chris's definitions

turtling

The delicate moments right before one really, really has to take a shit, where the shit is literally poking its head out of the sphincter then quickly hiding inside again.

Man, on the drive home from Disneyland, I had to take a serious shit; I was totally turtling.

by Chris November 17, 2003

krill

to steal something that you dont own

if i could id krill everything

by chris June 11, 2004

WDW

an acronym for the expression: "Whatever, dude. Whatever."

Used to express contempt.

Nate: Where were you for so long?
Chris: I was banging your girlfriend.
Nate: WDW.

by Chris April 16, 2005

ganktify

to smash, hit, or destroy something with much force

(playing baseball) gangtify that ball garrett!
(past tense) oh man you gangtified that ball!

by chris January 31, 2005

boylover

An adult, male or female, with a sexual and/or psychological attraction to young male children.

I thought Jon always hanging out with kids was kind of strange, then he confided in me that is a boylover.

by Chris September 21, 2003

Reverse Blumpkin

1) Like a normal blumpkin, but the girl is taking a shit and giving you a blow-job.

"Man that crazy girl from class wanted me to come in the bathroom while she was shiting so she could give a reverse blumpkin. But I said "no thats nasty!"

by Chris November 17, 2004

Hilary Duff

despite the skeptics, she is an immeasurably talented young singer and actor, who is pretty, and as opposed to those angry raging bitches out there, is better than all of you, so SHUT UP. Shes very nice.

that Hilary Duff is the best!

by Chris April 14, 2005