Mike's definitions

HellIfIknow

When you mix Elephant and a Rhino

What do you call a Elephant and Rhino mixed? HellIFIKnow?

by Mike January 21, 2005

like

a word used in sted of uhh that was stared with the movie Valley Girl

Like, oh my God!

by Mike January 4, 2004

Chail

Our leader Shil, Sung Bung. This is the warcry version of the name. It is used during raids on POW/Rap camps on our island, as well as when our forces are surrounded and our leader Don Hock leads us to victory... or defeat.

1. Chail!
2. Chail is our greatest Leader!
3Forrward comrades... for Chail! Chail!

by Mike November 2, 2004

Waffle

Large sagarajic ring from a gumball machine

Get that damn waffle away from me biznatch!

by Mike February 5, 2004

protest warriors

Self-absorbed arrogant pricks who assume they are superior to regular protestors for some fake reason.

"We're Protest Warriors! Because we protest Protestors!"
"So you're a protestor?"
"No, Protest WARRIOR."

by Mike January 21, 2005

Dick Cheney

A puppet master hired to scare children, and thinking adults... Also see dickhead cheney

Why look who's pulling dubya's strings its dick(head) cheney

by Mike November 1, 2003

Uncle Jessie

The sweetest man in the entire world...wait Universe.

He is greater than everybody in the world will ever be.

Go to www.wwujd.com to see why, even though you should already know that you are uber-lame.

Guy 2: "Dude, Uncle Jessie is so f'ing sweet."
Guy 1: "Yeah dude, he's more f'ing sweet than the lame person who wrote that definition."
Guy 2: "Totally."

Uncle Jessie: "I'm so f'ing sweet.I'm sweeter than you two lam-o's will ever be."

Guy 1: "Yea, your so sweet."

by Mike February 8, 2004