The Original Agahnim's definitions

Find out what?

A way of saying you might be able to fuck somebody up, but you won't keep trying to intimidate them forever.

Find out what? You haven't fucked anybody up yet, and it isn't like you haven't already tried.

by The Original Agahnim September 8, 2021

poseur

Someone that doesn't like their own shit, they like what they think other people would like, so that other people will like them.

Bach von Hitler never liked Nirvana as a kid, she liked Barney the Purple Dinosaur and Lil Kim, but now she's claiming to be a Nirvana fan because her brother she never got along with influenced her taste in music, which is bullshit coming from a poseur's mouth of the south, and trying to draw attention to the gift horse's mouth, as always.

by The Original Agahnim November 22, 2021

Classical

Black people are fucking up classical shit in a way it hasn't been done in a long time if it's been done before.

Black people might be fucking up country music, classical Greek history, and Nascar racing as much as white people fucked up the blues, rap, jazz, and African history, but at least they are getting even, and that's the point isn't it?

by The Original Agahnim December 17, 2021

Kingpin

The one that convinced everyone Spiderman was the bad guy.

The Kingpin wasn't going to tell anyone he was evil, he was going to wear a humanitarian facade and put a mask on everyone else.

by The Original Agahnim October 29, 2021

Different

Everybody on the school bus was nice to the girl next door because she had big jugs by middle school. Everybody except for the one faggot next door.

That guy would be a fuckin faggot even if he didn't go to trial for it, he's the one that didn't compliment her on her tits because he was too busy thinking about dicks to notice. Everybody knew he was always different, like Rudoplh the red nosed reindeer.

by The Original Agahnim October 17, 2021

Phoenix Suns

If you're the Phoenix Suns, and you know the leader of the Milwaukee Bucks holds nothing about Milwaukee sacred, you know there is a way to cut the head off the snake.

What the Phoenix Suns would have to do to win the NBA Finals should be impossible by now.

by The Original Agahnim July 19, 2021

Change

The more things change, the more they stay the same.

Bach von Hitler would root against a team every week only to be the one trying to dictate to them what they needed to change or improve on the next week, and how to do their jobs.

by The Original Agahnim November 23, 2021