The Flying 69's definitions

Flavor Flav

A walking, talking, human size piece of shit that wears a clock.

Why did they put a clock on a giant piece of shit, and why do they call it Flavor Flav?

by The Flying 69 May 29, 2008

Joan Rivers

A Dead Clown Carcass

Joan Rivers looks like a dead clown carcass

by The Flying 69 August 30, 2009

Spencer Pratt

A synonym for the word Douchebag.

Person A: Who's the douchiest person you can think of?

Person B: Spencer Pratt.

Person A: Yeah, good call.

Person B: Some one should murder him.

Person A: Definitely.

by The Flying 69 June 15, 2009

Doo Rag douche

Doo Rag Douche- Any white person who wears a Doo Rag and thinks it will give them street cred or make them less white.

person A: "Wow that white guy in that car is wearing a doo rag."

Person B: "What a Doo Rag Douche."

by The Flying 69 March 31, 2008

....And then you were raped.

a phrase you can add to a long, boring story that a friend or relative is telling you, to make the story more exciting or funny for yourself.

Person A: "When we were in Nebraska we visited the museum of agriculture, went to a corn maze, and visited a farm....

Person B: ....And then you were raped."

Person A: "What??, No I wasn't"

by The Flying 69 September 6, 2009

The Bear Jew

Also known as Sgt. Donny Donnowitz, is known by german soldiers as "The Bear Jew". The Bear Jew is a gigantic, baseball bat swinging nazi hunter from Boston, and his many accomplishments include killing Hitler, and many other high ranking Nazis, and scalping 100 german soldiers. Appears in the movie "Inglorious Basterds."

Aldo the Apache: This man wants to die for his country; Oblige him.

The Bear Jew:

*As he is bashing a nazi's head in* Home run, out of the park.

by The Flying 69 August 24, 2009

jog off

British slang for fuck off. Used in the movie Hot Fuzz.

person A: you suck at math.

person B: Jog off you wanker!

by The Flying 69 February 2, 2008