chegwin

CHEGWIN (verb). JEGG-WJINN.

To secrete alchohol outside one's home to be consumed away from friends and relatives in secret... often whilst walking the dog or 'going for some fresh air'.
"Casper? Thy's not getten a Kestrel at all - your Judd's told me - yer Mam caught yer ovver t' wreck wi' some Diamond White... we all know's you Chegwin!"

(From "Kes... t' Director's Cut")
by Neil Baxter September 24, 2005
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sithi

1. Lancashire dialect used to wish someone farewell.
Abbreviated from "See thee" i.e. "See you (later)".

2. Lancashire term used to draw attention to something (compare with the Welsh "Look you".

"Sithi, ah'm bound for t' be goowin' in a bit. So I'll sithi in t' pub toneet!"

From "I bet the Yanks struggle with this one" by A. Northerner.
by Neil Baxter October 12, 2005
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friglet

The offspring of a pig and a frog... basically the child of Kermit and Miss Piggy.

Also known as a 'frig' or a 'pog'.

The friglet is a delicacy amongst the French (even though they'll basically eat anything) yet is hard to catch: although it's grunts can be heard for miles, the little critter can jump 27 feet at a time, therefore anyone who's ever caught one is often referred to as being 'a lucky frigger'.
"Kermie... I want for us to settle down and have friglets"

"Oh but Piggy... we've gotten low ceilings... surely they'll hurt themselves?"

"Hmm... you're right... forget it... let's just have a zany adventure featuring some famous folks instead!"

From 'Muppet & Muppettability' by Austin Jayne.
by Neil Baxter October 08, 2005
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kerrunk

Kair-Unkkh. n.

The sound made when one reverses an automobile and asks:

"I wonder how close I am to that other car?"

Before saying to oneself "Well, I can't get any closer than that!"
KERRUNK!

"Oh sh*t! A Porsche... now that's going to cost someone a lot of money... Robin old chum, let's exit... to the Batcave!"

From "BatTheft Auto: The Movie" (Pussdog Pictures Inc.)
by Neil Baxter November 05, 2005
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dimmocks

Dimmocks: 'dim-mucks' n.

1. Slack-breasts usually sported by older women with ginger hair who want to be 'free and easy' i.e. they don't feel the need to wear a bra or a garment that will at least keep their 'chest mumps' above navel level.

2. People who quote 'Monty Python' sketches word for word... usually students who were born many years after the damned thing originally aired.

3. Plural term applied to anyone who watches 'Big Brother'.
"Good God woman... we don't want to see yer dimmocks - go and put a cardigan on or summat - yer making me granddad heave!"
by Neil Baxter September 23, 2005
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claypole

1.Englishman with a neatly trimmed beard who looks relatively smart, although there's something outlandish in his dress code, such as cowboy boots or a shirt that TOTALLY doesn't match.

2. A drama student or 'wit' who exclaims 'odd bodkins' for no reason.

3. A pole for poking clay with.

Named after Timothy Claypole from the old kid's t.v. show 'Rentaghost'.
"I say Carruthers... look at Smythe there... the suit's definitely Saville Row, but the tie's just GOT to be Primark... what a complete Claypole!"
by Neil Baxter September 24, 2005
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Quidditch

Kwiid-itch, n.

1. Fictional Sport in the 'Harry Potter' novels involving bats, balls, brooms and C.G.I. effects - no doubt to be frowned upon when some daft bugger emulates it and falls to his/her doom on discovering they can't really fly.

2. The type of sneeze that starts in the nostrils, causing one to clamp one's teeth and close the mouth, resulting in sneezing a large clod of snot into one's hand that's in such a vast amount that it can't be wiped onto one's clothing discreetly.
"Quidditch" Ron exclaimed.
"Yeah," said Harry, closing his potions book. "I'm tired of studying... let's go and have some practice before Saturday's match".
Ron looked sheepish and attempted a grin. "Sorry mate" he said red-faced, "I just sneezed... you ain't got a tissue have you?"

from "Harry Potter and the HalfBaked Plot" by K.J. Growling
by Neil Baxter October 11, 2005
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