mound

1. The fleshy part of a woman's torso between the navel and the pudenda, over the pubic bone; the mons veneris.
2. Female genitalia generally.
Man 1: Sofie's hot.
Man 1a: Yes. Her mound is lovely... nice and soft.
Man 2: I agree. I'd fuck her mound.
by Tama Boyle January 25, 2007
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side-saddler

An effeminate (often homosexual) man.

From the habit of certain women riding a horse not by straddling it, but by riding side-on with legs to one side, in order not to break the bottle neck. Hence, to ride side-saddle, i.e. to be effeminate.
Man: Craig hasn't ever had a girlfriend. I reckon he must be a side-saddler.
Another man: Haven't you heard? He's been riding side-saddle since he was seventeen.
by Tama Boyle January 31, 2007
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cunt mice

Tampons.

This refers to the close resemblance of the tampon with a mouse, especially when it has (at least putatively) crawled up a woman's vagina. See also: jam rag.
Looks like Aunt Flo's come to visit. Best pop down the shops, Mike, and get your mum some cunt mice.
by Tama Boyle February 01, 2007
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uberdexterwise

Cross the street to Aotea Square and uberdexterwise to the casino.
by Tama Boyle November 19, 2005
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durrie

Used throughout New Zealand and a large part of Australia as an all round term for a (tobacco) cigarette.

Despite my most concerted efforts, I have yet to find an acceptable etymology for this word. I can only surmise that it has been lost in the Mists Of Time.
E ta, bro, giz a durrie.
by Tama Boyle February 03, 2007
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Toblerone tunnel

The triangular gap between a woman's upper thighs, immediately beneath the vulva.

From the evocative shape of said void and the habit of some who like to slide the eponymous chocolate treat through it.
Woman: Do these jeans make me look fat?
Man: No, but they do accentuate your Toblerone tunnel.
by Tama Boyle February 01, 2007
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Christchurch

The largest city in the South Island of New Zealand, once used rather frequently by housewives and grandmothers as a mild expletive being roughly equivalent to gosh or darn.

While definitely not averse to using such words as fuck and cunt, modern New Zealanders take great delight in reliving the stultifying drudgery of the 1950s and will often be heard to utter (at least ironically) the phrase "Oh, Christchurch!", especially when tripping up, falling over, climaxing, etc.
Sarah: I enjoy wanking you.
Mike: Oh, Christchurch! You've snapped my banjostring!
by Tama Boyle January 27, 2007
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