rtv0587's definitions

DEILF

Death Eater I'd Like to Fuck

Bellatrix Lestrange is a total DEILF

by rtv0587 July 26, 2009

Cunt-O-Meter

Rating system used by Cybershell13 in his Youtube videos that tells you how hard/annoying enemies and bosses are in Sonic the Hedgehog video games

Asteron got a whopping 42 on the Cunt-O-Meter, which makes him the King of Cunts

by rtv0587 July 6, 2009

Jap Anus Relations

An Asian porno starring Sean Connery. Not to be confused with "Japan-US Relations".

I'll take Jap Anus Relations for 200, Trebek.

by rtv0587 September 26, 2011

R's

Another way of saying/spelling "arse". First heard on Saturday Night Live with Sean Connery

"No, not in the R's!"
"Not in the R's? That's not what your mother said last night!"

by rtv0587 April 30, 2010

Log Cabin Republican

A gay person who supports a political party that despises his very existence and wants him dead because of his sexual orientation. The modern equivalent of "Jews for Hitler".

After voting for Romney, the Log Cabin Republican one day found himself wondering where he was and why he was being marched into a shower room.

by rtv0587 June 23, 2012

class warfare

Asking the rich to help the poor and/or pay any taxes at all. Also known as "socialism", "Marxism", and "communism".

Liberal: Why is it so much to ask that rich Republicans pay their share in taxes and help the poor out a little, if they claim to be such devout Christians all the time?
Teabagger: COMMIE! SOCIALIST! That's CLASS WARFARE! Who cares about those worthless lazy welfare queens starving to death when gazillionaires all over America are struggling to afford their yachts, Hummers, private islands, and toilet paper made out of 100 dollar bills?

by rtv0587 March 19, 2012

rehabilitation

A sort of demolition derby/public execution hybrid, shown in the movie "Idiocracy"

As punishment for putting Brawndo out of business, the judge sentenced Not Sure to one night of rehabilitation

by rtv0587 November 29, 2010