The Original Agahnim's definitions

Respectful image

There's a difference between having the image of someone that respects someone or something and actually respecting someone or something.

He/she didn't hold anything sacred enough to respect it, no matter what respectful image people saw on the surface.

by The Original Agahnim June 14, 2021

Female psychonaut

You don't hear about them often just like you don't hear about a female version of Kurt Cobain or a female gun(wo)man too often why, because most females are afraid to look like failures to other people, and because they are afraid to look like failures to other people, they are afraid of failure itself. Most females would rather become an astronaut than a psychonaut any day because they don't want their family calling them a loser, especially not their mother.

The female psychonaut wanted to give the male rock stars a run for their money, so she OD'ed on heroin to kill herself at 27, since that seemed to be the magic number. She thought her death would be more tragic than the deaths of male rock stars because she could have had babies and now she never would, but actually people had about the same reaction, as she was just another human like the males were, and her death was more of an ordinary event than a true tragedy. It wasn't earth shattering sadness people felt for her.

by The Original Agahnim July 2, 2021

Devil's pool

Somewhere too many tourists started going, like everywhere else.

She pushed tourists off the waterfall for fun at devil's pool.

by The Original Agahnim September 16, 2021

Hypernormal

A neighborhood that is unbearable to live in for the people that hate it.

The girl got out of the hypernormal neighborhood, and never came back or looked back. She found somewhere she loved and belonged when she finally realized she didn't own the town the way she thought she did for so long. She had a neighborhood of her own somewhere, even if she didn't hold it sacred.

by The Original Agahnim June 30, 2021

Census announcer

Someone that talks about census results or something most people besides lawmakers don't pay much attention to in a mix of boxing, baseball, and horse racing terms. Soon they will have the Mexican sports announcers making this stuff sound exciting and interesting if too many people start to do it, and part of hell will break loose, which is concerning.

The city came out of the gate swinging on their census results and didn't quit until the census bureau was hesitant to send more investigators, since they kept getting beaten by residents. The census bureau got knocked out by the numbers, and the census announcer was there to keep everyone covered.

by The Original Agahnim August 31, 2021

Clapper

A fan of somebody. Somebody that claps whenever they see the person they admire walk by.

That guy must have loved a big ole pile of garbage, he turned into a clapper and congradulator whenever the pile of garbage walked by.

by The Original Agahnim August 24, 2021

Rejection

Getting rejected is not the most painful thing that can happen to somebody.

Getting sawed in half while hanging by your feet seems more painful than rejection. Hell is an overused word to describe things that are not really that bad when you think of how a guy's day is going when a saw is slowly cutting through his intestines and colon.

by The Original Agahnim August 20, 2021