Kyle 230's definitions

2009

The president, the flu, legislature, autotune, football and the National Enquirer. Enough said.

2009: Barrack Obama, health care debate, stimulus package, energy bill, h1n1, vocoder effect on every fucking song, Tiger Woods, Michael Jackson, and Brett Favre joining the Vikings!!

by kyle 230 December 13, 2009

Taylor Swift

Hilary Duff as a country singer.

Taylor Swift sings like Hilary Duff, she acts like Hilary Duff...but she just adds and banjo and a fiddle and that makes her on the country station.

by Kyle 230 December 11, 2009

Ronald Reagon

Basically having Chuck Norris as the President. He doesn't believe in the government and he rather get rid of that place called the White House and let everyone do anything they want besides kill each other because we are America. He was a great world peacemaker and he taught a form of ecomonics that every country except for Australia and Scotland haven't really thought of. It is called Common sense. Save your money, put it in the bank, don't blow it all on stupid shit, invest in something to help humanity and not for greed, and you don't need some Communist dictator tell you what to do. He kicked some Soviet ass by telling Gorbachav to tear down the wall in the most kickin' ass way.

Ronald Reagon just believed in Ass Kickin', Not Government

by Kyle 230 August 14, 2010

farmbook

This is what facebook turns into when you are only on there for farmville.

Lets go on farmbook.

by Kyle 230 January 25, 2010

R&B

Like all genres of music, it used to be a pretty decent genre of music. It actually have some heart and soul into it and it was about problems you can relate to. And it also had an actually blues influence in it with the improvisation on the piano and some jazz and gospel influences as well.

Now R&B is this over saturated stuff that only have about 3 artists that matter - t pain, akon, and the dream and they sing about the same thing.

R&B music back then: Oh baby I really shouldn't up broke with you, I suffered the consequences. I am feeling so bad and I am feeling full of regrets.

R&B now - Shawty damn she's fly, damn she's hot, I wanna fuck her all night long AYYYYYY

Decent current R&B - Mariah Carey, Amerie, Charlie Wilson, etc.

by Kyle 230 July 27, 2009

fl studio

Pretty decent music production software and it is pretty much at affordable price, so you can buy more crap. It does have some decent stuff that pro tools don't even have. Pro Tools doesn't have a beatmaker thing, you have do this by hand and the beats are hot. And pro tools doesn't have as many cool VSTs as this FL Studio. Pro Tools is generally for pop music production and is used by the major labels. It is great for recording your own band, but generally leave this for the pros. If you want even pro tools to run, you need to buy a bunch of overpriced expensive shit such as the Mbox or a Digidesign mixer, no just anything. FL Studio, just buy a cheap Wal Mart keyboard, get a USB port, pay $100 for FL Studio at Best Buy or your local music studio, and download a few VSTs and you are ready to roll.

And FL Studio is really for people that want to make hip-hop, R&B, pop, dance, rock...anything. It is way better than Pro Tools and is cheaper.

FL Studio is the real Pro Tools

by Kyle 230 May 11, 2010

jeff dunham show

A skit comedy variety show that features the ventrilogists and makes fun of American society and pop culture. Usually uses the "about right" humor and make fun of stuff such as gays, old people, rap music, gangstas, dumb redneck, and other subcultures. Pretty fun shit and usually has a lot of sexual slurs...which comedy show doesn't have on these day

You are watching the Jeff Dunham Show...
Achmed...I'll Kill You!!

by Kyle 230 November 27, 2009