The Original Agahnim's definitions
Someone that seems fun or exciting on the surface (at least to some people, not all), but doesn't really care how many they lose or what the people look like that they lose (black, yellow, brown, white, alien) as long as they win beneath the surface.
People thought the shallow girl really cared about the causes posted all over the signs in people's yards that she was behind creating, or the rallies and protests over causes related to incidents she was behind orchestrating, but in reality, she cared only about having the power to walk all over people that stood up to her and taking anything people didn't say yes to giving/sharing with her, as the word no was not an option for them to choose in her mind. That, and dollar signs.
by The Original Agahnim December 1, 2021
Get the Shallowmug. Aliens- That's all they got is it? A duck named Howard, a geek, and a weirdo, they're fucked! We will unleash a part of hell and all of darkness on them by making a movie about this.
by The Original Agahnim January 22, 2022
Get the Howardmug. Thanks to the grief tragedy sympathy hope industry, the aviation museum that always had a name good enough for the residents of the city that went there had to change it's name to honor a guy they were told was their hero, rather than anybody asking them who their personal heroes were. Perhaps their personal heroes were a family member or someone from closer to home than Texas, but since nobody asked them, they were forced to adopt a guy they were told was their hero as their personal hero, without any room for anyone else (since many of them thought the name of the museum was good enough as it was, without being forced to change, and it was going to get changed to a preselected name chosen by the "new guard" instead of by the residents).
by The Original Agahnim January 20, 2022
Get the grief tragedy sympathy hope industrymug. Somebody that riles people up for no reason and thinks they are stirring a pot up when really other people that know them well think they are a joke.
People could see that the dork that thought she was Mary Sue from the movie Pleasantville was an instigator once bricks started flying through people's windows. Since they had loved their home and were happy and peaceful there before she arrived, (and since it was never 1950's Pleasantville) they knew that they would be happy again when she went away, especially since she wasn't even from their home (though the one she thought of as being David really was). They were not there to celebrate her, roll down red carpets for her to walk over, or anything else, since nobody there owed her anything.
by The Original Agahnim January 3, 2022
Get the Instigatormug. The guy has been growing things since he was a little fucking kid, he doesn't have a red thumb. Not all his plants die, and none die without cause or due to neglect. He takes good enough care of his plants, and though people can at least question his sanity, maturity, and responsibility (unlike some other people), there isn't anything about him that indicates he is an irresponsible person by nature.
by The Original Agahnim December 27, 2021
Get the Red thumbmug. by The Original Agahnim December 15, 2021
Get the Eel charmmug. by The Original Agahnim January 21, 2022
Get the Occultmug.