The Original Agahnim's definitions

Waiting

Another hard thing to do, like not trying to do better under pressure at times when you think you know you can. It's especially hard when you have an opponent that doesn't have much self control and wants you to rush into do things when they want you to do them (on their terms). No matter how far ahead the rabbit gets, it's hard to stay slow and steady and not give up when you have every indication that you should hurry or have a sense of urgency.

Waiting is hard because everybody has human impulses.

by The Original Agahnim July 19, 2021

Thanksgiving

You would think Thanksgiving was kill anything that looks like a descendant of an Anglo-Saxon Puritan day for the Indians, but they don't try to get revenge for the past, even when some groups/tribes of Indians became extinct because of these folks.

The Indians know if they said you're welcome on Thanksgiving, they would lose their entire family and their land for it.

by The Original Agahnim June 16, 2021

Russia

Relations with Russia are a joke, a few years ago, not even long enough for people to forget, Russia was America's best friend. Now they are the enemy and the United States wants to punish them.

If ever frienemy was a real word, that would be what Russia is. Thank god frienemy is not a real word.

by The Original Agahnim December 7, 2021

crybully

Someone that still thinks they have proof that people miss them when they're not around. Someone that really means try walk all over people they thought were weaker than them when they say fall back on.

Nobody really wanted the crybully around, but she wanted to overrun everybody she wasn't friendly with (within and outside her family) by coming back again and again, even though she wasn't even originally from the town she kept trying to fuck with people's lives in.

by The Original Agahnim November 18, 2021

Pleasantville

A movie some people pretend to be stuck in.

People had missed the way that people once respected one another no matter what they looked like, and it was a lot to ask everyone to abandon that all so that one dork could get all the respect she thought everyone in a town she wasn't even originally from owed her. She was more like the girl that moved from somewhere almost like Pleasantville (except not in the 1950's) to the nearest mid-sized city and thought that she was there to save everyone from Pleasantville (of the 1950's), when really she was the closest thing to Pleasantville left and didn't even know it. She thought she was on the cutting edge of feminism or civil rights and was a champion of it in much the same way that Jim Jones thought he was a champion of civil rights in his own life altering disruptive way. Jim Jones was also from a small town before moving to a mid sized city claiming to "enlighten" them all and save them from themselves, and he wasn't making anything better or stronger by being there.

by The Original Agahnim January 3, 2022

Reptilian boy girl

Someone you might think had a sex change when you meet them.

William's eldest daughter was a natural tomboy, she was always close to her father as a kid and enjoyed doing stuff with him, but his youngest daughter Caindace, who seemed to be as much of a tomboy on the surface as her sister, was actually one strange kid beneath the surface, always trying to turn peace talks into arguments where somebody fought or ended up getting shot dead, always claiming self defense, always looking for a scapegoat, someone she saw as ahead of her in line to assassinate to become the first in line, even if it was her own brothers or sisters that she had to get rid of to walk all over their corpses. She was the kind of Reptilian boy girl that went mostly unnoticed, while everyone seemed to be paying attention to/suspicious of the male Reptilian boy girls.

by The Original Agahnim January 6, 2022

Coward

Someone that always starts facebook groups so they won't be alone.

The coward would start facebook groups so that she never had to stand alone, she would always have numbers on her side. What the group was for on the surface, from skateboarding to pottery to diets to yoga, was all really just a path to power for her. Out with the old, in with the new was her view on life.

by The Original Agahnim July 25, 2021