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Napoleonette syndrome

Females love to laugh at Napoleon syndrome in a male, but they don't want anybody to notice their own, or shed any light on their Napoleonette syndrome.
by The Original Agahnim August 20, 2021
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poser

Someone that thinks a beanie with a crocheted brim makes her look tougher.
The girl thought she was really a newsboy because she had a beanie with a crocheted visor that the salespeople called a newsboy hat. She thought if she was seen in a hat like that, people would walk on the other side of the street when they saw her, and she thought that way because she was a poser.
by The Original Agahnim October 31, 2021
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Bach von Hitler

A renowned and profound revolutionary of graffiti in all forms of art from music to literature to visual arts.
One difference between Bach von Hitler and Ana Pascal was that Ana Pascal wasn't shallow and didn't much care for shallow or pretentious college dorks. She wasn't just trying to fuck with the heads of other characters by claiming to be Ana Pascal, that really was her character in the movie, and it was done for a movie.
by The Original Agahnim December 17, 2021
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Not today female Jim Jones

Letting a female Jim Jones know that she wasn't going to be getting the best of you today.
It wasn't enough to defeat me, not today female Jim Jones.
by The Original Agahnim December 30, 2021
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Instigator

Someone that does something like hire and train a bunch of people to interrrupt violence when they know beforehand that it will not only lead to an increase in violence, but it will actually openly antagonize and provoke things that were not there already.
The instigator wanted people to buy her bullshit about wanting to clean up violence by installing violence interrupters.
by The Original Agahnim June 16, 2021
mugGet the Instigatormug.

Kodak courage

Editing a youtube video until a knifing or shooting looks like self defense and the other guy looks like a coward.
Kodak courage guy/girl- There's gonna be something to show for it? Okay I'm ready, lets you and I show the world my kodak courage, in all of it's glory! Here goes nothing, let's get it!

Camera Guy/Girl- Woops, I missed, you think you can do it over?

Kodak courage guy/girl- I'm gonna beat you down and put it all over you tube, embarrass the shit out of you. *sneakily starts his/her own cell phone camera recording as original camera guy/girl begins to walk away* Hey, where you going? *pulls out gun and shoots camera guy/girl in the back* You see that youtube friends? This assailant was trying to run from me after starting some shit with me, what a coward, he/she got what was coming to him/her!
by The Original Agahnim January 10, 2022
mugGet the Kodak couragemug.

Mama's girl

Someone that deep down knows they are still the same soft mama's girl they were as a kid, hiding from all the monsters of her past, whether in plain sight or out of sight. Under the hellion on the surface is the same person they always were, trying to change the way people think and view them, which is why they always want change just a little bit more than everybody else (it could possibly be they want a sex change they don't want anybody to know about more than everybody else).
The mama's girl would imitate tomboys to get people to protect her (whether they knew her well or not at all). Even the true tomboys would stand up for and defend her, thinking she reminded them of themselves.
by The Original Agahnim June 9, 2021
mugGet the Mama's girlmug.

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