market street torpedo

an alternative method of blowing your nose whereby you hold one nostril, and force air out of the other nostril -- notably you do not use a tissue or hankercheif.

market street, i believe, is a somewhat nasty street in Newark NJ.

"i was out hiking, and my alergies were bothering me, being without tissues, i pulled a market street torpedo right off the trail"

"i've seen steve-o launch a few market street torpedos on wild boys"

by protocoldroid June 21, 2004

the pangs

while defecating, one unit of defecation is partially excreated, then in a act of muscular skill, one forces the excrement back into body cavity.

originated in a small new hampshire town, it was rumored that some people would perform "the pangs".

"they went into the field, and performed an act of the pangs"

by protocoldroid June 21, 2004

dime spot

a location (typically a corner, or a house) where a vendor is illegally distributing drugs (often marijuana, may be other substances) in ten dollar lots. Usually a signal is required (a special knock on the door, code words, certain apparel, etc) by the customer, and the vendor responds anonymously by a covert method of delivering the product (a drive to another corner, slipping the product under a door, lowering the product from a window, etc).

I used to get so freaked out when I'd hit up the local dime spots. Aside from getting a ticket from the five o, there was also the chance you'd have some goons try to mug you for money or shit.

by protocoldroid July 20, 2004

cracksackfoint

the piece of skin between one's scrotum and their anus, also known as a 'chode'

because of my groin injury, my cracksackfoint was always in pain

by protocoldroid June 17, 2004

white owl smoker

a homosexual male. a 'white owl' is a brand of cigar, and also a humorous euphamism for a phallus.

"he wasn't too interested in going to the titty bar, maybe he's a white owl smoker"

by protocoldroid June 21, 2004

macrowave

a really big microwave (typically industrial, or just large due to it's age)

"takes about 20 minutes to cook a hotdog in that macrowave"

by protocoldroid June 21, 2004

peg

to put Tight Rolls on one's jeans. a common practice in the 80's and early 90's whereby people roll up their jeans to make them tight against their leg.

"you're still pegging your stone wash jeans?"

"he's not even cool enough to peg his jeans"

by protocoldroid July 05, 2004