chris's definitions

riding the crimson tide

Having sex with a girl on her period.

She wanted to screw but, it's that time of the month and neither of us like "riding the crimson tide", so i settled for a blow job.

by Chris March 11, 2003

pie face

A person who is overweight, otherwise known as a fat knacker

man1: jeesus how much butter do you want?
man2: you've some need to talk, pie face!

by Chris February 27, 2005

bigjaw

julien H. has a huge jaw

omg is the sun setting or is julien's jaw just in the way

by chris December 3, 2004

killer

A game you play with a joint or any other marijuana smoking device.
You take a hit and pass it to the next person who does the same, you have to hold in the smoke until the joint gets back to you.
This gets harder if there are more people in the circle
A variation is progressive Killer this is when you increase the amount of hits each time the J goes round the circle

"Yo Niall, rich you up for killer?"
"progressive or normal?"
"progressive man, were hardcore!"

by Chris May 9, 2006

MoCo

I have lived in MoCo my whole life. IT is true...When it snows we have off, when it doesn't we have off, when it might rain next week we have off....And in regards to the people.....

1.No matter how many times a white kid says, "Fa shizzle my nizzle," "What up Dawg?" or "Word my nigger" he aint going to be black
2. You may blast your subs.....but you bought them not stole them so your still white
3. Even if you were fubu and timbs and walk like your cripled....YOUR Still white
4. If you live in Moco ANYWHERE your aint gangsta!
5. You go to Lakeforest Mall......its still less ghetto then ANY mall in DC

by Chris May 5, 2005

schlitzed

To get wasted (drunk, or pissed if you're from England).

I don't know how I woke up in a rubbish bin, I must have been totally schlitzed last night.

by Chris August 28, 2003

FC

fun·ny ( P ) Pronunciation Key (fun-e)
adj. fun·ni·er, fun·ni·est

crotch ( P ) Pronunciation Key (kraw-ch)
n.

A FC is that of a man who has not been circumcised, also known as a Funny Crotch or Anteater.

I was totally going to sleep with him until I found out he's a FC!

by Chris March 15, 2005