The Anonymouse's definitions
Noun
1. Exactly what it sounds like.
2. The first alien encountered in the book (and the movie by the same name based on the book) Dreamcatcher.
1. Exactly what it sounds like.
2. The first alien encountered in the book (and the movie by the same name based on the book) Dreamcatcher.
Ted: I was down in the sewer looking for the engagement ring I dropped down the sink, and I saw a ginormous anus fish! It must have been four feet long.
Fred: Your fiancee's out right now trying to get AIDS so she can give it to you, isn't she?
Fred: Your fiancee's out right now trying to get AIDS so she can give it to you, isn't she?
by The Anonymouse October 17, 2008
Get the Anus fishmug. by The Anonymouse October 16, 2008
Get the Spoogemug. Man smoking weed and watching porn, sitting across table from another man: No, no. I think runway is much more visual. Hey, Lupita! What do you call the thing between the dick and the asshole?
Lupita: The coffee table.
Lupita: The coffee table.
by The Anonymouse October 16, 2008
Get the Coffee Tablemug. Noun
1. Exactly what it sounds like.
2. The first alien encountered in the book (and the movie, by the same name, that is based on the book) Dreamcatcher.
1. Exactly what it sounds like.
2. The first alien encountered in the book (and the movie, by the same name, that is based on the book) Dreamcatcher.
Ted: I was down in the sewer looking for the engagement ring I dropped down the sink, and I saw a ginormous anus fish! It must have been four feet long.
Fred: Your fiancee's out right now trying to get AIDS so she can give it to you, isn't she?
Fred: Your fiancee's out right now trying to get AIDS so she can give it to you, isn't she?
by The Anonymouse October 16, 2008
Get the Anus fishmug. 1. The only man more powerful than Batman, Jesus chose to spend his time on Earth trying to convince people to be nice to eachother. After thirty or so years of this, the Roman emperor and some of his buddies got sick of him and nailed him to the cross. Ergo, the second definition:
2. The answer to the question "why me?"
2. The answer to the question "why me?"
The guy in that WhatIf commercial who dropped his air conditioner on his car: Why me?
God: Jesus, bitch.
Guy with AIDS: Why me?
God: Jesus. Obviously.
Luke: No. No. That's not true! That's impossible!
God: You people shouldn'ta fucked with Jesus.
God: Jesus, bitch.
Guy with AIDS: Why me?
God: Jesus. Obviously.
Luke: No. No. That's not true! That's impossible!
God: You people shouldn'ta fucked with Jesus.
by The Anonymouse October 16, 2008
Get the Jesusmug. Not your friend.
Guy #1: Dude, I just made an account on Myspace a couple days ago. It looks really cool, but every time I log on I feel like my soul is being sucked out of me.
Guy #2: No, that's normal with social networking sites. However, I have just been up for four days straight drinking espresso and researching the Tom-Santa-George Bush-Illuminati-Google-Deathly Hallows-Watergate-Iraq-KGB conspiracy, so you better delete your account anyway.
Guy #1: :O
...It's true. Look it up on the conspirators' website, tomandsantaandgeorgeandallusilluminatiguysandlarryandsergeyandthekgb.org.
Guy #2: No, that's normal with social networking sites. However, I have just been up for four days straight drinking espresso and researching the Tom-Santa-George Bush-Illuminati-Google-Deathly Hallows-Watergate-Iraq-KGB conspiracy, so you better delete your account anyway.
Guy #1: :O
...It's true. Look it up on the conspirators' website, tomandsantaandgeorgeandallusilluminatiguysandlarryandsergeyandthekgb.org.
by The Anonymouse October 15, 2008
Get the Tommug. Rape:
"Ooh, vagina."
Rape:
"You know you want it."
Rape:
"No, it's okay if your uncle does it."
Not rape:
"Surprise!"
"Ooh, vagina."
Rape:
"You know you want it."
Rape:
"No, it's okay if your uncle does it."
Not rape:
"Surprise!"
by The Anonymouse October 17, 2008
Get the Rapemug.