rtv0587's definitions

socialist

Anyone who disagrees with a Republican.

Are you a conservative?
No.
*gasp* Go back to France, you anti-American commie socialist traitor!!!

by rtv0587 May 1, 2011

rehabilitation

A sort of demolition derby/public execution hybrid, shown in the movie "Idiocracy"

As punishment for putting Brawndo out of business, the judge sentenced Not Sure to one night of rehabilitation

by rtv0587 November 29, 2010

scarlet woman

A PC term for "slut" that Molly Weasley uses

I told you not to annoy her, Hermione! She's made you out to be some sort of...scarlet woman!

by rtv0587 December 3, 2010

self-service pumps

Cleverly hidden euphemism for masturbation, found in "One More Minute" by Weird Al Yankovic

I'm stranded all alone in the gas station of love and I have to use the self-service pumps

by rtv0587 June 21, 2010

Uranus

The 7th planet from the sun, and the funniest, due to what it's name sounds like. Will eventually be renamed "Urectum" in the future to end these stupid jokes once and for all.

Uranus is a dark, gassy, and mysterious place

There are many rings around Uranus

If you don't shut the fuck up with these immature jokes, I'm going to rip Uranus in half

by rtv0587 May 10, 2011

we need to talk

The four most dreaded words known to man, whether they be spoken by a significant other, boss, roommate, parent, friend, etc. Usually means you fucked up big time and are about to be dumped, fired, kicked out, disciplined, or at least threatened with some form of punishment or formal rejection. Known to be a leading cause of mini-heart attacks and paranoia.

We need to talk.

Oh shit, what did I do?

by rtv0587 May 13, 2011

communist

Buzz word used by conservatives to describe anyone who disagrees with them politically. Interchangable with "socialist", "Marxist," and "un-American traitor".

Anyone who votes Democrat, doesn't make love to their guns, supports gay rights, or has a triple digit IQ is a goddamned communist!

by rtv0587 November 18, 2010