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Jamshid: Koskesh! C'mon! Lets go smoke some of that yonjeh in your new hookah set!
Farid: Yeah, let's smoke that yonjeh with some apple favor too!
Farid: Yeah, let's smoke that yonjeh with some apple favor too!
by aguynamedandy September 22, 2005
Get the yonjeh mug.Unfortunately Persians as well as everyone else from the the middle east are now the "next" black people. all people are now using deragetory words against persians and middle easterners.
towel head
sand nigger sand nigga sand-nigger sand-nigga sandnigger sandnigga
dune coon
dot head
camel jockey
those are just some racial insults against middle easterners and persians
sand nigger sand nigga sand-nigger sand-nigga sandnigger sandnigga
dune coon
dot head
camel jockey
those are just some racial insults against middle easterners and persians
by aguynamedandy October 9, 2005
Get the persian mug.An ancient Indo-European race that migrated to the areas of modern day Iran about 4000 years ago. They were caucasian. They looked like Germans. They called themselves the Noble, Master Race. They stayed in the areas of the modern day Iran. After centuries of evolution they were white anymore; they became tan and dark skinned, they got brown eyes and dark brown and black hair. Their Farsi got loans of words from surrounding languages, especially Arabic. They stopped calling themeselves Aryan, and began to use the more common Iranian, or Persian. They created a huge empire; the Persian Empire. They spread so much that they began to genetically mix with other races (Greeks, ancient Hebrews, Arabs). During the Iranian Empire's power, ancient Jewish Hebrews settled in the areas of present day Iran, and they stayed, and over time they began to evolve into true Iranians. The Hebrews would mix with the Aryans as well. Persian Jews have been in Iran for about 2700 years. All this time the main Iranian religion was Zoroastrianism. But the Iranians that desended from the ancient Hebrews stayed Jewish, but they were true Iranians. (Once Christianity was a religion, it was pushed into Iran by the immigrating Christian Armenians later on.) Then, during the 7th century, Iran was invaded by the Muslim Arabs. More than half of the entire Iranian population was forced to convert to Islam; but quite a bit of Zoroastrians and Jews survived. There is a LOT to tell, but this is what the Aryans were. The modern day Iranians are mixed with Aryan AND Semitic blood. (The semitic ancestry was from the Arabs and Hebrews.) They are not white, but in the US they unfortunatly are classified as it, but a simple classification cannot change one's race.
By the way, Iranian and Persian mean the EXACT SAME THING.
By the way, Iranian and Persian mean the EXACT SAME THING.
by aguynamedandy October 10, 2005
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by aguynamedandy September 28, 2005
Get the PP mug.Jesus was a Jew that lived in the Roman province of Judea. (Judah, Israel, Palestine). He was a good man. He would preach Judaism, and preach on some of his own philosophies. He claimed to be the Jewish Messiah, as foretold in the Hebrew Bible. Some Jews believed that he was the Messiah, but most Jews didn't believe him, because he had not proved it by fullfilling the Messianic prophecies. Then the Jews that rejected him began to call him a troublemaker, and the Roman authorities began to think that he was a man that would revolt against the Roman Empire. The Romans got pissed off and then tortured him, then killed him through the crucifixtion process. Then a bunch of Jews that actually believed that he was the Messiah, got scared and worried that Jesus was not the Messiah, so they went and created the idea that he was the Son of God (YHWH). Then upon believing Jesus was divine, then they assumed he was resurected and ascended into heaven, where he will return to earth from to fullfill the prophecies.
by aguynamedandy July 24, 2006
Get the Jesus mug.The area code of The San Fernando Valley in Los Angeles. The vslley is huge, consisting tons of L.A. suburbs. '818' is the gangsta way to call it, as there are lots of gangstas down in L.A., so yeah. The people that reside in the valley (particularly the Persians), always say things like : "2Live 'n' die in tha 818 area." Even through in contains only suburbs of Los Angeles, gangstas still live in there. It's still the 'safe', 'unhard' valley, but there are 'hood' cities in there (i.e. Reseda, Sherman Oaks, Woodland Hills, and especially Pacoima!) If a person resides in the valley, it is 'cool'. Also the 818 is the birthplace of the phrase Persian Pride. Probably down in Reseda. A shit load of Iranian-Americans reside there.
And by the way, I reside in Woodland Hills, Los Angeles, and the are fucking dangerous places to be at night.
And by the way, I reside in Woodland Hills, Los Angeles, and the are fucking dangerous places to be at night.
by aguynamedandy September 28, 2005
Get the 818 mug.Same thing as Iranian.
A person that is from Iran. A person who has an Iranian background.
The main Persian religion is Islam, and the other religion right behind it is Judaism. There are few Christian Persians.
According to the U.S. government, all Persians as well as all of the Middle Easterners are classified as white (yes, even Indians), even though they really aren't. They should be classified as Middle Eastern.
The Persian Muslims are desendents of Indo-Europeans, or the Aryans, and they were white. But look at them, Persian Muslims don't have pale skin anymore (they are tan, and brown, possibly near black!), they don't have blonde hair anymore (its dark brown and black), and their eyes are brown and black now (not hazel and blue). They ARE NOT Arab!! They speak Farsi.
The Persian Jews, unlike Persian Muslims, are desendents of the Hebrews from Ancient Israel, and they are very close to the Arabs, but they are NOT Europeans. The Persian Jews are are NOT Aryan. They look the same as the Muslims from Iran, they are exactly the same, except of the religions and ancestory. But the same. Their skin colors are tan and brown as well. And NO, Persian Jews aren't cheap (ALL PERSIANS ARE CHEAP AT TIMES), and a lot of Persians need nose jobs themselves, not just the stereotypical "big-nosed" Jew. They speak the same Farsi as Persian Muslims.
A person that is from Iran. A person who has an Iranian background.
The main Persian religion is Islam, and the other religion right behind it is Judaism. There are few Christian Persians.
According to the U.S. government, all Persians as well as all of the Middle Easterners are classified as white (yes, even Indians), even though they really aren't. They should be classified as Middle Eastern.
The Persian Muslims are desendents of Indo-Europeans, or the Aryans, and they were white. But look at them, Persian Muslims don't have pale skin anymore (they are tan, and brown, possibly near black!), they don't have blonde hair anymore (its dark brown and black), and their eyes are brown and black now (not hazel and blue). They ARE NOT Arab!! They speak Farsi.
The Persian Jews, unlike Persian Muslims, are desendents of the Hebrews from Ancient Israel, and they are very close to the Arabs, but they are NOT Europeans. The Persian Jews are are NOT Aryan. They look the same as the Muslims from Iran, they are exactly the same, except of the religions and ancestory. But the same. Their skin colors are tan and brown as well. And NO, Persian Jews aren't cheap (ALL PERSIANS ARE CHEAP AT TIMES), and a lot of Persians need nose jobs themselves, not just the stereotypical "big-nosed" Jew. They speak the same Farsi as Persian Muslims.
by aguynamedandy October 10, 2005
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