tatomuck1's definitions

The Baby Boinkers

The faggots who love fucking little boys. AKA NAMBLA.

Chef joined the baby boinkers and buggered many children all over the world

by tatomuck1 October 11, 2009

vanilla milk

a glass of regular milk with sugar added to make it taste sweeter

I ran out of chocolate syrup so I just drank vanilla milk

by tatomuck1 March 20, 2009

I'd rather play baseball

A phrase used to describe something you really would not want to do.

Jimmy told me that he wants me to play hide and seek with him, I told him, I'd rather play baseball

by tatomuck1 December 23, 2008

dr phil

a word used to describe any fat ugly old bald guy

That guy is so ugly, he's a dr phil.

by tatomuck1 March 25, 2009

Yahoo Answers

its basically a site where you could put your deepest darkest secrets and thoughts and have people respond. Its a site where you could put your most embarrassing, personal thoughts that you wouldn't even tell to a psychiatrist!

I went on Yahoo Answers and secretly described and asked my thoughts about sex.

by tatomuck1 November 5, 2008

meth

white peoples crack.

meth is to white people as crack is to black people.

jim smokes meth in his trailer.

by tatomuck1 March 2, 2009

hockey

Soccer played on ice. But instead of a ball being used used, hockey uses something that came out of a urinal called a puck!

Hockey is not a sport. A real sport is something played with a ball. Hockey is 3 things going on at once. Ice skating, playing with a puck, and beating the shit out of somebody!

by tatomuck1 August 13, 2009