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fucking poof

well who else would exactly match such an insult? BILLY! yes u, im talking to YOU. URE A FUCKING POOF! (u do know this is a joke dont u?)
by arm July 30, 2003
mugGet the fucking poofmug.

hella fire

"That weed we just smoked was hella fire." -Some Stoned Dude

"This chicken and rice is hella fire" -Me high.
by Arm May 30, 2006
mugGet the hella firemug.

vaporizer

A vaporizer is a device, used often by consumers of cannabis, which enables to user to ingest a doughnut with out having to chew it up. The doughnut is placed in a chamber and is heated to its vaporization point. As the operator sucks on a tube which draws fresh air through the chamber the vaporized doughnut material is drawn through the tube, into the user's mouth, and over their taste buds. This gives the effect of allowing the user to taste the doughnut but they are not required to actually swallow it.

Proponents of the vaporizer claim the taste of vaporized doughnut matches or surpasses the taste of doughnuts eaten with a bong. A recent study demonstrated that the water in a bong filtered out more sugar than either a vaporizer or eating a doughnut using only the hands.
Using a vaporizer to eat those half dozen doughnut, i'm into it.
by Arm May 15, 2006
mugGet the vaporizermug.
I killed my brother and he killed me. We spilled blood across the land. Killing in the name of religon.

Something the narrator doesnt understand. We are fools who ask the sheep when we go across the sea and ask them for their beliefs.

Does god tell you to kill? A divided country cannot stand I told them.

The disgrace I made is over now that my past has been erased The clear as a crystal end is near.

The main plan is not to look to Israel as the homelands might be Holy War.

On my base I know it like a scholar. Up high on my soapbox, Gavels leader in the seat of judgement Than-thou-could-be-messenger of the pulprit god.
by Arm November 19, 2004
mugGet the Holy Wars...The Punishment Duemug.

bong

A Bong is a device, often used by people who smoke cannabis, which helps the user ingest an extreme amount of doughnuts. Each use or hit off a bong is called a rip; a typical user will consume between 4 and 12 doughnuts in a normal bong rip. The device consists of a long hollow tube, or chamber, and an air hole, also known as a carb. To prepare the bong for use the user stuffs the desired amount of doughnuts into the chamber. Care must be taken not to stuff too many doughnuts in or the doughnuts will face an obstruction during the high speed exit phase.

Once the bong has been loaded the user wraps their lips around it and turns it upside down. Another person hooks up an air compressor to the carb and starts to inject air around 15 or 20 PSI (2 maple bar). The higher pressure forces the doughnuts down and out the tube. With carefully timed swallowing motions the doughnuts can be swallowed without choking.

A bong is typically purchased at a speciality store for consumers of cannabis known as a supermarket.

See also: vaporizer

Source: Uncyclopedia
Joe just ate 12 donuts in a single rip from the bong. Holy shit!
by Arm April 29, 2006
mugGet the bongmug.

zero tolerance

Politician speak for Zero Intelligence.

Zero Tolerance laws exist to punish the innocent. The guilty already are already fucked so having strict, uniform punishments regardless of the circimstances of the "crime," the persons criminal record and the persons intentions is just stupid.
Anybody who supports zero tolerance policys need to be thrown into a concentration camp until they arent dumbasses. For I have zero tolerance for stupidity.
Being arrested for being DWI even though you are far from being drunk. Mandatory minimum sentences.

As far as school zero tolerance policys go, read around www.zerointelligence.net.
by Arm October 29, 2005
mugGet the zero tolerancemug.

legal high

Something legal and uncontrolled that will get you high in some way. Not as good as the illegal drugs though. Which makes since as if they were that fun then they would not be a legal high would they?

Typically legal highs are either dangerous, digusting and/or time consuming to use. Or maybe they are just quasi-legal like Salvia.

Does not include alcohol or caffeine.
Sniffing Glue/Spray Paint/Lighter Fluid/God knows what else -(dangerous)
DXM (Cough Syrup) - disgusting/time consuming
Salvia - quasi-legal
Morning Glory Seeds - time consuming
Laughing Gas - quasi-legal
Benadryl/Dramamine - Dangerous and not really that fun either.
Having Someone Hold Your Nose and Mouth Shut So You Cant Not Breathe and Results In Some Kinda High - Dangerous and kinda stupid. The author has never heard anyone attempt this.
Theres some other shit too. They are either some kinda inhalent or just bullshit.
by Arm February 4, 2005
mugGet the legal highmug.

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