The Original Agahnim's definitions

98 pounds and tough as nails

Someone that calls everyone and everything abusive or inappropriate.

Now that he was elderly, terminally ill, and on a ventilator, the 98 pounds and tough as nails girl was going to go to the hosputal and kick his abusive ass. She had finally found the resolve and courage to do it, and she had decided that no matter the cost to anybody else, she would get her respect as the new guard, and the old guard was on it's way out.

by The Original Agahnim September 28, 2021

Natural disasters

Something some are using as an excuse to try and run people off.

They had convinced people living there that it was a good idea to relocate, even though they had lived there for years, based on natural disasters and climate change.

by The Original Agahnim January 24, 2022

Poor little JAP

Poor little Jewish American Princess. The kind of person that whines about being marginalized by people she always had more money than.

The Poor little JAP was always the first to whine about life being unfair or unjust to her, or about how her bullshit problems were worse than everyone else's.

by The Original Agahnim June 20, 2021

Ladder

An object made of metal or sometimes wood or another material.

You must have X-ray vision, balls of steel, a cape, and the ability to fly if it's true that you can see through the rungs of that ladder or the walls of that building where others can't. Most people find that that stuff opague enough.

by The Original Agahnim September 27, 2021

Eminem

A guy that tells ICP they claim Detroit even though they're from 20 miles away from Detroit in one of his songs, yet he's from a town in Missouri hundreds of miles away from Detroit. You would think the people originally from Detroit would wonder which one of them is lying to them more, if they're not both lying to them the same amount.

Eminem is with a group called D12 and represents Detroit even though Detroit is not where he was from originally, he's from Missouri. Perhaps he doesn't like for people to do any background research on him.

by The Original Agahnim November 16, 2021

Road

Something that handles a lot of traffic, whether it gets difficult or not.

You're still the noisy stone the builder rejected. Calling yourself the builder and another person the mentor doesn't make you part of the road, you can still get cleaned up from the road you're trying to walk all over as long as you keep trying to.

by The Original Agahnim October 1, 2021

Middle dog talk

A dog language from a middle elevation of a region that canines trying to get rich and powerful try to learn.

Francis and his dog were discussing, in Middle Dog Talk, the new car amp technology and inventory they were going to team up on and sell their potential customers. Nothing silly about that, just two pals finding their rhythm.

by The Original Agahnim December 4, 2021