Mike's definitions

cracky

Used to refer to someone who is coming own off har rugs an is all "twigged out", and therefore doing things such as 1.) swatting bugs that are not there 2.) dodging projectiles that are not there 3.) buying alcohol when you're all wrecked and 7 a.m.

Hey cracky, pass the shit.

by mike November 30, 2003

clowns

chris and pam wollersheim

The clowns blocked their own children from calling them on the phone.

by mike July 31, 2003

tever

To inform someone; enlighten

Steve will tever Rachel on the history of calderas.

by Mike September 5, 2003

bratch

A hybrid of bitch and brat. Together, the two nouns make an unadmirable person.

She's such a bratch.

by mike February 25, 2003

cold shade

The shade that is not hot.

You guys are ovea their in the cold shade while we's ova here workin' out in da hot shade!

by Mike March 18, 2003

McGrundy

A derogatory name for someone who is altogether a jackass, a douchebag, a human gooch, etc. (usually reserved for males only)

Hey, McGrundy, what the hell is the matter with you?

by Mike August 6, 2003

gogger

A rather large piece of Excremant!

I went to the toilet before you should have seen the size of my gogger!

by mike January 5, 2004