Mike's definitions

men2b

1. a dutch boysband
2. a type of cancer (Multipele Endocriene Neoplasie type 2B)

1. i like men2b the guys are really awesome!
2. yoo my mom had men2B

by mike December 29, 2004

blind carl

a blind carl is when you shit on someones eyes and stick your dick in their mouth.

In order to survive prison, ethan had to become quite adept at executing a "blind carl" at a moments notice.

by mike February 18, 2005

blizzok

a multi-purpose word having meaning of anything. it can be used as a noun, verb, or adjitive.

what the blizzok?
thats a huge blizzok!
chad is a gay fucking homosexual blizzok who makes love to so many guys that his blizzok is looser than his mommas vagina because chad swallows and loves eating blizzok! chad is gay.

by mike January 17, 2004

Hourglass effect

A side effect when the act in which two or more people engage in anal sex occurs. When a man inserts his penis into another's asshole, and then the person squeezes said asshole, the penis is then contorted into an hourglass shape. This is the hourglass effect

Bill: "Stop squeezing your asshole! You're givin' me in hourglass effect!"

by Mike November 13, 2003

Hose Beast

A woman, iether pretty or ugly that is clingy in nature and can not seem to get enough of the cock.

That hose beast tried to fuck everyone in the school, what a ho!

by mike May 23, 2004

pantyhose

Perhaps one of the greatest articles of clothing ever invented, for both men and women alike.

She wears pantyhose.

by Mike August 6, 2004

xenaverse

Used to describe things set in the universe of the show "Xena: Warrior Princess."

Ares is a god in the xenaverse.

by Mike July 26, 2004