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Random fucking bitches who just show up uninvited to The Ave. Nobody fucking knows who the hell these these fuckers are but somehow they end up with the avetards and will probably end up doing some dumb shit by the end of the night.
by TurnM3Up November 25, 2019
Get the randosmug. The false impression that tard fam members have in their mind that they are extremely slick with lots of the stuff that they do or say. The problem with this belief is that a tard fam member doesn't realize that they always have the lowest IQ in the room so what they may consider to be "slick" will be not even be close to slick in the eyes of everyone else. They will usually say something "slick" and act like they did something nice and everyone else will stand there and look at them like the idiot that they are. These MFs think they mad nice with it but the only thing they nice with is cleaning the bathroom at Wendy's.
When York copped that PS5, he capped about the price he paid and he though he was hella slick and had everyone fooled, everyone saw right through his bullshit and when he got called out, not only did he double down on his cap, he actually thought we'd buy his bullshit that second time. This was a prime example of tard fam slickness, the other two tards in the family also have many examples of trying shit like this too.
by TurnM3Up May 16, 2021
Get the tard fam slicknessmug. Idea that tard fam has zero financial literacy. It starts with York who blows his entire paycheck every week whether it's $1K on a PS5, $500 on a monitor, or $300 on a pair of shoes. He's always making a big ass purchase and gives no fucks about the price. Norman "Nick" has the belief that he has a baller mindset but in reality he has no financial literacy like the other tards in his fam. He's always trying to make an expensive ass purchase to put himself on top and he ain't checking the tag twice. Back in the day, Norman "Nick" used to get a stack of $20 bills before he'd go hang with his buds and that entire stack would be gone in a few days. Whether it's dropping an insane amount on weed or buying useless ass shit, Norman "Nick" is always making a "baller purchase" in his mind. You could say that he lives by this Ariana Grande lyric: "I want it, I got it." Mike Carlson thinks he's a millionaire with his minimum wage ass job and his bum shoe flipping business. He buys 3 expensive shoes at once to resell them but his shoe business is doodoo so he can only flip a pair like every 8 months and he genuinely has this belief that he's cashing out. If you're in a situation where you have a briefcase of money and need to hide it, don't give it to a tard fam member because they'll open it and blow it all within a week and not give a damn. All of these dudes think they're all about money but in reality none of these niggas actually know what to do with money.
*Prime example of tard fam financial literacy*
Shea: Yo, you want to buy this box mod from me?
Norman "Nick":Uh yea, how much?
Shea: $60 for the box mod and I'll throw in the vape juice bottle for another $40
Norman "Nick": So $100, okay I'll do that
*Shea actually sold Norman "Nick" a broken box mod and within a week after the sale the box mod was completely fucked up*
Shea: Yo, you want to buy this box mod from me?
Norman "Nick":Uh yea, how much?
Shea: $60 for the box mod and I'll throw in the vape juice bottle for another $40
Norman "Nick": So $100, okay I'll do that
*Shea actually sold Norman "Nick" a broken box mod and within a week after the sale the box mod was completely fucked up*
by TurnM3Up December 21, 2020
Get the tard fam financial literacymug. Similar to #oudna and still applies to all OU students. It is the idea that anyone who is associated with the University of Oklahoma is completely stupid and and always acts like a dumbass 24/7.
by TurnM3Up November 14, 2019
Get the tard DNAmug. Preferred stimulant that an avetard consumes to try to pass his exam. It will be supplied by Froomie and the avetards will go stoopid after popping only half a tab.
Henry: "Dude I'm so stressed about this exam, I don't think I will graduate from TardU"
Froomie: "I gotchu bro, just pop an addy and come with me to study"
Froomie: "I gotchu bro, just pop an addy and come with me to study"
by TurnM3Up December 6, 2019
Get the addymug. The detriment of tard fam. This gene exists in Norman "Nick", Mike Carlson, and York and plays a major role in why these three act the way they do. It's just something about this family, all three of them exhibit different tard behaviors that you just can't explain. The only explanation is that all three of them share a similar tard gene. This tard gene will lead to the downfall of the future of tard fam if this gene is not stopped. The only way to stop this gene is for the three tard fam members to not reproduce, all of them must understand the bigger picture and realize that nobody else wants to deal with this tard shit in the future.
Visionary: Aye York, you know that tard gene theory right? You got to take one for the team and not reproduce in the future
York: Shut the fuck up, I don't need to hear your bullshit
Visionary: Actually, I don't need to worry about you anyways, I don't think you have the ability or know how to reproduce.
York: Shut the fuck up, I don't need to hear your bullshit
Visionary: Actually, I don't need to worry about you anyways, I don't think you have the ability or know how to reproduce.
by TurnM3Up December 20, 2021
Get the tard genemug. A random unknown mexican bitch who shows up to The Ave just to go throw neck in the avetard bathroom.
by TurnM3Up November 25, 2019
Get the Elephantmug.