The Original Agahnim's definitions

Shifty

Someone that is an enemy of your enemy and a friend of you one day, then is an friend of your enemy and and an enemy of you the next, to get a different perspective.

He/she had been shifty long enough that it made some people think that he/she was just pretending to be their friends while looking carefully for a spot to place their dagger. Someone is simply either your friend or your enemy.

by The Original Agahnim August 5, 2021

Kodak courage

Superhuman Balls of steel that last about 2 seconds.

Kodak courage guy/girl- I'm gonna have something to show for it? Okay, I'm ready, let's show the world how much kodak courage I got, it's gonna be so believable!

Camera guy/girl- Fuck, I missed, you think you can do it again?

Kodak courage guy/girl- I'm gonna beat you down for missing and put it all over youtube, embarrass the shit out of you!

by The Original Agahnim January 10, 2022

Brown recluse spiders

Spiders that kill you in your sleep when they come inside every fall.

The guy from Canada claimed to have lost his entire family to brown recluse spiders. For him Arachnophobia was not a movie, it was his life ever since he lost them.

by The Original Agahnim September 28, 2021

Obsession

A fixation on something, be it winning, or tarot cards/fortune telling, or spirituality/mythology/religion.

She was the female Jim Jones (a seemingly outgoing, charismatic, even fun/exciting person to some despite her true introverted nature) , she liked dead things and Jesus, at least she talked about those subjects frequently enough that people would think she did. It was most likely a means to an end, a way to manipulate the masses (the same reason she really liked winning at any kind of game from electronic to sports to board games, it made her feel powerful and where sports was concerned, there were dollar signs in it. She wasn't telling anyone none of this stuff was actually sacred to her, in case some questioned her she could fall back on looking sane and normal, just a bit of an eccentric with an obsession or two that most people didn't notice.

by The Original Agahnim January 5, 2022

Black Lincoln

They already have black Jesus and black Santa, so why not a black Lincoln (a savior figure that is missing)? That way people can quit treating the "founding fathers" like Greek Gods, since saying they were not perfect people would be an improvement for some of them.

Black Lincoln doesn't have a memorial in Washington, yet the white Lincoln seems to be revered among all groups, that doesn't seem fair.

by The Original Agahnim January 18, 2022

Patrizia reggiani

The silly girl with the serious looking and sounding public image that had unrealistic expectations of everyone she met, but was the same kind of person that would claim to have had to submit to others and be sub serviant around them if anybody so much as questioned her.

Mauricio didn't have a 12 inch diamond dick, so he was going to have to do an impossible amount of things to still leave most, if not all of the expectations of Patrizia Reggiani unmet. The game she invented for him to play even if he was unwitting or didn't want to or have an interest in it was designed for him to look like a fool and a failure by the end of it, there wasn't really ever another option to it than that.

by The Original Agahnim December 15, 2021

Giving up

There's a difference between recognizing unrealistic expectations by an employer or government (trying to do physical work and breathe through a mask at the same time, for example) and saying go fuck yourself to the folks making the mandates and their wildfire/changes, and giving up on finding a job or living life. Most people below retirement age really do want to work, they also know what the realities of it are.

Not working at times when a government threatens to shut everything down on a regular basis and keeps people from finding a working/living rhythm isn't the same thing as refusing to work/live, or giving up on work/life entirely.

by The Original Agahnim August 4, 2021