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fad

Hating Britney Spears, Avril Lavigne, poseurs, preps, "sluts", Good Charlotte or any other slutty/punk-pop musicians out there. THOSE, my friends, are fads. NOT preppiness.
"I hate fads! I hate Britney! Never mind that hating her is a fad and I'll look so damn stupid 3 weeks from now denying every anti-Britney thing I've said!!"
by Shameless Plug January 11, 2004
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Anti-Britney

A label stuck on Avril Lavigne by idiotic teen-magazine writers. A label teenagers stuck in the year 2000 try to add to their repitoire.
Avril Lavigne, the anti-britney, has warped the minds of every trendy sucker for a "tomboy". Avril has started a ton of fads that'll haunt us for at least another 5 years.
by Shameless Plug January 11, 2004
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self-absorbed

1. An adjective that describes practically every human being alive with only a few exceptions. I mean, who thinks about other people more than their needs? If you're living in a 3rd world country, suffering constantly or have less than a week to live, you probably aren't going to bitch, moan and remind everyone else of your suffering as much as some asshat kid with 2 tests on the same day! (BLASHPEMY! 2 TESTS?? And HOMEWORK on top of that?? IN-JUST-ICE!!)

2. What to call people, when at lost for words, who enter their own name at Urbandictionary.com with a lengthy paragraph telling readers why (self-absorbed asshat) loves him/herself.
Oh my goodness, it's just a QUIZ. And EVERY-FRICKING-PERSON who went to school got HOMEWORK ASSIGNED TO THEM. How about instead of bitching to me about your trivial "problems", you DO your homework and stop calling me!!
by Shameless Plug January 11, 2004
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Judgemental

What evil, sadistic teenagers (who like to watch people writhe in pain with locked up anger inside) can freely accuse others of. People are commonly accused of this because they:

A) Are brutally honest and painfully observant

OR

B) may or may not have made an unfair judgement that does not please the hypocritical accuser.

Funny how you are NOT judgemental should you associate a label that is appreciated. (IE: "Wild" or "Innovative")
"Oh my GOD. I am SO not arrogant!! Ugh, that little bitch, how dare she be so judgemental!!! SHE's the arrogant one, not me! She thinks she's better than me when it's the other way around!! Shower me with compliments, please..."
by Shameless Plug January 11, 2004
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humble

1. An admirable quality that not many people possess. It means that a person may have accomplished alot, or be alot but doesn't feel it is necessary to advertise or brag about it.

2. To degrade, to cut one's ego down to size. It is not necessarily done in a rude fashion but it SHOULD BE.
1. I envy humble people. If I told a humble person what I thought about people with humility, they'd probably not even recognize themselves as humble and ask why I'm calling them that. Too bad I don't know any humble people.

2. "DAMMIT, her bragging is getting on my NERVES! Someone REALLY needs to humble that asshat!!"
by Shameless Plug January 11, 2004
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shallow

An adjective used to describe basically anyone attractive. SEE, pretty people MUST be shallow, huh? In a lot of cases, this is true, but not because of their appearance. A lot of people who don't fit society's standard of pretty are as shallow as a petri dish.

Also used to describe people who can pick out any guy/girl to ask out or talk to just by looking at them.
"I am NOT shallow, I like people with depth!! Nevermind that my main concern is how I look and appear to other people!"
-Paraphrase of speech given by an undeniably deep person... well the true stuff that wasn't said, anyways.
by Shameless Plug January 11, 2004
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music snob

A person who believes s/he has a more refined taste in music and has much more knowledge in the field of music in general. Every song and genre is unacceptable unless the snob happens to like it, then it is absolute perfection. Music snobs feel obligated to enlighten everyone with unwelcome critiques and irrelivant musical trivia.
Person 1: That asshole turns her nose up at anything that isn't part of her narrow, carefully hand picked library of music.
Person 2: Music snob?
Person 1: Definitely.
by Shameless Plug January 17, 2004
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