Danny Delinquent's definitions

tight like an ocelot

A considerable level of tightness, but about two ranks below that of a tiger.

"Holy shit dude, did you see Kill Bill? It was tight like a fuckin tiger!"

"Naw. It wasn't THAT great. It was tight like an ocelot, sure, but not like a tiger."

by Danny Delinquent December 5, 2003

dodgy

Of questionable legality, like a scam, or questionable moral or structural integrity. Originally British.

"Ehhh, I dunno, that piece is pretty dodgy. It's all rusty, hasn't been used in a few decades, it might fall apart."

"Smuggling ganja out of Mendocino could get some tall dollars, but it's a dodgy scam, the cops proly bust people for that all the time."

by Danny Delinquent October 4, 2003

shysty

Of dubious honesty; greedy, like a shyster.

They didn't give you your money back? That's hella shysty, dude.

by Danny Delinquent September 26, 2003

Compton hole punch

The act of shooting a living thing, usually a person, and sexually penetrating the bullet hole.

"What the fuck is up with this nigga, man? Bitch best step the fuck back befo' he get a Compton hole punch."

by Danny Delinquent November 3, 2006

notch

Noun, sense 1. An affectionate synonym for 'vagina'. See also gash.

Noun, sense 2. Someone with whom you basically just get drunk and/or high and have sex, usually on a short term basis. Compare to "your girl" or "a ho", both are higher on the intimacy ladder.

Sense 1: "I am so going to hit that notch, bro."

Sense 2: "Are you going to the prom with him?" "Naw. He's just a notch."

by Danny Delinquent December 5, 2003

The BAG

Noun. Synonym for nutsack.

"You can catch me on the west coast, with a fly ass stripper tied to my bed posts, lookin like Alicia Keyes on her knees, lickin <i>the bag</i>, just for a freeze" - The Transplants

by Danny Delinquent July 14, 2004

new york minute

A very short unit of time. Analogous to about a day in one of those flat, boring, rural states in the middle of the country.

"Dude, you better move fast, that shit is gonna get snapped up in a New York minute."

by Danny Delinquent December 13, 2003