TurnM3Up's definitions

cottard

Basically the same thing as avetard, but these people reside at the Cottages of Norman, aka The Cot, these people are just as stupid and useless and probably have an even lower IQ. The cottages are just as trashy apartments and disgusting

Yea, the cottard is coming over today, should we just not open the door?

by TurnM3Up November 11, 2019

Noah

Huge ass avetard and OU tard but not bigger than Norman "Nick". Noah skips the most class among all the avetards because he NEVER goes and just stays at The Ave sleeping, playing PS4, and using the dab rig. Loves to party and have fun but the word "bright" will never be used to describe him.

We should probably get Noah out of bed now because it's 3:30 pm and he missed his exam that he had at OU today.

by TurnM3Up December 10, 2019

Velocity Vapor

Another go to nic spot for OU tards. This place is HELLA slept on because not enough people know about it even though it is BY FAR the BEST nic spot in Norman. The inside of this place looks clean af, as soon as you walk in, you'll see a big ass fish tank (which apparently happens to be a common theme among nic spots in Norman) and you'll see a lounge area with a straight up vape bar. This place is definitely the spot and also happens to have the best prices in town.

I went to Velocity Vapor the other night and I thought I was gonna be in and out of that hoe but I was surprisingly the only there so the owner invited me to play pool with him at the pool table so I spent over an hour there just playing pool and blowing PHAT clouds.

by TurnM3Up November 9, 2020

red sky carts

The go-to dab pen cart for an avetard. These carts are deadly asf for an avetard because whenever he hits one, he ends up out like a light. As always, froomie is the plug for these also as he always is for any weed stuff.

I bought a dab pen and froomie told me I could have one of his red sky carts.

by TurnM3Up November 29, 2019

Shiv syndrome

When the two tard Shiv's go head to head in anything. These niggas are always beefing with each other about some dumbass shit. All the shit they say when beefing makes no sense at all so it is virtually impossible for everyone else to pick a side. Due to their inability to coexist at all, anytime they are together, it is an extremely toxic situation. It looks like they have some unspoken competition about who the better Shiv is. The only thing this duo is good for is providing entertainment to everyone else with their constant beef.

The Shiv's went head to head in 2k and started beefing because one called the other "trash" so both of Shiv's began to argue about who is better at 2k and they always look for any opportunity to take digs at each anytime the other Shiv fucks up. We always refer to this beef as the "Shiv syndrome."

by TurnM3Up June 1, 2020

ese

Bascially the same thing as "nigga" but instead it's structured for mexicans. Avetards and some intellectuals like to refer to an ese and an essay as the same thing because it's pretty fun.

Hey, I got an essay due tomorrow for my TardU class, can you help me fuck this ese up?

by TurnM3Up December 10, 2019

avetard logic

To do something that makes absolutely zero fucking sense. This logic will be the stupidest thing you've ever heard and will be bound to go wrong in every way possible. This logic is most commonly used by an avetard and ou tard but lots of people can use avetard logic if they are just straight up stupid.

The avetards bought a fish that requires a 30 gallon tank and only bought a 10 gallon tank and then later decided to buy another fish that requires a 30 gallon tank and tried to fit both of the fish into a 10 gallon tank when they would need a 60 gallon tank. This is an example of the avetard logic that gets used everyday by the avetards.

by TurnM3Up November 13, 2019