The Original Agahnim's definitions

Pink hair

Pink hair looks warm to some people, but it doesn't make somebody a warm person, any more than wearing outlandish outfits or talking at a certain decibel level makes somebody a warm person. Anybody can be warm in a crowded bar where everyone is looking, or cameras are watching.

Pink hair doesn't make cold eyes something other than what they are, and it doesn't turn spades into rakes. Having a colorful outfit and hair never made somebody a colorful person, since any plain person can die their hair any color they want to to make thmself look and sound more interesting (or goofy, or serious, or anything else) than they really are (to boost their reputation).

by The Original Agahnim September 24, 2021

Griping

What a tattle tale does as a kid.

The girl started griping to her coworkers when her mother wasn't around to listen to her.

by The Original Agahnim June 10, 2021

Olympics

Thank god they are over, people watching/playing sports will now have about 2 weeks of no major sporting events/competitions, and they will get to actually enjoy summer for being summer. For the people watching/playing the NBA Finals past mid July with the Olympics starting the same week, it really was getting silly. The NBA Finals ended over a month before that just a few years ago, and they never needed to go further than mid June. It was nice to have a full summer of no major sporting events/finals/playoffs, just casual regular season baseball games.

It didn't help the Olympics that they came right after the NBA Finals. People like to get a little summer in to enjoy it without thinking about what sporting event/competition is next, since that starts to get silly at a certain point. Not everybody wants a summer filled with competition after competition, it gets dull and silly at the same time.

by The Original Agahnim August 9, 2021

joker

Don't let the clown face fool you, the joker is not around to make you laugh.

Female joker- Don't let the halo fool you, I like a good fight!
Batman- Then you're gonna love me! It's too bad nobody invites either of us to parties anymore, we both just show up, you as entertainment and me as security!

by The Original Agahnim November 14, 2021

Suburban

Suburban is sub-urban, not quite the country not quite the city.

The area they described as having long, winding suburban roads wasn't anything like what they were describing 20 or 30 years ago, though if they got there or visited recently, they wouldn't know that. It was a city the size of Omaha or somewhere like Omaha, surrounded by small towns and long, winding country roads that few people if anybody lived on. If you went back one hundred years the city itself had been a small town in the middle of the country. It was only when people from suburban places like Florida and California wanted the area to look like where they were from and invested in making it look that way that it started to look more like Florida or California.

by The Original Agahnim September 15, 2021

Survivor

Survivor is a soft show, so the show getting harder isn't saying much.

Survivor is the show that made everyone think they were a reality TV star, it made young people softer than if Survivor was the show that never was. It's a show soft, vicious people don't miss an episode of, since they always try to think of a way to get rid of or run someone off, especially the ones that don't agree with the image they have of themselves.

by The Original Agahnim September 22, 2021

introvert

Contrary to the misinformation perpetuated by introverts about introverts, people don't become more introverted at different times in their life, and more extroverted at others. You're either an introvert all the time or you're not, since it's possible for anyone, including introverts, to be outgoing at times (which isn't the same as being an extrovert or becoming one).

An asshole can be nice, but that doesn't change the nature of who he/she is, an asshole doesn't become something else by being nice for a while. It works the same way with an introvert, an introvert doesn't become more introverted or more extroverted at times, the person's nature is always the same.

by The Original Agahnim October 7, 2021