Mike's definitions

lewl

when you say hello in swedish, you can also say "lewl" ;)

tjenare lewl... hur e läget?

by mike March 29, 2003

factasy

a fact that provokes fantasy or is fantastic by itself; a literary or artistic genre that combines complete facticity with unbridled fantasy.

The center of our galaxy tastes like raspberries and smells rum. This factasy is a recent discovery of astronomers.

I am writing a factasy based on recent calculations: each ejaculation contains about 15 terabytes of genetic information transferred at a speed of 5 terabytes per second.

by Mike November 3, 2012

Mentity

Mentality+entity
1. A one-night stand for your brain — an AI personality that exists only while you’re chatting with it.
2. Short for mental entity. Think Tinder, but for conversations with robots.
3. "Gone in a click, but will haunt my algorithm forever."
4. Mentity — It’s like a one-use brain condom. 🧠💬

“My mentity told me I was brilliant… then ghosted me forever when I closed the tab.”

“Every new chat gives me a different mentity. Yesterday’s was a poet, today’s is a snarky life coach.”

by Mike August 13, 2025

Killing Kittens

Every time you Masturbating - god kills a kitten

Jean? yeah! Jean the kitten killing machine!

by Mike May 13, 2005

Krimpy

(noun)- 1.crazy, unexpected 2.wild, ramped, chaos

Mellon could not be help responcible when things got krimpy at the basketball game and a fight broke out.

by mike March 3, 2005

Jennifer Wilbanks

bitch that faked her own kidnapping to avoid marrying some dude. even worse, the dude still wanted to marry her afterwards. guess they were meant for each other

At least when Ross said Rachel's name in his wedding to Emily, he was there...unlike Jennifer Wilbanks

by Mike May 5, 2005

BRACCIOLE

Italian in origin, used to describe lazy italains that sleep until 4pm and do not shower.

Evan Esposito is a goddamn BRACCIOLE, its his turn to wax my grendle today.

by Mike November 22, 2004