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A term used to describe Armando and York. These two are owned by the same master and will serve their master til the end of time. They will literally do anything for master even if he told them to jump off a building. These dudes are in denial about being slaves but even their own master realizes that he has these two on the on tip of his fingers just like puppets. Armando was living with master for about a year so he was on the clock 247 and was ready to serve master at 3 am. York lives another city but loves to come visit master and is always courteous enough to bring master food from his favorite restaurant in York's town. It's very entertaining to watch these two be whipped on a daily basis and still not realize what is going, but lucky for them, Visionary sees everything and understands what's going on.
*Shea, Armando, and Ray Naker are hanging at a function, where master is also present*
*Shea and Armando go outside to their car so Shea can slop off Armando*
*They come back in using a different entrance and run into master*
*Shea talking to Ray*: Master saw Armando and immediately put him to work
Ray Naker: Oh, he got stuck with slave duties😭 😭 😭
*York has had lots of owners in the past but we stick to his experience with his current master/owner*
*York once wanted to play video games with master*
*Master refused to play unless York called him "daddy"*
We are all aware of how York is the biggest slave on the block so you damn well know, he called master, "daddy"
*Shea and Armando go outside to their car so Shea can slop off Armando*
*They come back in using a different entrance and run into master*
*Shea talking to Ray*: Master saw Armando and immediately put him to work
Ray Naker: Oh, he got stuck with slave duties😭 😭 😭
*York has had lots of owners in the past but we stick to his experience with his current master/owner*
*York once wanted to play video games with master*
*Master refused to play unless York called him "daddy"*
We are all aware of how York is the biggest slave on the block so you damn well know, he called master, "daddy"
by TurnM3Up March 25, 2022
Get the slave mug.FOOD THAT YOU SHOULD NOT BRING TO THE AVE. The likelihood that this food goes bad is 100%. An avetard will completely forget about this food in the pantry and let it go bad. When it goes bad, an avetard still won't give a shit, and will most likely eat it anyways no matter how old it is and how bad it smells. Most of the food at the Ave also most likely ends up being covered in mold.
Yea, Ian ate those beans that were just sitting on the counter for 3 weeks that smelled like shit even though I told him they were an example of a perishable food, he said they tasted good.
by TurnM3Up November 12, 2019
Get the perishable food mug.This is Norman "Nick" when he loses his cool and decides to whoop some MF ass. He will obliterate anything that comes in his path when we uncage that nigga. The lion will usually be caged 999,999 times out of 1,000,000 but when the lion does come out of it's cage....you need to GTFO.
That MF Aaron put sticky notes all over Norman "Nick"'s car and that resulted in him being an uncaged lion, he completely fucked that nigga Aaron up, I do not want none of that....keep that lion caged up.
by TurnM3Up December 5, 2019
Get the uncaged lion mug.The thing that all the bitches at the University of Okla(HOE)ma do. It is super easy to get head from an OU bitch because that's all they do and love to hoe around.
I just got to the University of Oklahoma today and I already got a random girl to throw neck on me, but now I think I have an STD.
by TurnM3Up December 6, 2019
Get the throw neck mug.The morning for an avetard begins whenever they wake up, regardless of the time. Usually this time is around 2-3pm because an avetard is a lazy sloth. Besides just being lazy as shit, the reason they wake up this late is because they were most likely out like a light from the previous night because they went too crazy on the dab rig. Whenever an avetard does end up opening his eyes, he lays in bed for another 30-45 mins just sitting there and going through his phone before they are physically able to move their body and get out of bed. There is also a very high probability that an avetard could fall asleep again in this time period because they're just absolute retards.
Ray Naker: Yo Henry, you go to class today ese?
Henry: Nah bruh, I had a very late avetard morning today because I woke up at like 2 pm today.
Henry: Nah bruh, I had a very late avetard morning today because I woke up at like 2 pm today.
by TurnM3Up August 13, 2020
Get the avetard morning mug.The house where all the avetards reside aka The Ave. This is the home of all things avetard related such as the avetard coffee table, avetard sink, avetard bathroom, etc. The number one thing that you'll find here is weed, weed and more weed as all the avetards are complete weed fiends and can't go a day without it. On certain nights, you will also find the entire city of Norman posted here and make you feel like you're at the circus with all the clowns that you'll see around you. I do not recommend spending a lot of time at the house or you might catch "The Tard."
I walked into the avetard house for the first time when I went to go visit the avetards and the first thing I saw besides the dab rig was an infinite amount of trash all over the place and all of the dudes were still asleep and the avetard door was just unlocked.
by TurnM3Up July 3, 2020
Get the avetard house mug.An accessory that Norman "Nick" likes to wear when he goes out to the bars and clubs. He thinks they make them look hot and super cool but in reality, he looks like even more of a fag with those on than before. Those glasses aren't gonna help him pull any more bitches than he already does (Which is a big fat ZERO) and he will only get roasted for those.
Avetards: Let's go, get ready, we're going to campus corner.
Norman "Nick": Hold up, let me go put on my fake glasses.
Avetards: Never mind, we're not going out if you putting those on.
Norman "Nick": Hold up, let me go put on my fake glasses.
Avetards: Never mind, we're not going out if you putting those on.
by TurnM3Up December 10, 2019
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