Mike's definitions

ozzers

large planet were small types of pink sheep grow

he was large as an ozzers

by mike January 12, 2004

Steak

A fucking fagget!

or as civilized people know them as homosexuals.

Omg dude we are at a steak-fest

by Mike October 18, 2004

Dr. Pepper

The world's best substance. It's better than duct tape. It has a unique flavor and tastes awesome. One of a hacker's best friends (the other is Mountain Dew

Man, I'm thirsty. I think I'll get a Dr. Pepper, the world's best beverage.

by Mike March 13, 2005

Haz

Haz is the nickname for hayley.
Haz is a girl with blonde hair, green eyes and a smacking personality. Haz has no fun without a smle on her face and my god...whjat a figure

Josh: "Oh my god, who the hell is that"
David: "Thats the new hayley girl i was talking to you about"
Josh: "Jesus shes one fine gal"

by Mike April 21, 2005

tig bitties

(noun) Large breasts.
Also: "Tig Ol' Bitties" (American Southern pronunciation)

Man, she's got some tig bitties!

by Mike November 9, 2003

Rise Against

The best punk rock band ive heard.. CHECK IT OUT AND JOIN THE PUNK ROCKERS :D

Simply because you can breath,
doesnt mean your alive, or
that you really live.
This life has taken its toll
she just doesnt know how much more she can give.

by mIKE December 30, 2004

snap

expression: used to describe 1. dismay 2. disbeleif 3. surprise 4. joy

substitutes: fuck shit fug

1. Oh snap, I used too much dynomite.
2. Oh snap! It's Speedy Gonzolez!
3. Holy snap! I have boobies!
4. Snap! She took off her shirt!

by Mike November 26, 2003