1 definition by The Plaid Octopus

salami

A condition in which a man's scrotum sac, when wearing boxers in a seasonably hot summer day, adheres to his thighs. Salamis are particularly uncomfortable, and often require a man to "adjust."

Because it was a hot summer day, his sweating balls stuck to his legs, leaving him with a salami.

by The Plaid Octopus October 24, 2004