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A silly person.
How would you like to go to a show and the guy telling jokes is pleading with the audience that they take his shit seriously? Or he blurts out that he's really in it for the money and power? It wouldn't be a good night, it would be a disaster, part of hell has broken loose from the rest of hell and people are on edge because not all hell has broken or will break loose. The worst kind of clown is the one that wants everyone to take him/her seriously or tries to disarm them all. When the one on stage is more offended by the audience than the audience is by them, perhaps they should ask themselves a few more questions than they currently do, such as whether they even really think they are as hilarious as they think they are.
He/she was entirely too serious looking and sounding for the clown that he/she always was as a kid.
He/she was entirely too serious looking and sounding for the clown that he/she always was as a kid.
by The Original Agahnim October 30, 2021
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Get the Bubble mug.Some of the panhandlers had taken enough from people without the pandhandling (via donations for various charitable causes, save this or that building or organization through the pandemic, and so on to fund their continued control of an area they're not even originally from) and lived like kings or queens when nobody was looking, but knew that in addition to dollar signs, they would get attention to go with their behavior, and attention for them was power to push or pull others. If they gained any local stripes, guess what they were going to do to the locals with them besides take more from them.
by The Original Agahnim November 22, 2021
Get the Panhandlers mug.Someone that tries to divide white people from black and brown people by trying to push everyone else for equity, instead of acknowledging that there is already equity, that all these groups people are already equal without anything having to change for them to be equal as they are.
The instigators held a rally to further divide people into groups of white, brown, and black, since one human race was never going to be good enough for them not to find some shortcoming to pick at until everyone else gave in to the demands of the the group holding the rally, and wrote any new mandate they wanted written as a law or rule. They were the same kinds of people that always tried to divert people's focus from everyday reality to a Confederate statue nobody really paid much, if any attention to until the year everyone paid attention to it.
by The Original Agahnim August 12, 2021
Get the Instigators mug.That cocky dude really wanted to box the guy over a purse all along. A stupid fucking purse he was going to sell to somebody else if he got his hands on it.
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Get the Aunt Thomasina mug.If you're not a pirate, you don't have to get booty to do something for somebody. Most people don't do something they have acquired a skill (anything from artwork/music/film to any other kind of trade/work like building/construction to auto work) at for free, but saying that every interaction with the opposite sex has to go with money, sex, or something else in exchange for the interaction is bullshit because it isn't human. You don't do something for somebody because you owe it to them or because you have to prove to them you aren't too weak to do it though, that's when you tell them no when they ask you to do something for them. Booty does motivate a lot of guys, but then serial killers and criminals are some of the most motivated people, so is too much motivation and being wired to excess always a good thing?
If you lived on the Barbary coast, you might need booty to live. It might be something in the water there.
by The Original Agahnim December 28, 2021
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