protocoldroid's definitions

diamond geezer

one skilled at rolling "the diamond" a marijuana cigarette rolled in an artistic fashion, as such to create a diamond shape with three joints lashed together using the gums from papes.

originated in the joint rollers handbook, published in the UK

after rolling your first diamond, you're a diamond geezer.

by protocoldroid June 17, 2004

dome

in some locals 'dome' is also a term for 'feces'

"the barn is covered with bat dome!"

"well that gives a whole new meaning to chrome dome"

by protocoldroid June 18, 2004

farble

passing gas while submerged in water.

a combonation of "fart" and "bubble"

"farbles always seems to smell worse than a standard fart"

by protocoldroid June 21, 2004

social connotation

a condition which is reached when an extremely annoying person is in your presense, and is so annoying, that other people in your presense start to dislike you, because of the presense of the annoying, especially when the person who is now disliking you more because of the prense of this annoying person

"it's such a social connotation when the delivery guy talks about porn in front of my wife."

"i swear she was going to give me her number, but, then the bar tender had to strike up a conversation about hemroids. it was just such a social connotation; ruined my chances"

by protocoldroid June 17, 2004

commersch

Short for "commercial". Typically, any schwag. Specifically, marijuana that is grown in a commercial fashion, e.g. not home grown, and most often grown outdoors. It is packed in bricks, and usually is not very fresh or dank.

My regular guy is dry, so I had to hit up the dime spot for some commersh.

by protocoldroid July 20, 2004

slink

To give motion to the foreskin parralel to the phallic shaft in the act af masterbating.

What are you doing over there? Slinking your mule?

by protocoldroid November 14, 2004

white owl smoker

a homosexual male. a 'white owl' is a brand of cigar, and also a humorous euphamism for a phallus.

"he wasn't too interested in going to the titty bar, maybe he's a white owl smoker"

by protocoldroid June 21, 2004