Nicholas D's definitions

growler

1) A half gallon container that is usually filled with beer.
2) A vagina.
3) A loud, messy crap.

Jake: "Did you go out and get some growler after you drank that entire growler last night?"
Tim: "No, it just made me have to take a major growler. I spent most of the night on the john."

by Nicholas D May 28, 2009

dry spot

A grave. To put someone in a dry spot is to kill them.

"Feel these hot rocks fellas, put you in a dry spot fellas, in a pine box with nine shots from my glock fellas." -Nas, "Ether"

Chaz: "Oh, oh, oh!" *SPLAT!*
Ashley: "Dammit Chaz, you missed and got it all over my face and the bed again."
Chaz: "Oops, my bad. Good night." *rolls over to sleep*
Ashley: "What? Get your ass up! I'm not sleeping in the wet spot over here!"
Chaz: "Hey, it's better than sleeping in a dry spot...am I right?"
Ashley: "Well yeah, but-"
Chaz: "Trying to sleep over here, woman! Pipe down!"

by Nicholas D February 27, 2011

Koup Klutz Klan

A nickname for the morons who invaded the US Capitol on January 6, 2020.

Cletus was thrown in the slammer along with his Koup Klutz Klan compatriots after he tweeted “I’m in the capital butt their never gunna know its me cuz I got on this mustache n glasses LMAO”

by Nicholas D December 9, 2021

Covidland

The United States of America, the most COVID-19 infected country on the planet.

Aussie: "We locked down for a couple of months and got Covid cases down to zero. Now our economy is completely open and nobody is getting sick."
Covidlander: "Oh yeah, well I'm from Florida and we got to open up our economy AND murder our grandparents! So take that you kangaroo jockey! Covidland rules!"

by Nicholas D December 13, 2020

get blessed

To receive a blow job. Comes from the fact that person giving the job is kneeling as if they're doing a blessing.

"I told her I wanna ride out, and she said yes / We didn't go to church, but I got blessed." - Pitbull/Ne-Yo – "Time of Our Lives"
OR
If you go into the confessional booth with that Catholic priest, there's a good chance you'll get blessed.

by Nicholas D July 29, 2021

honky tonk special

A trashy, slutty woman who hangs out at country bars and has no qualms about random hookups, even with married men. Can be relied upon any night for an easy chuck with no strings attached.

Brad: "Sup dude. You look haggard today."
Sam: "Yeah man, I just came back from Amber's place. Linda broke up with me yesterday and I went to the bar and had a few shots, and you know how that ends up. Spoiler alert: I banged her."
Brad: "A little honky tonk special action, huh? Talk about haggard! She's more haggard than Merle. And she's been around the block more times than the mailman. You might want to go to the doctor and get checked out."
Sam: "You can say that again. It itches."

"Sure enough about closing time, I'm about stoned out of my mind, and I end up with some honky-tonk special I found
Just as sure as the morning sun come, thinking of my sweet girl at home, and I need to get whiskey bent and hell bound."
-Hank Williams, Jr., "Whiskey Bent and Hellbound"

"Honky tonk special, you're not my daddy's wife."
-Marty Brown, "Honky Tonk Special"

by Nicholas D September 7, 2013

dilly

Slang for any shitty or macrobrewed beer. Comes from the expression "dilly dilly" from the famous Bud Light ads.

Guy: "Hey man, I picked up a case of Goose Island 312 Urban Wheat."
Dude: "Di-fucking-sgusting."
Guy: "What? I thought you liked that beer."
Dude: "Psssht, maybe in 2009. Ever since AB-InBev bought them that beer is straight-up dilly."

by Nicholas D November 18, 2018