Joan Rivers

A Dead Clown Carcass

Joan Rivers looks like a dead clown carcass

by The Flying 69 August 31, 2009

....And then you were raped.

a phrase you can add to a long, boring story that a friend or relative is telling you, to make the story more exciting or funny for yourself.

Person A: "When we were in Nebraska we visited the museum of agriculture, went to a corn maze, and visited a farm....

Person B: ....And then you were raped."

Person A: "What??, No I wasn't"

by The Flying 69 September 06, 2009

Flavor Flav

A walking, talking, human size piece of shit that wears a clock.

Why did they put a clock on a giant piece of shit, and why do they call it Flavor Flav?

by The Flying 69 May 28, 2008

jog off

British slang for fuck off. Used in the movie Hot Fuzz.

person A: you suck at math.

person B: Jog off you wanker!

by The Flying 69 January 27, 2008

Doo Rag douche

Doo Rag Douche- Any white person who wears a Doo Rag and thinks it will give them street cred or make them less white.

person A: "Wow that white guy in that car is wearing a doo rag."

Person B: "What a Doo Rag Douche."

by The Flying 69 March 27, 2008

Ned Beatty'd

To be ass raped in the woods by hillbillies while your friend is tied up to a tree watching helplessly, while on a canoe trip.

Person A: "Dude, Arthur was Ned Beatty'd by Hillbillies while on a canoe trip."

Person B: "Aww, man, is he alright?"

Person A: "Yeah, a guy with a bow and arrow killed the hillbilly...he sorta looked like Burt Reynolds."

Person B: Thank God, I almost never got to say how sorry I was to him for fucking his sister."

by The Flying 69 August 22, 2009

Creepophile

Not technically a pedophile but still creepy enough to keep your kids close.

A creepophile is like a man watching kids play at a park. It's not against the law, but, you know he's possibly a child rapist.

by The Flying 69 October 28, 2008