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Tuna Fest

The opposite of a sausage fest, a tuna fest is an event that is dominated by women. About a 4:1 ratio of women to men.
Person A: "Dude, my psych class is a total tuna fest. I'm like the only dude in there."

Person B: "You should drop that class and take weight lifting."

Person A: "Why?"

Person B: "Because you love weiner."

Person A: "You're right....I do love a good sausage fest."
by The Flying 69 August 30, 2009
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jog off

person A: you suck at math.

person B: Jog off you wanker!
by The Flying 69 February 2, 2008
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Joan Rivers

by The Flying 69 August 30, 2009
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Spencer Pratt

Person A: Who's the douchiest person you can think of?

Person B: Spencer Pratt.

Person A: Yeah, good call.

Person B: Some one should murder him.

Person A: Definitely.
by The Flying 69 June 15, 2009
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The Bear Jew

Also known as Sgt. Donny Donnowitz, is known by german soldiers as "The Bear Jew". The Bear Jew is a gigantic, baseball bat swinging nazi hunter from Boston, and his many accomplishments include killing Hitler, and many other high ranking Nazis, and scalping 100 german soldiers. Appears in the movie "Inglorious Basterds."
Aldo the Apache: This man wants to die for his country; Oblige him.

The Bear Jew:

*As he is bashing a nazi's head in* Home run, out of the park.
by The Flying 69 August 24, 2009
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....And then you were raped.

a phrase you can add to a long, boring story that a friend or relative is telling you, to make the story more exciting or funny for yourself.
Person A: "When we were in Nebraska we visited the museum of agriculture, went to a corn maze, and visited a farm....

Person B: ....And then you were raped."

Person A: "What??, No I wasn't"
by The Flying 69 September 6, 2009
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Creepophile

Not technically a pedophile but still creepy enough to keep your kids close.
A creepophile is like a man watching kids play at a park. It's not against the law, but, you know he's possibly a child rapist.
by The Flying 69 March 5, 2009
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