomuck1's definitions

dr phil

a word used to describe any fat ugly old bald guy

That guy is so ugly, he's a dr phil.

by tatomuck1 March 25, 2009

Jamaican shit patty

a Jamaican patty filled with beef and resembles SHIT. These things stink and give you diarrhea

Golden Krust is a place that specializes in jamaican shit patty

by tatomuck1 February 19, 2009

mirror message

a message written down backwards so it could only be read through a mirror

i didnt want people to read my confidential thoughts so i wrote it in mirror message

by tatomuck1 March 20, 2009

aids

The most useful deadly disease thats getting rid of and killing all the niggers, fagots and scum of the world. Aids is a great thing. We need aids and more of it.

Aids is killing all the disgusting vile niggers that stink like shit all over Africa and it will never die, it will only multiply.

by tatomuck1 April 3, 2009

full count

In baseball a full count is when the batter has 3 balls and 2 strikes. If another ball is thrown without the batter swinging, its a walk (batter automatically gets to 1st base). If another strike is thrown and the batter swings and misses or doesn't swing and the ball is in the strike zone, thats strike 3 and the batter is out. If a foul is hit and not caught the batter continues. The batter could hit as many foul balls and not be out if the ball is not caught. A foul counts as a strike except on the third strike.

Jeter is at bat with a full count.

by tatomuck1 December 16, 2008

The Baby Boinkers

The faggots who love fucking little boys. AKA NAMBLA.

Chef joined the baby boinkers and buggered many children all over the world

by tatomuck1 October 11, 2009

Free Candy Day

a day also known as Halloween where you go trick or treating and people give you free candy. Sometimes you get tricks instead of treats such as teepeeing houses and egg throwing and poisoning candy

I cant wait for free candy day so I could get more candy

by tatomuck1 April 12, 2009