TurnM3Up's definitions

axe

The preferred "tool" that an avetard likes to use to break open the door when they lock themselves out. The axe belongs to Henry and will be used to hit the door, damage it, and eventually open the door, but this avetard does not realize that he will have to pay for the damages to the door at the end of the year

I got locked out of my room again so I used Henry's axe to break open my door and now the door is covered in axe beatings.

by TurnM3Up November 11, 2019

fake ID

A fake identification card that shows you are atleast 21 years old. This item is in possession of every OU tard that is under the age 21 because all those dudes do is go to campus corner every night and get fucked up because they are completely useless on the academic side of things. It also easy to use a fake ID in Norman because all the people who are checking are also OU tards so they have absolutely no idea no matter how obvious it is.

Yo, my fake ID came in the other day and the dude in the picture is black and I'm white but I think I should still be fine and it should work. Let's go to campus corner.

by TurnM3Up December 10, 2019

OU girls

Straight up hoes at the University of Okla(HOE)ma who are hotspots for STDs with no shame about it. These bitches are ugly as shit who are hoeing 24/7 and have probably sucked every dick in Norman. Never fuck with an OU girl because she's a hoe and just stupid asf who just wants dick.

My girlfriend Hannah is going to OU, so I'm gonna break up with her because she's gonna be one of those OU girls.

by TurnM3Up December 9, 2019

designated driver

The avetard that drives even though each and everyone of them is baked as shit. Usually this is froomie because he has the highest weed tolerance. The dab rig fucks all these dudes up so they want to go eat and one has to end up driving even though they are high.

Shit, we all baked but froomie said he can be designated driver even though he's baked as fuck and drive us to food.

by TurnM3Up November 12, 2019

Plan B

hoes that are second options that you want to fuck; common term at OU

Person 1: hey dude how did it go with Hannah?
Person 2: she rejected my ass, i'm on to Plan B
Person 1: who's that?
Person 2: Selena

by TurnM3Up November 7, 2019

cottard

Basically the same thing as avetard, but these people reside at the Cottages of Norman, aka The Cot, these people are just as stupid and useless and probably have an even lower IQ. The cottages are just as trashy apartments and disgusting

Yea, the cottard is coming over today, should we just not open the door?

by TurnM3Up November 11, 2019

Noah

Huge ass avetard and OU tard but not bigger than Norman "Nick". Noah skips the most class among all the avetards because he NEVER goes and just stays at The Ave sleeping, playing PS4, and using the dab rig. Loves to party and have fun but the word "bright" will never be used to describe him.

We should probably get Noah out of bed now because it's 3:30 pm and he missed his exam that he had at OU today.

by TurnM3Up December 10, 2019