The easiest way to a girl's pants. If you buy a girl medium fries, you are guaranteed to get some action in one or another. Preferably these fries should come from McDonald's in order to achieve the best results.
I knew this one guy who was gonna get head from this one girl, and in order to guarantee that he got head, he stopped at a McDonald's after he picked her up and bought her a medium fry.
by TurnM3Up November 26, 2020
Get the medium frymug. FOOD THAT YOU SHOULD NOT BRING TO THE AVE. The likelihood that this food goes bad is 100%. An avetard will completely forget about this food in the pantry and let it go bad. When it goes bad, an avetard still won't give a shit, and will most likely eat it anyways no matter how old it is and how bad it smells. Most of the food at the Ave also most likely ends up being covered in mold.
Yea, Ian ate those beans that were just sitting on the counter for 3 weeks that smelled like shit even though I told him they were an example of a perishable food, he said they tasted good.
by TurnM3Up November 12, 2019
Get the perishable foodmug. Stands for The University of Oklahoma aka TardU. This college sucks cock and so do all the girls that go here. Nobody that goes here has an academic ability or overall ability in life. The only thing the students are good at is smoking weed and sleeping. Don't let your girl go here or she gonna be known as the University's girl because everyone is gonna have open access to her. Overall, it's a shitty ass university and everyone here has no future.
Norman "Nick" goes to OU, that means he'll be dropping out in a few years as a pothead and just end up being a crackhead.
by TurnM3Up November 24, 2020
Get the OUmug. An accessory that Norman "Nick" likes to wear when he goes out to the bars and clubs. He thinks they make them look hot and super cool but in reality, he looks like even more of a fag with those on than before. Those glasses aren't gonna help him pull any more bitches than he already does (Which is a big fat ZERO) and he will only get roasted for those.
Avetards: Let's go, get ready, we're going to campus corner.
Norman "Nick": Hold up, let me go put on my fake glasses.
Avetards: Never mind, we're not going out if you putting those on.
Norman "Nick": Hold up, let me go put on my fake glasses.
Avetards: Never mind, we're not going out if you putting those on.
by TurnM3Up December 10, 2019
Get the fake glassesmug. Nonexistent at The Ave. An avetard will only study on the day of their exam by popping an addy and studying nonstop for 8 hours. He will only manage to get a C on the exam and go back to The Ave and get baked af.
"I think Henry is in his room studying for his test on Friday"
"Nah, he's in his room out like a light because he took a dab"
"Nah, he's in his room out like a light because he took a dab"
by TurnM3Up December 05, 2019
Get the studyingmug. 
Get the intelligencemug. Home of the most overrated football team in the country. This stadium is also the shittiest one in the BIG 12 and cannot even compare to a much superior SEC stadium. It is no coincidence that "Gay" is in the name of the stadium because it describes everyone related to OU football and the University of Oklahoma.
The game tonight is at Gaylord Memorial Stadium aka "The home of the Gays." OU will probably end up losing to some unranked team.
by TurnM3Up December 10, 2019
Get the Gaylord Memorial Stadiummug.