Scott Lanway's definitions
A drinking game that requires three people and a deck of cards. The game is played like so:
1. Deal a card to each player. Place the rest of the pile in the center.
2. Each player takes turns to flip through the deck and;
a) if one of the cards is the same as his/her card, the player must take ten drinks. (eg. your king and a king in the deck.)
b) if the card is ranked next to your card you take 5 drinks. (eg. your kind and a queen or ace in the deck.)
c) When the deck is done, start over.
3. The last person drinking wins.
1. Deal a card to each player. Place the rest of the pile in the center.
2. Each player takes turns to flip through the deck and;
a) if one of the cards is the same as his/her card, the player must take ten drinks. (eg. your king and a king in the deck.)
b) if the card is ranked next to your card you take 5 drinks. (eg. your kind and a queen or ace in the deck.)
c) When the deck is done, start over.
3. The last person drinking wins.
by Scott Lanway June 23, 2004
Get the drink bitchmug. A license to behave like a douchebag. Notable holders include President George W. Bush and Attorney General John Ashcroft.
Ashcroft's prosecuting people for medicinal marijuana use? He must have invoked his writ of douchebaggery.
by Scott Lanway June 23, 2004
Get the writ of douchebaggerymug. The Commandments of Technology
1. Thou shalt read the fucking manual.
2. Thou shalt treat technology with care and love.
3. Thou may covet thy neighbor's technology, but thou shalt not steal it.
1. Thou shalt read the fucking manual.
2. Thou shalt treat technology with care and love.
3. Thou may covet thy neighbor's technology, but thou shalt not steal it.
by Scott Lanway September 3, 2004
Get the rtfmmug. Perhaps the most famous brand of baseball bat in the world. Beloved among office drones for that scene in Office Space when the three heroes take their infamously misfiring printer out into a field and bash it apart with said bat.
To beat the holy hell out of someone or something with a Lousiville Slugger (or any kind of bat) is "to go Louisville" on them/it. Example:
"Christ, did you see them go Louisville on that printer?"
"Christ, did you see them go Louisville on that printer?"
by Scott Lanway October 14, 2004
Get the Louisville Sluggermug. by Scott Lanway June 23, 2004
Get the give a shitmug. On "South Park," one of Cartman's many names for Sheila Broflovsky (Kyle's mom).
Also, any woamn stupid enough to vote for George W. Bush or his fellow nazipublicans.
Also, any woamn stupid enough to vote for George W. Bush or his fellow nazipublicans.
by Scott Lanway June 22, 2004
Get the kamaya-maya bitchmug. by Scott Lanway September 8, 2004
Get the root beermug.