TheStrangerWhoKnows's definitions

Humans

The most complex creature alive, they can be nice, and helpful, or they can murder you without a second thought. They have the power to help other creatures, and to save the environment, but they usually get tricked into the lies of their Government, which is just a title that people give meaning. They can help people in poverty, and some are kind enough to do so, these humans are the best. Some become greedy and power hungry, and are cruel. They often pursue pointless hings, like looking like a popular person. They put much value in pieces of paper, and metal, and fight pointless wars against eachother, just to look powerful, or to get resources, just because they don't want to share their resources with others. When will humans realize they are why there are so many problems on Earth? They are quite complex creatures, as they can lie, and can hurt other humans, they are quite interesting. Overall, humans are unique, as almost no 2 are alike. One thing they all have in common, humans big and small, young and old, love their devices, big and small. If they would just get off them for just a day, they may learn much more, and may love eachother more, and learn that they are all one species, human, no matter their skin color, language, accent, religion, gender, wealth, or their sexual orientation. They are all humans.

Humans are all the same species, no matter if their rich or poor, they all can choose to do good in the world, but many do not, because they are afraid of what everyone else will think of them. Look at all the good stories, the stories of Malala, and others, they stood up for whats right, and even if they got shot, shunned, or jailed, in the end, they succeeded, because they stood for whats right, and they didn't let themselves get stepped over, they didn't care what others thought of them, they only cared about doing whats right.

by TheStrangerWhoKnows November 18, 2018

Door

Something you open, by pushing or pulling, depending on what the door says to do. There is also these doors that have a ittle knob on them. You twist the knob, then push, or pull, whichever way is easiest. Then there's magical doors that sense when you are near, and open for you. Some doors have a metal bar across it that you push, some have handles to pull it open, and some have nothing, so it's a door you open from the other side. Most are locked at night, and require a key, which every doors key is different. If you cannot open a door, you are very fucking retarded.

Mike: Oh look a door. Wait, how do I open it again!?!?
Bill: Push it.
Mike: Didn't work.
Bill: Pull on it?
Mike: Nope, but I see a knob.
Bill: Twist it, then push. The knob I mean.
Mike: It worked!
Bill: Good thing it wasn't locked!
Mike: What does a locked door do.
Bill: You are so very fucking retarded if you cannot open a simple fucking door.

by TheStrangerWhoKnows November 18, 2018

Normie

Someone who uses memes too much, and kills them off fast. They are at the bottom of the Meme Triangle, with Dank Meme Lords at the top. They are responsible for most of the meme deaths, like Pepe, Ugandan Knuckles, and many countless others. Almost everyone is a normie, when it comes to memes, as they use Tik Tok, IFunny, and other meme-killing apps. They also report dank memes since they are too offensive for them, and they often laugh at memes that are over 3 months old.

Normie: Do u kno de wae?
Dank Meme Lord: Fucking normie, your the reason why that memes dead.
Normie: No u.
Dank Meme Lord: You are the reason why almost all memes are dead, you are why there are no good memes left.

by TheStrangerWhoKnows November 18, 2018

Nothing

The absence of something. Its actually something, since the absence of something must be something. Nothing is something, or we wouldn't be able to define it. It is truly just a word we made up to help us understand our world, since we say theres nothing in space, yet theres something there, but almost nothing. You can never do nothing, even in death.

Bill: Liam, what are you doing?
*Liam is sitting on the couch staring into space*
Liam: Nothing.
Bill: No, your breathing, your thinking, your aging, etc.

IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO DO NOTHING, EVEN WHEN DEAD, YOUR DECAYING!!!

by TheStrangerWhoKnows November 18, 2018

Dead Meme

A meme that has been overused, usually by normies. Some examples are:
1) Pepe
2) Ugandan Knuckles
3) Dab

Bill: Hey, checkout this Ugandan Knuckles meme!
Mike: That memes dead.
Bill: No, its not a dead meme if I still quote it!
Lily: Its dead you normie! Its because of you!

by TheStrangerWhoKnows November 18, 2018

Dank Memer

The people who have the dankest memes, usually living off of just Mountain Dew, and Doritos. They are usually seen wearing 8-bit sunglasses, and a OBEY hat. They usually smoke weed every day, and say 9 + 10 = 21. They do know that Ugandan Knuckles memes are dead, and that normies kill most memes within a few weeks. They also know all memes, non offensive and offensive. They know Roblox is a money wasting meme website, giving them occasional dank memes.

Normie: Do u kno de wae?
Dank Memer: Just shut the fuck up! Ugandan Knuckles is a dead meme!
Normie: No u.
Dank Memer: Shut the fuck up you Roblox loving pile of useless memes!
Normie: Oof.
Dank Memer: Yeah, oof you Roblox loving 3 year old! Your lifes a meme!
Normie: True, all lifes a meme.

by TheStrangerWhoKnows November 15, 2018

Explain

To tell someone about something, like whats it for, whats it do, how much it costs. That's pretty much it.

I will explain why I always pick the people:
1) Mike
2) Liam
3) Lily
4) Bill
I picked those names since they are nice and short, and they came to my mind first. There, I just explained why I chose those names.

Example:
Mike: What's it like to have a dishwasher? Explain to me why it's so nice to have, and why I should spend my money on one.
Liam: Well, first off, you don't have to hand clean dishes, it does it for you. Also, it usually gets all the stuff off.
Mike: Explain why it's easier than hand washing stuff.
Liam: First off, you just have to put the dishes in, select the settings, start it, and enjoy life for the few hours you have before having to put them away.
Mike: Oh. Sounds like it's pretty easy, I'll get one tomorrow!

by TheStrangerWhoKnows November 19, 2018