Poopee fingers's definitions

Tucker Carlson

A man from Faux News who I desperately want to punch in the face and needs to be punched in the face

Some brainwashed idiots were watching Fox News today and on it stupid ass Tucker Carlson wouldnt let his guest speak before opening his mouth.

by Poopee fingers November 28, 2018

Penis

A male device used for fucking or pissing

Definition 1: "I'm gonna use my penis to fuck that dirty slut next door tomorrow"

Definition 2: "Jesus Christ I've got to take a piss! Where did I put those Justin Bieber CD's"

Definition 3: "There we go, got the peanut butter, got my penis and now it's time to find Fido"

by Poopee fingers August 22, 2018

Logan Paul

Stage III cancer trying to metastasize from a youtubeish state into the REAL celebrity world. It effects young minds by diluting their heads with sexual images and references that makes them think it is normal to see and hear this stuff at their age, which is destroying this generation and making low iq American citizens, that will end us up with an even more terrible president than Trump, possibly a president who would buy a fidget spinner just because someone everyone else has one, and also enjoys listening to Disney rap songs, and constantly masturbates in the white house. Also take note, this cancer will cause young adults to grow up and laugh at the deceased, and go to other countries disrespecting their culture resulting in a World War 3, which I hope I'll be dead before that happens.

Son: Mom! dad! I want to be like Logan Paul when I grow up!

Dad: What the hell is a Logan Paul? And why the hell do you have a boner!?Go to your room right now and play video games you're grounded.

Son: This sucks, my life sucks I want to kill myself, nobody understands the struggle!

by Poopee fingers August 9, 2018

Logan Paul

Stage III cancer trying to metastasize from a youtubeish state into the REAL celebrity world. It effects young minds by diluting their heads with sexual images and references that makes them think it is normal to see and hear this stuff at their age, which is destroying this generation and making low iq American citizens, that will end us up with an even more terrible president than Trump, possibly a president who would buy a fidget spinner just because someone everyone else has one, and also enjoys listening to Disney rap songs, and constantly masturbates in the white house. Also take note, this cancer will cause young adults to grow up and laugh at the deceased, and go to other countries disrespecting their culture resulting in a World War 3, which I hope I'll be dead before that happens.

Son: Mom! dad! I want to be like Logan Paul when I grow up!

Dad: What the hell is a Logan Paul? And why the hell do you have a boner!?Go to your room right now and play video games you're grounded.

Son: This sucks, my life sucks I want to kill myself, nobody understands the struggle!

by Poopee fingers August 9, 2018

Logan Paul

Stage III cancer trying to metastasize from a youtubeish state into the REAL celebrity world. It effects young minds by diluting their brains with sexual images and references that makes them think it is normal to see and hear this stuff at their age, which is destroying this generation and making low iq American citizens, that will end us up with an even more terrible president than Trump, possibly a president who would buy a fidget spinner just because everyone else has one and makes them feel special, and also enjoys listening to Disney rap songs, and constantly masturbates in the white house. Also take note, this cancer will cause young adults to grow up and laugh at the deceased and go to other countries, disrespecting their culture resulting in a World War 3, which I hope I'll be dead before that happens.

Son: Mom! dad! I want to be like Logan Paul when I grow up!

Dad: What the hell is a Logan Paul? And why the hell do you have a boner!?Go to your room right now and play video games you're grounded.

Son: This sucks, my life sucks, I want to kill myself, nobody understands the struggle!

by Poopee fingers August 9, 2018

Youtube

A place where most (Not All) low-class outcast cancerous celebrities and attention whores thrive using sex referring thumbnails to click bait you into watching their videos but dont show any sex and also having a brain washed fanbase who are like 10 year olds who've already began ass-kissing famous garbage at an earlier age

I went to the doctors today and the doctor told me I have stage 4 cancer. I asked how and then Doctor said too much youtube

by Poopee fingers August 8, 2018

Demi Lovato

Another talentless auto tune abusing narcissistic egotistical bitch that comes out of no where like lil tay or Danielle Bregoli. She got famous probably a cheap way more than likely by sucking music industries dicks. Younger generation loves her because she's popular, not because she has unique voice, almost like fidget spinners that everyone wants because someone esle does, and all fidget spinners do it spin, nothing cool. Her music sounds like any other singer today, very generic, bland pop and nothing unique. Cant wait for the younger generation to grow up so they can realize they all listen to garbage and make people who say stupid shit famous.

Tasteless Trash worshiping sheep: Hey look its Demi Lovato, I wish I could be her

Me: You can just go on live television and say something retarded or suck a lot of big businesses dicks then start your own shitty music that people will by just because you're well known

by Poopee fingers August 7, 2018