Jay Dog's definitions

fuckernutter

A jackass, one who has bong smoke of the brain, a person who is a complete moron.

Look at that war protester, he is a real fuckernutter.

by Jay Dog April 9, 2003

Ambulance Driver

1. An EMT that doesn't do patient care in the back of the rig. Often found at medical transport companies but sometimes find their way onto a squad, they will show up for their shift incredibly early so as to beat their partner to the dispatch office and be the first one to take the keys. Will proceed to hold a death grip on those keys until the end of the shift, not letting them out of their sight for a single second. Have selective hearing of such words as "it's my turn to drive now", "it's your turn to be in the back" or "How about we switch places on this run?". Will often use such phrases as "Dispatch told me not to let you drive", "I was in the back all day yesterday" or the ever popular "The senior man always drives the rig."

2. What stupid people call EMTs and Paramedics, especially those employed in medical transport.

1. EMT1: Hey, who's your partner today?
EMT2: (Looks at paper) Ummm, I've got Vicky today.
EMT1: (laughs) Have fun, I had her yesterday, she is such an ambulance driver.
EMT2: Awww, damn it!

2. Stupid Girl: So tell me about yourself, what do you do for a living?
EMT Guy: I work for ABC Medical Transport.
Stupid Girl: Oh, like one of those ambulance drivers I see at the hospital?
EMT Guy: No, genius, I'm an EMT, an Emergency Medical Technichan. Working at ABC is just a job until I finish paramedic school and get a real job.
Stupid Girl: Para what?
EMT Guy: Nevermind!

by Jay Dog January 29, 2010

Fly The Bird

EMT, Paramedic and Firefighter speak for requesting dispatch send a medevac helicopter to the scene right away.

When we got on scene of the MVA yesterday, it looked really bad. The patient was heavily entrapped, the fire department started extrication and called county to have them fly the bird.

by Jay Dog February 3, 2010

Zac breslined

When you are way too drunk to hold down a conversation however you feel as if you are sober but really you are staring into peoples souls when you are talking to them and sluring every word you say

Joe was Zac breslined last night. He could barely even stand up in the club.

by Jay dog February 15, 2020

Manwhore

A man who is on an insatiable, unending quest for booty, basically the same as a player, but with a more laughable name. Is always well dressed, clean shaven and wearing cologne, even when just hanging out with the guys, just in case he happens to run into a pretty girl along the way to meet the guys or at the place he's meeting the guys. Would be the first guy in your group of friends to bail on you to go chase tail

Girlfriend: (giggle) So why do you call your best friend Manwhore?
Boyfriend: Because he is! He's got a different girl with him every week. He puts thirty thousand miles a year on his car and he only lives five miles from where he works. So twenty nine thousand of those miles are from driving around chasing after booty. He's always thinking with the little head instead of the big one.
Girlfriend: (laughs) So I shouldn't introduce him to any of my girlfriends?
Boyfriend: Not unless they want to get played by a master.

by Jay Dog June 5, 2010

FHQ

1. First Hand Quality

2. Fuck you

That is a sweet FHQ shirt, huh Jim?

by Jay Dog December 11, 2003

Bungy

1. Pertaining to the rear.

2. Where poop comes from.

I can't believe you licked her bungy.

by Jay Dog December 11, 2003