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Birth control glasses

Dork girl- Did you like my birth control glasses?
by The Original Agahnim June 9, 2021
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Devil

Guy or Band- I'm gonna make you a guest of the devil, that's not a threat, it's a promise.
Other guy- You must have quite the plan to accomplish that, since there is no devil and there is no hell.
by The Original Agahnim June 9, 2021
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Feisty

Don't say anything directly to her face, she's just too much, she's just too feisty, more feisty than everyone else. She's the last person you want to say something directly to her face, you might get punched in the face for that. She will outdo you at everything, including feistiness.
by The Original Agahnim August 26, 2021
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98 pounds and tough as nails

Someone that thinks that they out Bruce Lee at being Bruce Lee. Someone that thinks they make a better Bruce Lee than Bruce Lee, and a better Madonna than Madonna.
The cocky girl was 98 pounds and tough as nails in her mind.
by The Original Agahnim September 28, 2021
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viral

A trend where unremarkable bullshit ends up looking/seeming remarkable to a lot of people that seem to tolerate it.
Most things that go viral should never have been aloowed to in the first place.
by The Original Agahnim November 26, 2021
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Kevin Costner

A guy you don't see in many movies with Robert De Niro.
People are going to see with their eyes that the guy isn't Kevin Costner, he's just some guy infatuated with a girl in a catsuit, then what? It's not for lack of trying to convince them that he really is Kevin Costner that they'll see.
by The Original Agahnim November 26, 2021
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Coronavirus

Even a staggering number of deaths such as a couple hundred thousand is still a small number of the world's population, as a couple million is a small number of the world's population. A lightning strike or a shark attack is a real danger, it's not a hoax, and it is potentially deadly, but for how long does each person that watched the movie Jaws or Twister (or saw footage of one of these incidents on the news) let the risk dictate their entire future life (whether they go outside or in the ocean again). A year and a half into the pandemic, you would think people would wake up. For how much longer do you take every order, follow every mandate, and fall into every line you are told to? When will people realize that the darkest hour comes when they allow it by dreaming or sleepwalking instead of waking up and fighting?
The coronavirus can kill you, so can lightning, wild animals, diseases, other people, car accidents, falls, and an endless list of things you can go through life letting fear dictate what you do and don't do. A life not lived seems worse than getting sick, life is worth losing. By living every day, you are endangering yourself and other people, when you drive to work, you are potentially endangering yourself and other people, you are part of the problem like everyone else is, and it's unavoidable.
by The Original Agahnim September 3, 2021
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