TheStrangerWhoKnows's definitions

Door

Something you open, by pushing or pulling, depending on what the door says to do. There is also these doors that have a ittle knob on them. You twist the knob, then push, or pull, whichever way is easiest. Then there's magical doors that sense when you are near, and open for you. Some doors have a metal bar across it that you push, some have handles to pull it open, and some have nothing, so it's a door you open from the other side. Most are locked at night, and require a key, which every doors key is different. If you cannot open a door, you are very fucking retarded.

Mike: Oh look a door. Wait, how do I open it again!?!?
Bill: Push it.
Mike: Didn't work.
Bill: Pull on it?
Mike: Nope, but I see a knob.
Bill: Twist it, then push. The knob I mean.
Mike: It worked!
Bill: Good thing it wasn't locked!
Mike: What does a locked door do.
Bill: You are so very fucking retarded if you cannot open a simple fucking door.

by TheStrangerWhoKnows November 18, 2018

Nothing

The absence of something. Its actually something, since the absence of something must be something. Nothing is something, or we wouldn't be able to define it. It is truly just a word we made up to help us understand our world, since we say theres nothing in space, yet theres something there, but almost nothing. You can never do nothing, even in death.

Bill: Liam, what are you doing?
*Liam is sitting on the couch staring into space*
Liam: Nothing.
Bill: No, your breathing, your thinking, your aging, etc.

IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO DO NOTHING, EVEN WHEN DEAD, YOUR DECAYING!!!

by TheStrangerWhoKnows November 18, 2018

Time

The greatest illusion of all, life being the second greatest illusion. Time, we all have a limited amount of it, but we waste it. Why? Maybe we humans don't truly understand something we made up thousands of years ago. We always want to know about the future, but what about now? What about the enviroment. The future is dead if we don't act in the now, if we don't act in the present. We must always learn from the past to make the most of the future.

Lily: I have 3 hours of free time today!
*3 hours later*
Lily: Woah! It feels like its only been 1 hour!

by TheStrangerWhoKnows November 18, 2018

Fortnight

2 weeks. It is 14 days, which is 2 weeks, which is 1 fortnight. Its not the game, FortNite, which is spelled differently, its just 2 weeks.

Mike: I just played FortNite for a fortnight!
Liam: Wait, what?
Mike: I played FortNite for 2 weeks, which is a fortnight, its kind of confusing now that FortNites popular.
Liam: So you played FortNite 14 days straight?
Mike: Yep, for a fortnight.

by TheStrangerWhoKnows November 18, 2018

Internet Explorer

The best site for downloading Mozilla Firefox. Thats about it. Oh wait, it also is easy to get viruses, infrequent updates, no pop-up blockers, and the crappiest internet browser.

Guy 1: Oh yay! I got 35 viruses from Internet explorer!
Guy 2: I got 0 viruses from Firefox!
Guy 1: *Downloads Firefox* Woah, so much better than Internet shit-splorer!

by TheStrangerWhoKnows November 9, 2018

Normie

Someone who uses memes too much, and kills them off fast. They are at the bottom of the Meme Triangle, with Dank Meme Lords at the top. They are responsible for most of the meme deaths, like Pepe, Ugandan Knuckles, and many countless others. Almost everyone is a normie, when it comes to memes, as they use Tik Tok, IFunny, and other meme-killing apps. They also report dank memes since they are too offensive for them, and they often laugh at memes that are over 3 months old.

Normie: Do u kno de wae?
Dank Meme Lord: Fucking normie, your the reason why that memes dead.
Normie: No u.
Dank Meme Lord: You are the reason why almost all memes are dead, you are why there are no good memes left.

by TheStrangerWhoKnows November 18, 2018

Meme Triangle

This is used to tell people about what levels people are at in the meme world. At the very, very bottom are people who don't even know what a meme is. The next level is made up of people called normies. They ruin good memes, using them too often, thus resulting in their demise. They are easily offended by 9/11 memes and such The next level of people are called memers. They know when to stop using a meme, before it gets old. This is the start of the good zone. The next level of people are called dank memers, who don't get offended by 9/11 memes and such. They too know when to stop using a meme before it gets old. The next level is people called meme lords. These people make okay memes, know when to stop a meme, and they don't get offended by 9/11 and such memes easily. The final group, which is near 0.0001% of the worlds population, they are special. They were born with the gift of meme knowledge, bestowed upon them by the dead memes, in hope of turning all normies into memers, at the very least. These people, are very rare, they are called the Dank Meme Lords. They make the best memes, ones in which you cannot help but laugh, and know exactly when a meme is going to die. They have the special ability of being able to laugh at offensive memes, such as 9/11 memes. They are extremely rare to find. These rare few make up the tip of the meme triangle.

Guy 1: Do u kno de wae?
Guy 2 (Meme Lord): You must be near the bottom of the meme triangle to still like that dead meme.

by TheStrangerWhoKnows November 18, 2018