rtv0587's definitions

commie

According to Republicans, anyone to the left of Eric Cartman

*liberal beats conservative in any debate*
Conservative: *turns red in the face* Spoken like a true commie!

by rtv0587 July 29, 2011

we need to talk

The four most dreaded words known to man, whether they be spoken by a significant other, boss, roommate, parent, friend, etc. Usually means you fucked up big time and are about to be dumped, fired, kicked out, disciplined, or at least threatened with some form of punishment or formal rejection. Known to be a leading cause of mini-heart attacks and paranoia.

We need to talk.

Oh shit, what did I do?

by rtv0587 May 13, 2011

freebird

To have sex without a condom

"Did he go in strapped, or did he freebird it?"

by rtv0587 March 5, 2013

Tebow

Someone who goes out of their way to remind others how religious they are

George W. Bush and Rick Santorum are total Tebow's

by rtv0587 November 29, 2012

rehabilitation

A sort of demolition derby/public execution hybrid, shown in the movie "Idiocracy"

As punishment for putting Brawndo out of business, the judge sentenced Not Sure to one night of rehabilitation

by rtv0587 November 29, 2010

Benghazi

Something Republicans pretend to care about so that they can use it as a political weapon against Obama. According to them, 4 innocent Americans perished because Obama didn't put on his cape, fly over to Libya, and melt them with his heat vision.

"Let us never forget the 4 Americans who were killed in Benghazi"
"But what about the scores more who died in Iraq, 9/11, and the 13 similar embassy attacks under Bush?
"Fuck them, they can rot in a ditch for all we care. We can't exploit THEIR deaths for political gain, can we?"

by rtv0587 March 19, 2014

Log Cabin Republican

A gay person who supports a political party that despises his very existence and wants him dead because of his sexual orientation. The modern equivalent of "Jews for Hitler".

After voting for Romney, the Log Cabin Republican one day found himself wondering where he was and why he was being marched into a shower room.

by rtv0587 June 23, 2012