Mike's definitions

Mercy High School - Rochester NY

All girls catholic high school in Roc city (brother school: MCQ)- you can bet most of the girls come from probably Pittsford, Penfield, or Webster. It wouldn't be uncommon for one to pull a hundred dollar bill out of their wallet..and that would probably be the least amount of cash they'd have on them. The school's known for their sports, especially Soccer (a cult which is known as AJAX..), Softball, and Basketball(they breed their athletes...), as well as its "college-prep" (for parties that is..., although others may interpret that as going IVY). The girls at Mercy definitely known how to party...

"A mercy girl...every guy should have one"

by Mike April 2, 2005

smoot

79% of the earth is covered by water

the rest is covered by smoot

by mike December 5, 2004

luv da nub

Street slang for " lick the clitoris ". Makes your girl very happy.

variant: luv dat nub

I luv'd her nub and she came so hard she squirted.

by mike March 26, 2004

lober

1. someone who has Ear Sex, (see ear sex) 2.xtremely rude name. 3. a white guy w/ huge ear lobes

1.Dag yo! Phil's mom is a lober!
2.Fuck u, u lober!
3. Did u see mike's ear lobes, he is a lober!

by Mike December 11, 2003

green sweater

slang for pot

Come on in the back room...we are knitting a green sweater!

by Mike April 20, 2004

Wan Di Eggo

One of three major God's of the religion of Free Aloysius. He is one in three with Chris DiBrino and Mark Chavez. Don Hock is currently the general who is the livingly Wan Di Eggo.

We offer our endless war with the Habbits to you our lord, Wan Di Eggo.

by Mike November 12, 2004

right

Mike is right... like usual

Sarah was wrong, Mike was right. Thus the world was correct.

by Mike November 24, 2003