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Dork

Someone that makes you think about school instead of reality whenever you look at them.
The dork that got mad about his/her head almost exploding when the guy stared at him/her would have gladly been a lifelong student if someone had been willing to pay all of his/her college expenses. The hardass image was just a facade, since he/she thought that everybody acted that way all the time in real life (just like a character from a book or novel).
by The Original Agahnim December 4, 2021
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Shell

Someone that laughs with people when everyone is looking, but laughs at them with others from the security of their secret shell people and places.
He/she didn't want to come out of his/her shell and laugh at the same people openly and directly that he/she laughed at with others, since people might think of it as backstabbing.
by The Original Agahnim August 27, 2021
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Imitation

Someone who still hasn't thought of anything original to put on their ceiling after 20 or 30 something years, just the same stars thei brother had on his ceiling as a kid.
The girl was always an imitation of somebody else. She tried to make their lives what she felt like hers was, her version of hell (though hell isn't even a real place).
by The Original Agahnim October 20, 2021
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Stadium

Not everybody wants a new one because a team owner does. That doesn't mean the owner should get to hold the team hostage until taxpayers meet his demands, and threaten to move the team, not when the previous owner wouldn't try it.
People seemed happy enough with the stadium that was there before the new owner showed up, he was really the one that wanted the new stadium built the most.
by The Original Agahnim July 21, 2021
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Imitating

The poseur said that he/she was going to be his/her quirky, colorful self (a non-existant person except inside your head), but it looks like you were tricked again, since the first thing that he/she did after he/she said that was to start imitating somebody else the same way that he/she had done throughout his/her childhood (an activity he/she thought of as egoless).
by The Original Agahnim November 21, 2021
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Napoleonette syndrome

Something that causes a female act tougher than the people around her, even if she's from somewhere like Orange County or West Palm Beach, Florida.
Her Napoleonette syndrome was made her as cocky as she was, always wanting to fight or be argumentative and trying to turn everyone else into the way she was.
by The Original Agahnim September 5, 2021
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Jigsaw gang

A gang that sets elaborate traps and calls it a game.
The jigsaw gang made the junkie as ugly on the outside as he was on the inside when they jumped him and cut his face up in parallel lines. They had dragged another guy into a dungeon and chained him to another guy with a wheel that pulled both of them by the hair that would scalp them if they didn't find the key or do the right thing in time. These were people the jigsaw game deemed unappreciative of the lives they led.
by The Original Agahnim December 5, 2021
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