Mike's definitions

Trope

A person who acts like a slut but really isn't one

Crystalle Gaudet

by Mike February 8, 2004

greatastic

this is the greatest fantastic thing ever

that sex was grearastic

by mike May 13, 2005

Choad

1. A variety of penis in which the diameter of the cock is greater than its length. 2. the area between the balls and asshole, also known as the "home stretch" 3. See Your Momma

Oh shit man, I got my choad stuck in the Mayonaise jar again. Fuuuuck me.

by Mike December 7, 2003

more hardcore than porno-flick bitches

so fuckin hardcore that porno stars can't compare

That crazy bastard just did a 1080 mctwist, he's more hardcore than porno-flick bitches.

by Mike June 17, 2004

swabble

The act of swallowing balls.

Your mom swabbles.

by Mike December 30, 2003

bendovers

Polyester pants that old women wear.

My god I can't afford those fancy bendovers! They cost tree fiddy!

by Mike April 20, 2004

domestic rice

american cars that have been riced with huge stickers, neons, and japanese parts such as a GT-R badge, vtec stickers, mugen, apc, etc.

an orange v6 mustang with huge 20" 'NOS' stickers on the doors, vtec banner across the windshield, cheap intercooler with no turbo and the owner claims it has so much hp that it will beat any import

by mike August 4, 2003