Mike's definitions

coca cola

Originally a liquid headache medicine, until it was realized that it tastes oh-so sweet. (Though it does cure headaches still) Now sold internationally, and has become a sponsor of most movie theatres, which sucks, because before you can watch your movie, you have to watch 20 minutes of Coca-Cola ads. I love coke, but show me my damn movie.

"Oy! I got a headache!"
"Here, have a coke! It's refreshing!"

by Mike June 1, 2004

slurpeeaholic

Best.User.Ever.
A user on the IGN forums, one who enjoys slurpee's

Slurpeeaholic really likes those slurpee's

by Mike October 16, 2003

poop

a large, atrocious enormous blob of brownish stuff that comes out of your ass in all shapes and sizes. Sometimes crawling out, other times catapulting out, creating huge splashes.

The poop shot out of my butt at rapid fire speed.

As the poop hit the water, it was immediately lost to sight.

by mike February 14, 2004

nip-hop

Japanese hip-hop.

{Vulgar English NIP, from Japanese NIPPON, + English (HIP)-HOP}

Damn, ever since Holly came back from Japan, she's been listenin' to nothin' but that nip-hop shit.

by Mike December 1, 2003

roar

im gonna fuk her but first gettere her so drunk she's gonna roar after all that fukin around o man im gettin laid!

Drink-sex-roar

by Mike July 12, 2003

Brohamming

To bring the wildness with your closest friends.

Hey dave, care for some bro-hamming tonight. But of course broham.

by Mike March 11, 2003

shitting bricks

to be extremely scared or freightened

we got away before they caught us, man we were shitting bricks

by Mike March 9, 2005