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DEILF

by rtv0587 July 26, 2009
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communist

Buzz word used by conservatives to describe anyone who disagrees with them politically. Interchangable with "socialist", "Marxist," and "un-American traitor".
Anyone who votes Democrat, doesn't make love to their guns, supports gay rights, or has a triple digit IQ is a goddamned communist!
by rtv0587 November 18, 2010
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teabagger

A person who believes that wasting billions of taxpayer dollars on war and tax cuts is okay and that criticizing the president automatically makes you an anti-American traitor, but only if the president is a white Republican. If the president is a black Democrat, it's suddenly okay to brandish assault weapons at his rallies, call him a communist socialist Marxist racist Nazi terrorist nigge...whoops, Muslim. Teabaggers are typically obese inbred southern WASPs who are still upset that they lost the Civil War. Most of them can't spell worth a damn and think "nuclear" is pronounced "nookyular". Despite what they say, 99% of teabaggers are white and Republican.
The teabaggers at yesterday's rally waved signs claiming that the Civil Right's Act is communist and unAmerican.
by rtv0587 January 9, 2011
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class warfare

Asking the rich to help the poor and/or pay any taxes at all. Also known as "socialism", "Marxism", and "communism".
Liberal: Why is it so much to ask that rich Republicans pay their share in taxes and help the poor out a little, if they claim to be such devout Christians all the time?
Teabagger: COMMIE! SOCIALIST! That's CLASS WARFARE! Who cares about those worthless lazy welfare queens starving to death when gazillionaires all over America are struggling to afford their yachts, Hummers, private islands, and toilet paper made out of 100 dollar bills?
by rtv0587 March 19, 2012
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commie

According to Republicans, anyone to the left of Eric Cartman
*liberal beats conservative in any debate*
Conservative: *turns red in the face* Spoken like a true commie!
by rtv0587 July 29, 2011
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Captain Morgan

A sex position in which the girl sits on a bathroom sink and the guy strikes a Captain Morgan pose at the point of penetration
I walked in on my friend doing his girlfriend Captain Morgan-style the other day
by rtv0587 November 22, 2009
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Log Cabin Republican

A gay person who supports a political party that despises his very existence and wants him dead because of his sexual orientation. The modern equivalent of "Jews for Hitler".
After voting for Romney, the Log Cabin Republican one day found himself wondering where he was and why he was being marched into a shower room.
by rtv0587 June 23, 2012
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