Mike's definitions

smoot

79% of the earth is covered by water

the rest is covered by smoot

by mike December 5, 2004

luv da nub

Street slang for " lick the clitoris ". Makes your girl very happy.

variant: luv dat nub

I luv'd her nub and she came so hard she squirted.

by mike March 26, 2004

groovus

very cool, hip to the groove

That is a groovus sweater, dude.

by Mike May 1, 2004

dopple gopper

the space in between ur nuts and ur ass

dude my dopple gopper is itchy as hell

by mike May 13, 2005

HLA

a an agle that almos cost WWE's deal with TNN(SPIKE tv) in September 2002

HLA!, HLA!, HLA!, HLA!

Gotta love some HLA, Hot Lesbian Action!

by Mike February 17, 2004

mudbutt

noun.

A condition arising from excess ass-crack sweat comingling with dingleberries into a meaty and smelly ass-paste.

After walking around for hours in the blistering sun wearing these damn corduroys, everyone in the office could catch a whiff of my prodigious mudbutt.

by Mike May 20, 2004

mcglumphy

(noun/verb) when you fart, and poo comes out of your bum hole.

"aww man, i knew that fart would be a mcglumphy!!!" said the man as a turd rolled down his leg.

by mike June 11, 2004