rtv0587's definitions

self-service pumps

Cleverly hidden euphemism for masturbation, found in "One More Minute" by Weird Al Yankovic

I'm stranded all alone in the gas station of love and I have to use the self-service pumps

by rtv0587 June 21, 2010

class warfare

Asking the rich to help the poor and/or pay any taxes at all. Also known as "socialism", "Marxism", and "communism".

Liberal: Why is it so much to ask that rich Republicans pay their share in taxes and help the poor out a little, if they claim to be such devout Christians all the time?
Teabagger: COMMIE! SOCIALIST! That's CLASS WARFARE! Who cares about those worthless lazy welfare queens starving to death when gazillionaires all over America are struggling to afford their yachts, Hummers, private islands, and toilet paper made out of 100 dollar bills?

by rtv0587 March 19, 2012

we need to talk

The four most dreaded words known to man, whether they be spoken by a significant other, boss, roommate, parent, friend, etc. Usually means you fucked up big time and are about to be dumped, fired, kicked out, disciplined, or at least threatened with some form of punishment or formal rejection. Known to be a leading cause of mini-heart attacks and paranoia.

We need to talk.

Oh shit, what did I do?

by rtv0587 May 13, 2011

freebird

To have sex without a condom

"Did he go in strapped, or did he freebird it?"

by rtv0587 March 5, 2013

snowflake

A catch-all insult used by conservatives, especially alt-right Trump supporters, to describe anyone who disagrees with their political views, or just anyone who takes issue with them acting like shitty human beings. Often used with or instead of: "cuck", "SJW", or "libtard".

You're upset that you're going to lose your healthcare because of Trump? Too bad, snowflake. We won the election and you lost. Get over it.

by rtv0587 May 27, 2017

Barrel of Doom

The most overrated video game obstacle ever. In Sonic 3's Carnival Night Zone, there is a barrel that blocks off access to the passage below. Virtually everyone in the world has gotten stuck here for a long period of time, but the truth is, it's extremely easy to get past (just press up and down!)

The Barrel of Doom is so fucking easy to figure out! I don't know why you all are so fucking retarded!

by rtv0587 July 13, 2009

teabagger

A person who believes that wasting billions of taxpayer dollars on war and tax cuts is okay and that criticizing the president automatically makes you an anti-American traitor, but only if the president is a white Republican. If the president is a black Democrat, it's suddenly okay to brandish assault weapons at his rallies, call him a communist socialist Marxist racist Nazi terrorist nigge...whoops, Muslim. Teabaggers are typically obese inbred southern WASPs who are still upset that they lost the Civil War. Most of them can't spell worth a damn and think "nuclear" is pronounced "nookyular". Despite what they say, 99% of teabaggers are white and Republican.

The teabaggers at yesterday's rally waved signs claiming that the Civil Right's Act is communist and unAmerican.

by rtv0587 January 9, 2011