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Jake Paul

You should have swallowed you dumb bitch, now the world is infested with cancer!

=Jake Pauls parents

by Poopee fingers July 15, 2018

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Stage III cancer trying to metastasize from a youtubeish state into the REAL celebrity world. It effects young minds by diluting their heads with sexual images and references that makes them think it is normal to see and hear this stuff at their age, which is destroying this generation and making low iq American citizens, that will end us up with an even more terrible president than Trump, possibly a president who would buy a fidget spinner just because someone everyone else has one, and also enjoys listening to Disney rap songs, and constantly masturbates in the white house. Also take note, this cancer will cause young adults to grow up and laugh at the deceased, and go to other countries disrespecting their culture resulting in a World War 3, which I hope I'll be dead before that happens.

Son: Mom! dad! I want to be like Logan Paul when I grow up!

Dad: What the hell is a Logan Paul? And why the hell do you have a boner!?Go to your room right now and play video games you're grounded.

Son: This sucks, my life sucks I want to kill myself, nobody understands the struggle!

by Poopee fingers August 9, 2018

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Cancer

Donald Trump, The Paul Brothers, Adriana grande, Kanye West, The Kardashians, Dabbing, fidget spinners, spoiled kids, people who act like sheep, trump supporters, kim jong uns cheeks, justin beiber, most Instagram models, youtube thumbnails with people making excited faces, ignorance, radical feminist, radical vegans, your mom, music constantly sexualized, most of todays sitcoms, most of today's music, entitled people, prank videos involving sexual thumbnails, foosey tube, rice gum, faze banks, global warming doubters, flatearthers, the Confederate flag, shitty used trucks tuned to be loud purposely, dick growing pill ads, cheaters, credit stealers, Nicole Arbour, people wearing pants half down their ass, people wearing sunglasses at night while driving or walking, women who assume eating a placenta has benefits, people chewing when you're concentrating, people who keep sounding the same on American idol, women who flash their beauty to get attention and dont give a fuck about anyone but themselves , women who wear tight clothing but will call the cops when you stare, people who boss you around because you try to be nice, fat women who dont wear bras in public, babies crying in movie theaters and mommy doesnt do jack shit, people who smell, people who think wearing trash bags is a fashion, ads that pop up when ever you click a page, pretty much anything involving humanitys advancements

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by Poopee fingers July 15, 2018

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