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Person 1: hey dude how did it go with Hannah?
Person 2: she rejected my ass, i'm on to Plan B
Person 1: who's that?
Person 2: Selena
Person 2: she rejected my ass, i'm on to Plan B
Person 1: who's that?
Person 2: Selena
by TurnM3Up November 7, 2019
Get the Plan B mug.Straight up hoes at the University of Okla(HOE)ma who are hotspots for STDs with no shame about it. These bitches are ugly as shit who are hoeing 24/7 and have probably sucked every dick in Norman. Never fuck with an OU girl because she's a hoe and just stupid asf who just wants dick.
My girlfriend Hannah is going to OU, so I'm gonna break up with her because she's gonna be one of those OU girls.
by TurnM3Up December 9, 2019
Get the OU girls mug.The avetard that drives even though each and everyone of them is baked as shit. Usually this is froomie because he has the highest weed tolerance. The dab rig fucks all these dudes up so they want to go eat and one has to end up driving even though they are high.
Shit, we all baked but froomie said he can be designated driver even though he's baked as fuck and drive us to food.
by TurnM3Up November 12, 2019
Get the designated driver mug.The idea that all tard fam members have a very low awareness level. This includes both mental awareness and physical awareness. Considering what we already know about tard fam, this is not surprising at all since we know for a fact that their brains aren't functional. You could literally light their ass on fire and they wouldn't know. These dudes don't know shit and at this point, I don't even know what's going on in their brains. The problem in my opinion is that their brain is still working on a thought from 5 years ago so they are unable to focus on the present thought and therefore aren't aware of shit.
*everyone openly clowning and gassing York*
York: Wait what, what are you guys talking about?
Mike Carlson: Lol, sped ass bitch
York: What the fuck are you saying?
Armando: Lol, tard fam awareness
York: Wait what, what are you guys talking about?
Mike Carlson: Lol, sped ass bitch
York: What the fuck are you saying?
Armando: Lol, tard fam awareness
by TurnM3Up December 31, 2020
Get the tard fam awareness mug.Weed product that is needed for the dab rig. An avetard is obsessed with this because he knows he will enable him to hit the rig. Once an avetard obtains wax, the boys will most likely use that shit up within 3 days and will need to get more.
Norman "Nick"'s pothead ass bought $200 worth of fucking wax and locked it up in his room and then he would sell dabs to the rest of the avetards if they wanted to use his wax.
by TurnM3Up May 4, 2020
Get the wax mug.The stairs that take you to the second floor of The Ave. This shit is basically a fucking storage room because an avetard just throws his shit anywhere he wants and just leaves it there. There is absolutely no room to go up the fucking stairs and you might as well play hopscotch or leapfrog on the stairs because you need to be jumping all over the place to avoid all the shit on the avetard stairs to get upstairs.
One of the avetards called me upstairs but when I went to climb up the avetard stairs, there was absolutely no room for me to put my foot down so I felt like a fucking monkey trying to jump over everything to get up.
by TurnM3Up December 9, 2019
Get the avetard stairs mug.The method of having sex virtually when you can’t go link with your bitch in person. Y'all just have sex over FaceTime and get freaky over the phone and just use your imagination a little bit to make it seem like you are having actual sex. This shit usually works best when the dude is jerking his shit while the bitch is rubbing her shit. Shit, I know dudes who could get horny enough to try and stick their dicks into the charger port of their phones but that's for another day. There's some tards who will try to argue that partaking in phone sex is enough to classify as losing your virginity but those dudes are on crack. This definition will play a very key role in a later definition known as “160”
Damn my bitch lives in Oregon and I live in the broke ass state of Missouri, I really wanna have sex with her but I'm gonna have to do it through phone sex and I'm excited because I'll lose my virginity too.
by TurnM3Up December 23, 2020
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