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drink bitch

A drinking game that requires three people and a deck of cards. The game is played like so:

1. Deal a card to each player. Place the rest of the pile in the center.

2. Each player takes turns to flip through the deck and;

a) if one of the cards is the same as his/her card, the player must take ten drinks. (eg. your king and a king in the deck.)

b) if the card is ranked next to your card you take 5 drinks. (eg. your kind and a queen or ace in the deck.)

c) When the deck is done, start over.

3. The last person drinking wins.
I played Drink Bitch with my friends J.P. and Stinky two nights ago, and I'm still hammered!
by Scott Lanway June 23, 2004
mugGet the drink bitchmug.

writ of douchebaggery

A license to behave like a douchebag. Notable holders include President George W. Bush and Attorney General John Ashcroft.
Ashcroft's prosecuting people for medicinal marijuana use? He must have invoked his writ of douchebaggery.
by Scott Lanway June 23, 2004
mugGet the writ of douchebaggerymug.

rtfm

Read
The
Fucking
Manual

The First Commandment of Technology.
The Commandments of Technology

1. Thou shalt read the fucking manual.
2. Thou shalt treat technology with care and love.
3. Thou may covet thy neighbor's technology, but thou shalt not steal it.
by Scott Lanway September 3, 2004
mugGet the rtfmmug.

Louisville Slugger

Perhaps the most famous brand of baseball bat in the world. Beloved among office drones for that scene in Office Space when the three heroes take their infamously misfiring printer out into a field and bash it apart with said bat.
To beat the holy hell out of someone or something with a Lousiville Slugger (or any kind of bat) is "to go Louisville" on them/it. Example:
"Christ, did you see them go Louisville on that printer?"
by Scott Lanway October 14, 2004
mugGet the Louisville Sluggermug.

give a shit

Does Dubya give a shit about anything other than Iraqi oil? I doubt it.
by Scott Lanway June 23, 2004
mugGet the give a shitmug.

kamaya-maya bitch

On "South Park," one of Cartman's many names for Sheila Broflovsky (Kyle's mom).

Also, any woamn stupid enough to vote for George W. Bush or his fellow nazipublicans.
...then on Sunday, just to be different, she's a super king kamaya-maya bitch!
by Scott Lanway June 22, 2004
mugGet the kamaya-maya bitchmug.

root beer

A&W? Barq's? Mug? Pansies. Best root beer in the world is Thomas Kemper. Drink up, son!
Henry Weinhard's is 2nd, IBC is 3rd
by Scott Lanway September 8, 2004
mugGet the root beermug.

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