aguynamedandy's definitions

melanin

Some shit that white people really need

Hey we need melanin so we will be at least tannish

by aguynamedandy October 10, 2005

Los Angeles

One of the biggest cities in the world. Major ethnic groups are Mexican, Black, Iranian (especially Iranian Jews), Korean and White.

The City of Angels...Los Angeles

by aguynamedandy October 1, 2005

Persian Pride

The name of the Persian Mafia.

Originated by Persians (Iranians/Iranian-Americans) in suburban Los Angeles in the '90s. A very popular group.

The symbol of Persian pride is P.P. or PP.

And if you want to make it by hand, you simply make two P's with both hands, and stick them down, and one P is going to be backwards.

by aguynamedandy September 28, 2005

Iranian

They are Aryans ("True Aryan Race") Iran was originally called "Iranshahr", meaning "Land of the Aryans"
They are semites as well.
They are not white people, but in the US they are classified as 'white', which is extremely offending to their heritage.
They speak Farsi, not Arabic. (Farsi is mainly a mixture of pure Persian, Arabic, and Turkish) Arabic words are in Farsi due to the Arabs conquering Iran hundreds of years ago. Turkish words are in Farsi because, the Safavid Empire's (one of the three Persian Empires) official language was Turkish.

A stereotypical Iranian is fairly skinned, big nosed, dark haired, brown eyed, EXTREMELY hairy (yes, for BOTH genders), pretty rich yet cheap. They love bargains and free stuff. They have odd accents.

by aguynamedandy October 26, 2005

Jesus

Jesus was a Jew that lived in the Roman province of Judea. (Judah, Israel, Palestine). He was a good man. He would preach Judaism, and preach on some of his own philosophies. He claimed to be the Jewish Messiah, as foretold in the Hebrew Bible. Some Jews believed that he was the Messiah, but most Jews didn't believe him, because he had not proved it by fullfilling the Messianic prophecies. Then the Jews that rejected him began to call him a troublemaker, and the Roman authorities began to think that he was a man that would revolt against the Roman Empire. The Romans got pissed off and then tortured him, then killed him through the crucifixtion process. Then a bunch of Jews that actually believed that he was the Messiah, got scared and worried that Jesus was not the Messiah, so they went and created the idea that he was the Son of God (YHWH). Then upon believing Jesus was divine, then they assumed he was resurected and ascended into heaven, where he will return to earth from to fullfill the prophecies.

There are two religions that believe in Jesus, Christianity and Islam.

by aguynamedandy July 24, 2006

Farsi

Also known as Parsi, or Persian.

The main, and official language in Iran, and Afghanistan. (Persian Farsi, Afghan Farsi.) The Farsi in both countries are stlightly different. But if a true Persian and a true Afghan meet for the first time, they will understand each other. Basically it's like comparing the American English to the British English.

It is one of the oldest languages still in use today.

It is an ancient Indo-European language.

If you want to say "How are you" in Persian Farsi you'd say:

"Ha'al e shomah chetoreh"

If you want to say "How are you" in Afghan Farsi you'd say:

"Afha'al e shomah chetor"

by aguynamedandy October 1, 2005

persian

Unfortunately Persians as well as everyone else from the the middle east are now the "next" black people. all people are now using deragetory words against persians and middle easterners.

towel head

sand nigger sand nigga sand-nigger sand-nigga sandnigger sandnigga

dune coon

dot head

camel jockey

those are just some racial insults against middle easterners, indians, and persians

by aguynamedandy October 9, 2005