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Kanye

1. A sore loser.
2. A good rookie, but overshadowed by much better rookies.
1. "Man, why you be kanye?"
2. "He's good, but he's a kanye compared to the others.
by Mike March 19, 2005
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Jennifer Wilbanks

bitch that faked her own kidnapping to avoid marrying some dude. even worse, the dude still wanted to marry her afterwards. guess they were meant for each other
At least when Ross said Rachel's name in his wedding to Emily, he was there...unlike Jennifer Wilbanks
by Mike May 5, 2005
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elonym

(electronic + Gr. onyma, name; cf. pseudonym, synonym) -- electronic name; the part of electronic address that precedes the sign @.
In our university mail system, all elonyms are made from the first name initial plus the surname minus last letter. My elonym is bjohnso (Bill Johnson).

His elonym is as enigmatic as he is himself: aaa314. Clearly he claims to be alpha, not omega.
by Mike March 30, 2008
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Mugulla

You never take out the trash you lazy Mugulla.
by Mike January 19, 2004
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clowns

chris and pam wollersheim
The clowns blocked their own children from calling them on the phone.
by mike July 31, 2003
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cracky

Used to refer to someone who is coming own off har rugs an is all "twigged out", and therefore doing things such as 1.) swatting bugs that are not there 2.) dodging projectiles that are not there 3.) buying alcohol when you're all wrecked and 7 a.m.
Hey cracky, pass the shit.
by mike November 30, 2003
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chroms

(chro)nic (m)asturbation (s)yndrome, the act of uncontrolable masturbation due to lack of sex.
Shit, I haven't seen my bitch in a while, I got the chroms!
by Mike January 28, 2004
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