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A form of employment which pays well enough that the employee is mostly if not completely fiscally self-sufficient.
A real grownup job often but not necessarily requires postsecondary education and a 40+ hour work week. It may or may not involve working in an office, and may or may not be enjoyable or fulfilling. The primary qualification is that the job pays well enough for a responsible adult to live in a reasonably modest but comfortable manner with little or no outside help, be it in the form of a second job, trust fund or other form of mooching.
A real grownup job often but not necessarily requires postsecondary education and a 40+ hour work week. It may or may not involve working in an office, and may or may not be enjoyable or fulfilling. The primary qualification is that the job pays well enough for a responsible adult to live in a reasonably modest but comfortable manner with little or no outside help, be it in the form of a second job, trust fund or other form of mooching.
"Dude, I'm getting pretty fucking sick of being a broke ass college kid. I need a real grownup job."
by Danny Delinquent July 18, 2006
Get the real grownup job mug.A form of employment which pays well enough that the employee is mostly if not completely fiscally self-sufficient.
A real grownup job often but not necessarily requires postsecondary education and a 40+ hour work week. It may or may not involve working in an office, and may or may not be enjoyable or fulfilling. The primary qualification is that the job pays well enough for a responsible adult to live in a reasonably modest but comfortable manner with little or no outside help, be it in the form of a second job, trust fund or other form of mooching.
A real grownup job often but not necessarily requires postsecondary education and a 40+ hour work week. It may or may not involve working in an office, and may or may not be enjoyable or fulfilling. The primary qualification is that the job pays well enough for a responsible adult to live in a reasonably modest but comfortable manner with little or no outside help, be it in the form of a second job, trust fund or other form of mooching.
"Dude, I'm getting pretty fucking sick of being a broke ass college kid. I need a real grownup job."
by Danny Delinquent September 6, 2008
Get the real grownup job mug.1) A Ford Escort. We all know what an 'escort' is.
2) Any vehicle which has carried many passengers. Compare to a town bicycle.
2) Any vehicle which has carried many passengers. Compare to a town bicycle.
1) "Yea dude, everyone pile into my Slutmobile. It's a high performance machine, custom tuned for carting you stringy haired sluts around town."
2) "Your car is a total slutmobile, dude, everyone's had a ride."
2) "Your car is a total slutmobile, dude, everyone's had a ride."
by Danny Delinquent June 11, 2006
Get the Slutmobile mug.A person or thing which wrecks burgers of any kind. Allegedly the working title of a Wires on Fire EP to be released on Buddyhead Records, but later changed to 'Homewrecker'.
"Ow. My new man is a burgerwrecker. I'm all sore today, I think he stretched me out a little."
"Fuck this dude, let's go to Fatburger. I'll WRECK that burger."
"Fuck this dude, let's go to Fatburger. I'll WRECK that burger."
by Danny Delinquent May 12, 2006
Get the burgerwrecker mug."What the fuck is up with this nigga, man? Bitch best step the fuck back befo' he get a Compton hole punch."
by Danny Delinquent November 3, 2006
Get the Compton hole punch mug."So I said, 'how many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?' She said, 'How many?' I said, 'Three. One to take out the old bulb, one to put in the new one, and one to suck my dick."
"Did you do that just to tweak her?"
"Did you do that just to tweak her?"
by Danny Delinquent December 4, 2003
Get the tweak mug.Dude, rolling a good b-legitter takes time and skill. It's generally reserved for special occasions, like April 20th.
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