The Original Agahnim's definitions

Jewish Basketball Hall of Fame

It's somewhere underground if you've never been.

The guy was describing his basketball prowess like he had been inducted into the Jewish Basketball Hall of Fame for playing basketball for a while in school, and calling it an overachievement in life. He had about 2 other guys in the Jewish Basketball Hall of Fame with him, about the same number as you would find in the Irish or Italian basketball halls of fame, but still he didn't want to tone his bullshit down, because to him basketball was more than a stupid fucking game he played in school, it was as sacred as religion.

by The Original Agahnim August 24, 2021

instigator

Someone living a lie that's so believable.

The instigator wasn't any of what he/she claimed to be.

by The Original Agahnim January 30, 2022

Anticlimax

The opposite of a climax.

Girl- All that shit you were talking trying get laid, and this is what I get, a tiny little flaccid penis? I bet if it did get hard, it would be like three and a half inches. I shoulda called those guys I know to remove one of your kidneys.

Guy- I helped you reach the anticlimax your man couldn't make didn't I? I don't think you should take it for granted!

Girl- There wasn't anything exciting enough to emphasize with an exclamation point.

by The Original Agahnim December 4, 2021

Jim Jones

He encouraged people in his cult to report on each other and nobody questioned him, they thought it was the right thing to do.

Jim Jones convinced everyone that he was saving them.

by The Original Agahnim December 21, 2021

Coronavirus

Nowadays you have two kinds of people in the way they think about the coronavirus, you have the ones that defend any mandate, rule or law the government suggests for them, and you have the people that defend the way they've always lived, no matter how exciting the new way they are being told to live might have seemed at first. The latter group hasn't been doing much fighting to get their voices heard though, just about all of what people are seeing and hearing on TV is dominated by the first group.

Just about anything people have heard about the coronavirus in the past year and a half seems designed to make them panic and surrendee control of their lives to an outside entity that they for some reason began to trust more than themselves to take care of them, even if taking care of themselves was never a major issue before 2020.

by The Original Agahnim September 15, 2021

Patrizia reggiani

Nothing the Gucci family had was good enough for her, Mauricio was never good enough for her, that was why he had to die. He failed to be good enough for her, he failed to live up to her expectations.

The world has always been too easy on people like Patrizia Reggiani. The right people hardly ever get hurt, whether they are male or female.

by The Original Agahnim December 15, 2021

Godmother

A female crime boss.

The godmother knew that coward was gonna rat her out.

by The Original Agahnim August 4, 2021