protocoldroid's definitions

commersch

Short for "commercial". Typically, any schwag. Specifically, marijuana that is grown in a commercial fashion, e.g. not home grown, and most often grown outdoors. It is packed in bricks, and usually is not very fresh or dank.

My regular guy is dry, so I had to hit up the dime spot for some commersh.

by protocoldroid July 20, 2004

dime spot

a location (typically a corner, or a house) where a vendor is illegally distributing drugs (often marijuana, may be other substances) in ten dollar lots. Usually a signal is required (a special knock on the door, code words, certain apparel, etc) by the customer, and the vendor responds anonymously by a covert method of delivering the product (a drive to another corner, slipping the product under a door, lowering the product from a window, etc).

I used to get so freaked out when I'd hit up the local dime spots. Aside from getting a ticket from the five o, there was also the chance you'd have some goons try to mug you for money or shit.

by protocoldroid July 20, 2004

dutchy

A blunt (e.g. marijuana rolled into a cigar wrapper), especially one rolled with a Dutch Master Corona. It is preferred over the traditional phillie blunt as it has two layers of tobacco paper which assist in rolling a blunt with good craft (i.e. very neatly).

In the hood, you can roll a fat dutchy of schwag for about $5.... if you're smoking beasters, it'll probably cost you $30, forget it if yer smokin' headies.

by protocoldroid September 14, 2004

grody

noun: disgusting, dirty or just plain unappealing.

inflected: grodier, grodiest

it seams this may be an Americanized pronounciation of the british "grotty", which means "of poor quality".

"sit in the back seat, i spilled honey on the front seat and it's all grody."

"those are the grodiest rest rooms in the state"

by protocoldroid June 17, 2004

pissed as a parrot

highly intoxicated from the consumption of alcoholic beverages. derivative of "pissed", meaning "to be intoxicated".

australian in origin, as grain trucks driving along highways leave grain behind which falls in puddles and the water of the puddles become fermented after time. the parrots drink the water and get quite loose!

"he was as pissed as a parrot by the time the bartender cut him off"

"food tastes great if you're as pissed as a parrot

by protocoldroid June 17, 2004

cracksackfoint

the piece of skin between one's scrotum and their anus, also known as a 'chode'

because of my groin injury, my cracksackfoint was always in pain

by protocoldroid June 17, 2004

diamond geezer

one skilled at rolling "the diamond" a marijuana cigarette rolled in an artistic fashion, as such to create a diamond shape with three joints lashed together using the gums from papes.

originated in the joint rollers handbook, published in the UK

after rolling your first diamond, you're a diamond geezer.

by protocoldroid June 17, 2004