chris's definitions

Spodank

(adj.) Something that is stupid, useless, or unnecessary. synonyms: stupid, gay, retarded.

That assembly we had about drugs and alcohol was so spodank. I fell asleep!

by Chris November 30, 2004

meat curtains

more formally known as the labia

I was all into her moves, throw'n bills on stage, until she bent over and slid down her thong -- revealing a nasty set of meat curtains.

by Chris July 24, 2003

Backdoor Barbecue

The act of covering ones dick with lighter fluid, lighting it on fire, then fucking a girl in the ass with it.

As a special treat on their wedding night Paul gave his new bride a backdoor barbecue.

by Chris May 6, 2005

poosay

The Slurred Puerto Rican Version of Pussy; vigina

You guys are major poosays!

by Chris October 16, 2003

hoobastank

besides being the name of a band, "hoobastank" is slang for "Whose butt stinks?"

"aw man! hoobastank?"

by Chris May 13, 2005

Ball Ache

Like pain in the ass. Refers to a laborious task.

"gota wax my snowboard it's a right ball ache"

by Chris September 13, 2004

Alf

Another Little Fuckwad

That kid is an alf.
What an Alf.

by chris November 6, 2004