Mike's definitions

strugglement

a word made up by a pissed foster

foster had a strugglement gettin in this morning

by mike March 1, 2004

nip-hop

Japanese hip-hop.

{Vulgar English NIP, from Japanese NIPPON, + English (HIP)-HOP}

Damn, ever since Holly came back from Japan, she's been listenin' to nothin' but that nip-hop shit.

by Mike December 1, 2003

roar

im gonna fuk her but first gettere her so drunk she's gonna roar after all that fukin around o man im gettin laid!

Drink-sex-roar

by Mike July 12, 2003

Old mans wang

the medical term also known as Impotence

Jeremy Braun tried viagra to cure his old mans wang

by mike January 6, 2004

Poot

To take a dump or shit

Dude Ill be right back i need to take a major poot.

by Mike June 26, 2003

shtuff

Alternative to shit, usually when one is censoring one's self mid-sentence to avoid punishment by a higher authority.

Son: Mom, will you give me 20 bucks?
Mom: What do you need it for?
Son: I need to get some (slowly)shtuff with it.

by Mike July 23, 2003

poop

a large, atrocious enormous blob of brownish stuff that comes out of your ass in all shapes and sizes. Sometimes crawling out, other times catapulting out, creating huge splashes.

The poop shot out of my butt at rapid fire speed.

As the poop hit the water, it was immediately lost to sight.

by mike February 14, 2004