tatomuck1's definitions

pukeables

another name for Lunchables. Its a box that comes with nasty fake food and is commonly eaten by school kids. Kids take them to school because they rather not eat the school food which is almost equally gross. Some of them just come with a block of American cheese thats supposed to be used as some kind of sandwich with crackers thats called cheese and crackers. Another one comes with hot dogs made out of pork and scrap meat and who knows what else. Pukeables taste gross, smell gross and make me feel really really sick to my stomach!

I had Pukeables for lunch and it was not so good.

by tatomuck1 October 11, 2009

bodega

A ghetto Spanish version of a convenience store. All of them are very filthy and rats crawling around everywhere. All they sell is nasty cheap poor people food and they use their bare hands to make the peoples cheese sandwiches. The people working there cant speak any English even if the store is located in the United States.

Its also a good place for minors to buy booze with a fake ID and not get caught.

I went to the nasty bodega in the barrio today and got diarrhea from their shit.

by tatomuck1 February 27, 2009

scary skinny

extremely anorexic. Usually white girls who are obsessed with being as skinny as possible wearing a size zero and often starve themselves and a lot of them have bulimia and puke up their food. A lot of this is going on in Hollywood and with models. Most of these people who are or want to be scary skinny think the slightest bit of fat is ugly. They'd rather die than be fat.

Nicole Richie is "scary skinny"

by tatomuck1 January 22, 2009

hockey

Soccer played on ice. But instead of a an actual ball used, hockey uses something that came out of a urinal called a puck!

Hockey is not a sport. Hockey is 3 things going on at the same time. Ice skating, playing with a puck, and beating the shit out of someone!

by tatomuck1 August 23, 2009

boiled egg

An extremely nasty stinky fart. A fart so bad, it resembles boiled eggs in smell

EWWW, something stinks, did you lay a boiled egg?

by tatomuck1 December 15, 2008

I'd rather play baseball

A phrase used to describe something you really would not want to do.

Jimmy told me that he wants me to play hide and seek with him, I told him, I'd rather play baseball

by tatomuck1 December 23, 2008

full count

In baseball a full count is when the batter has 3 balls and 2 strikes. If another ball is thrown without the batter swinging, its a walk (batter automatically gets to 1st base). If another strike is thrown and the batter swings and misses or doesn't swing and the ball is in the strike zone, thats strike 3 and the batter is out. If a foul is hit and not caught the batter continues. The batter could hit as many foul balls and not be out if the ball is not caught. A foul counts as a strike except on the third strike.

Jeter is at bat with a full count.

by tatomuck1 December 16, 2008